Hammeranon!

[hammerhamerhammer]

HELLO I AM HAMMER ANON! You may see me in some places being ★ chaos ★

I go by they/it please respect that or get the hammer! Also do not call me any gendered terms

I AM A MINOR RESPECT THAT OR GET THE HAMMER

AUTHOR NOTES!

HELOO! I am the author behind Hammeranon and this blog i use the same pronouns as hammer plus jest/bow/he i am autistic and have adhd so please use tone tags! this blog is a tinny bit monhun themed! Because special interest of mine but its just theming tbh nothing more

i dont care who i interact with! Monhun accounts,non monhun acounts or other anons!

talk to me about monhun btw i willlll ramble!

userbox and dividers by me!

[artistically-chuuya]

Hello! want a giant hammer?

-hammeranon/@hammerhamerhammer

Eh? Sure.

[hammerhamerhammer]

what color! I got many

[artistically-chuuya]

Red.

[hammerhamerhammer]

(BAH FORGOT SORRY)

I got many options for red!

[artistically-chuuya]

I'll take the first one-- it sorta looks like it has a dog on it, and the sharp edge will be more effective in combat.

[hammerhamerhammer]

its name is the Flaming Fury

[artistically-chuuya]

Hello! want a giant hammer?

-hammeranon/@hammerhamerhammer

Eh? Sure.

[hammerhamerhammer]

what color! I got many

[artistically-chuuya]

Red.

[hammerhamerhammer]

(BAH FORGOT SORRY)

I got many options for red!

[xanaxfarts]

Haunting Ground (PS2, 2005)

[daisylambs]

[artistically-chuuya]

Hello! want a giant hammer?

-hammeranon/@hammerhamerhammer

Eh? Sure.

[hammerhamerhammer]

what color! I got many

[rose-tinted-wool]

HELLO! want a hammer?

-hammeranon (but i cant turn on anon for some reason????)

keep talking…

[hammerhamerhammer]

WHAT TYPE? PINK RED WHITE?

[rose-tinted-wool]

PINK DUHH

[hammerhamerhammer]

HERE!

(btw thats is the Purity Hammer from mh rise!)

[rose-tinted-wool]

HELLO! want a hammer?

-hammeranon (but i cant turn on anon for some reason????)

keep talking…

[hammerhamerhammer]

WHAT TYPE? PINK RED WHITE?

[basementdwellerq]

HUH WHAT DID I MISS

-WhoreAnon💋

who are you.

.

[insufferablewhore]

i beg your fucking pardon

[hammerhamerhammer]

BAHAHAAHAHAH HOWWWW DID THEY NOT KNOW?

[hammerhamerhammer]

( @creamburger idk if you allow edits on your art but i reallly wanted to give hammer a little hammer pin and some pride pins!)

[hammerhamerhammer]

(HAMMER LOOKS SO DAMM CUTE!!!!!)

[hammerhamerhammer]

What's your eye color, or what do you want the eyecolor to be for the art?:D

(uhhh brown!!!)

(but specifically that green brown mix)(i know my eyes are weird)

[hammerhamerhammer]

(this it’s just some of my own thoughts about everything going on)

(I have this gut feeling that Trevor is sooner or later going to go after age regressorors and i am scared tbh because it is a coping mechanism for many including me)

(I feel like he will go after the most vulnerable people and especially people that cope by going into a more childlike mind)

(that’s just some of my own thoughts)

[insufferablewhore]

he mostly just goes after minors 😔 he says the youngest he’ll go is 13/14

he’s also ableist so i’m not sure 😭

[hammerhamerhammer]

(ah I just had that gut feeling for some reason)

(also this guy just get off the fucking Internet already??????? Dude wtf???)

