you've heard of me

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ircnego‌:

“I’m kidding, I’m not that drunk.” 

      “ But you’re not drunk at all. “

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ircnego‌:

“ would you like me to confirm the other thing for you?” 

      “ --- Uh. “

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ircnego‌:

“ I couldn’t agree more, I mean look at me, I’m pretty and I have a nice dick.” 

      “ Well.  I can confirm one of those. “

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ircnego‌:

“ at least we can agree on something.” 

       “ Men are pretty, dicks are nice. “

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ircnego‌:

“ My name is Tony Stark, and I like dick.” 

      “ Obviously. “

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ircnego‌:

“Will, you, please come lay with me?” 

      “ Was that so hard? “

      It probably was, considering it would have been difficult for him to ask in any         polite way.  That uncomfortable fact aside he shrugs out of his jacket with a         little difficulty and settles himself on the edge of the bed.

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ircnego‌:

“I will stop being an asshole when you stop giving me that look. I’ll be good for the REST OF TODAY & TOMORROW if you shut up and come cuddle in bed with me —-” 

      “What look, this is just my face.  Ask nicely and maybe I’ll get in bed. “

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ircnego‌:

“says the man who hates me.” 

      “ I only hate you 78% of the time.   You’re an asshole 100% of the time. “

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ircnego‌:

“Alright fair —– I’m going to drink them. Have fun being a moron.” 

      “ I’m not --- Whatever, Anthony, you go drink. “

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ircnego‌:

“Then you must not pay attention to what comes out of your mouth all the time—- do you?”

     “ Okay, you can leave now. “

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ircnego‌:

“ you haven’t had anything dumb yet, so no? Unless you REALLY want to end this conversation, though I” ll be sad — but then again you don’t care.” 

     “ I don’t usually say dumb things.  Just around you.  Maybe Mrs. Potts. “

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ircnego‌:

   “ Oh come on, I’m not that bad. Normally I just end up walking away from you anyway.  What? you didn’t want to be around me? I missed seeing that wonderful face of yours.” 

      “ So, are you gonna walk away now that I’m talking to you or... “

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ircnego‌:

“ What, your love last all of what, five minutes for me?” 

      “ Three and a half minutes.   With twenty minute intervals where I can’t stand you. “

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      “ No.  No I don’t love you anymore. “

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ircnego‌:

“ you know I do enjoy messing with your head right? Justin come on, most people would feel happy knowing I would rather sleep with them. I’m just trying to mess with your head. the sleeping with you is no lie, but I don’t want feelings to come out of it – does that make any sense?” 

      “ Yeah, yeah, you enjoy messing with me, got it.  But aren’t you the expert           on one night stands?  Why are you so worried about it with me that you           keep talking about it and then backing down? “

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ircnego‌:

“Aw, you’re not fun. But fine — leave.” 

      “ I’m plenty of fun, you’re just not making any sense right now. “

[angelmutual]

i dont think ive ever shut up in my entire life