[hammerhamerhammer]

(this it’s just some of my own thoughts about everything going on)

(I have this gut feeling that Trevor is sooner or later going to go after age regressorors and i am scared tbh because it is a coping mechanism for many including me)

(I feel like he will go after the most vulnerable people and especially people that cope by going into a more childlike mind)

(that’s just some of my own thoughts)

[hammerhamerhammer]

Greetings, smashy mortal! I think it's about time I formally introduce myself. I'm CosmicAnon, but you're free to call me Cosmic. My birth name is quite the mouthful, so I won't make you say it.

- CosmicAnon 🌌

hello cosmic welcome to my humble abode want a hammer?

(uhhh author note my replies are not the best I am currently being very much crazy over a character)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

While I can summon my own cool hammer with my imaginative power, I'm willing to accept your offer. Do you have any that are themed after outer space or dreams? Maybe a sentient hammer?

(It's perfectly fine. I completely understand the struggle to think clearly when obsessing over something.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

uhhhhhh i do not think i have any! But I got one that looks like the stars!!!

(I’m currently obsessing over Olivia from monster Hunter I AM NOT SANE ABOUT HER HOLY)(ONE IF MY FRIENDS WILL NOT STOP JOKING ABOUT IT/pos)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

Mmmmm... May I see this hammer that looks starry?

(I completely get that. I'm fully hyperfixated on a somewhat obscure game franchise called Metal Slug. I've been working on an AU for it since the summer break of 2024.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

THE STAR HAMMER

(MOOD)(ALSOO LOOK AT HER!!)

(YOU SEE THE REASON MY LESBIAN ASS IS GOING INSANE)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

I think I'll pass... Personally, I'm not a fan of this particular hammer's design.

(To be honest, she's certainly attractive, but it doesn't really faze me. She looks so lame... I usually don't care about attractive fictional characters, especially when they mean nothing to me. It also doesn't help that I find most of them to be pretty average or even straight up unappealing.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

ah understandable

(Understandable! I am just personally in love her and MY FRIEND WILL NOT STOP FUCKING JOKING ABOUT IT/pos)

(welcome to my chaos sorry)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

Do you have any other hammers that are more aesthetically pleasing and potentially suitable for a goddess?

[hammerhamerhammer]

hmmm want one that looks like a lantern?

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

That also doesn't appeal to me...

Crap... I should've mentioned that I'm very picky about the stuff I engage with and prefer to get. Sworry!

[hammerhamerhammer]

it is completely fine! Can you give me a partial idea on what you would want?

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

From what comes to mind, I'm imagining a hammer inspired by the eldritch.

[hammerhamerhammer]

AH I GOT THE HAMMERS FOR YOU

I EVEN GOT A MUSICAL ONE

(FUNNY FACT NOT JOKING ABOUT IT BEING MUSIC THATS A HUNTING HORN IT MAKES MUSIC ITS BASICALLY A HAMMER COMBINED WITH A INTERMENT)(MONSTER HUNTER WEPONS ARE SOMTHING)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

Ooooo they're all amazing options, but the musical one isn't for me. Say, what are the first two hammers you showed me all about?

(I'm not very familiar with Monster Hunter because it doesn't appeal to me. However, it seems they got a lot of interesting weapons.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

one has poison in it! And the other lets you control fire!

(Mh is a special interest of mine and this entire blog is kinda themed around the hammer weapon from it)(just the graphics tbh)(FUNNY FACT NOT EVEN A HAMMER MAIN BOW MAIN ACTUALLY)(i also sometimes use Insect Glaives if i get board because JUMP)(also THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED A GUNLANCE IN THIS GAME)(tired it once hated it)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

May I have both? I love the idea of dual wielding poison and fire. It's a deadly combo!

(It seems that we all have a special interest!)

[hammerhamerhammer]

YES!

(And yeah! Looks like we alllll do! I have stated in my pin post because i do reference it a lot)(and the fact i am AuADHD but yeah)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M OFFICIALLY MORE UNSTOPPABLE!

*kindly takes both eldritch-looking hammers with a devilish grin*

Thank you very much for the service!

[hammerhamerhammer]

YOU ARE WELCOME GO BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!

[hammerhamerhammer]

Greetings, smashy mortal! I think it's about time I formally introduce myself. I'm CosmicAnon, but you're free to call me Cosmic. My birth name is quite the mouthful, so I won't make you say it.

- CosmicAnon 🌌

hello cosmic welcome to my humble abode want a hammer?

(uhhh author note my replies are not the best I am currently being very much crazy over a character)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

While I can summon my own cool hammer with my imaginative power, I'm willing to accept your offer. Do you have any that are themed after outer space or dreams? Maybe a sentient hammer?

(It's perfectly fine. I completely understand the struggle to think clearly when obsessing over something.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

uhhhhhh i do not think i have any! But I got one that looks like the stars!!!

(I’m currently obsessing over Olivia from monster Hunter I AM NOT SANE ABOUT HER HOLY)(ONE IF MY FRIENDS WILL NOT STOP JOKING ABOUT IT/pos)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

Mmmmm... May I see this hammer that looks starry?

(I completely get that. I'm fully hyperfixated on a somewhat obscure game franchise called Metal Slug. I've been working on an AU for it since the summer break of 2024.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

THE STAR HAMMER

(MOOD)(ALSOO LOOK AT HER!!)

(YOU SEE THE REASON MY LESBIAN ASS IS GOING INSANE)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

I think I'll pass... Personally, I'm not a fan of this particular hammer's design.

(To be honest, she's certainly attractive, but it doesn't really faze me. She looks so lame... I usually don't care about attractive fictional characters, especially when they mean nothing to me. It also doesn't help that I find most of them to be pretty average or even straight up unappealing.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

ah understandable

(Understandable! I am just personally in love her and MY FRIEND WILL NOT STOP FUCKING JOKING ABOUT IT/pos)

(welcome to my chaos sorry)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

Do you have any other hammers that are more aesthetically pleasing and potentially suitable for a goddess?

[hammerhamerhammer]

hmmm want one that looks like a lantern?

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

That also doesn't appeal to me...

Crap... I should've mentioned that I'm very picky about the stuff I engage with and prefer to get. Sworry!

[hammerhamerhammer]

it is completely fine! Can you give me a partial idea on what you would want?

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

From what comes to mind, I'm imagining a hammer inspired by the eldritch.

[hammerhamerhammer]

AH I GOT THE HAMMERS FOR YOU

I EVEN GOT A MUSICAL ONE

(FUNNY FACT NOT JOKING ABOUT IT BEING MUSIC THATS A HUNTING HORN IT MAKES MUSIC ITS BASICALLY A HAMMER COMBINED WITH A INTERMENT)(MONSTER HUNTER WEPONS ARE SOMTHING)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

Ooooo they're all amazing options, but the musical one isn't for me. Say, what are the first two hammers you showed me all about?

(I'm not very familiar with Monster Hunter because it doesn't appeal to me. However, it seems they got a lot of interesting weapons.)

[hammerhamerhammer]

one has poison in it! And the other lets you control fire!

(Mh is a special interest of mine and this entire blog is kinda themed around the hammer weapon from it)(just the graphics tbh)(FUNNY FACT NOT EVEN A HAMMER MAIN BOW MAIN ACTUALLY)(i also sometimes use Insect Glaives if i get board because JUMP)(also THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED A GUNLANCE IN THIS GAME)(tired it once hated it)

[comingtoaskthecosmos]

May I have both? I love the idea of dual wielding poison and fire. It's a deadly combo!

(It seems that we all have a special interest!)

[hammerhamerhammer]

YES!

(And yeah! Looks like we alllll do! I have stated in my pin post because i do reference it a lot)(and the fact i am AuADHD but yeah)

[hammerhamerhammer]

Is this nicer? :D

(YES!!!!!!)

(I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)