Jocelyn Hammer @hammxr - Tumblr Blog

"You can go to Cancun all you want." Justin replied. "I need my machine shop to do what I’m good at and happen to love. Also I’m keeping most of my money in country these days."

hammxr

"Hmm," she slid her hands into her jacket pockets, nodding, "We always got our hands dirty in different ways Justin."

qualitycontrolproblems

"Would you rather be at my normal office in Malibu, with it’s chronic and deepening drought?" Justin replied, walking with her as she leaves the office. "Grab your coat, even if it isn’t snowing it’s cold as hell."

hammxr

She gave a half hearted whine, before plucking her coat off the rack by the door, "What happened to that idea we had years ago. Office in Cancun. Off shore banking, beautiful beaches. It just sounded like a lovely idea at time."

qualitycontrolproblems

"Alright, decent Italian." Justin keeps texting. "She’ll have a car out front in five."

hammxr

"Excellent." Jocelyn took a few steps to the door, pocketing her phone in her suit jacket, "I hope it's not still snowing."

hammxr

Jocelyn shook her head, “I’m in heels today. I’m a terrible driver when I have my stilettos on. Best to call the driver.”

qualitycontrolproblems

"Alright. I’m assuming by Italian you don’t mean pizza." He smiled a touch, getting his phone out and texting one of his PAs. "How soon are we leaving?"

hammxr

Jocelyn smirked, "considering I am not drunk, no." She pulled out her phone, "I'm texting Sofia to hold my calls, so I'm good whenever you are."

hammxr

She nodded, smiling, “I was in a meeting during lunch. PR.” she reached for her clutch, “Italian?”

qualitycontrolproblems

"Italian works for me. Are you driving or should I get one of my drivers?"

hammxr

Jocelyn shook her head, "I'm in heels today. I'm a terrible driver when I have my stilettos on. Best to call the driver."

theworkbehindstark-deactivated2

"Of course it held up in court, you were responsible for those drones and you were responsible for employing a known criminal. Not much of a grey area there."

"And the Martha Stuart of the weapons community?" Pepper almost snorted. "Wow. You must be so proud.”

hammxr

"Oh please, like I'm in charge of every hire and fire in my company. I'm sure you don't know the names of all your employees." she waved a hand, smirking, "I am in fact. Though I'm thinking of branching out. Diversifying my portfolio. Maybe getting into this whole phone computer racket."

#the way i look at it #so long as you have understanding partners #and you don't link anything with dates or holidays #plotting should be good even if slow

theworkbehindstark-deactivated2

Pepper raises an eyebrow before allowing her expressions to return to neutral, staying calm.

"It’s funny how you insinuate that I got my promotion based on anything other than skill, Ms. Hammer. Especially funny considering the events at the Expo."

hammxr

"Events? I'm not sure what you- oh, you mean where you forced a confession out of my while under duress, I'm still not sure how that held up in court. But I thank you. You know, while I was upstate, my stock actually did quite respectable. I'm the Martha Stuart of the weapons community."

#oh man i missed you too!#you make me wanna bring my stark kid blog #i've been trying to refresh a lot of blogs lately #blah things happen but i miss casual rping

madetheshield

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you." - hammxr [i regret nothing]

"—I was drunk.”

hammxr

"We both were. So is this about the time where you bribe me to keep my mouth shut for your sterling reputation?"

theworkbehindstark-deactivated2

"That’s CEO to you, actually.”

"Don’t even bother trying to hide your contempt, Ms. Hammer, it’s less awkward for both of us if you just speak openly."

hammxr

"Oh, someone's excited about their promotion. I mean, it's lovely, affirmative action. Really helps us little guys who built their company from the ground up."

#very lovely!#it's good to see you around!#i haven't rped with you on any of my accounts in so long

theworkbehindstark started following you

"Well, to what do I owe the visit from Tony Stark's lap dog?" she smirked, "I mean, Pepper, how lovely to see you."

#theworkbehindstark #thanks for the follow!

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

#re: meme

qualitycontrolproblems

”..No. Skipped it by accident, got caught up in computer modeling.” Justin replied after a beat. “Do you want to go get lunch?”

hammxr

She nodded, smiling, "I was in a meeting during lunch. PR." she reached for her clutch, "Italian?"

ofshrapnel started following you

"Oh Stark. To what do I owe the pleasure?"

#ofshrapnel

goddessoutofthemachine

Zola looked up at her and licked her lips nervously at Hammer’s attention. If she had still been human, she would have been blushing. As it was, she tittered and managed a flattered smile. “I’m working on the offensive capabilities right now, but I’m afraid at the moment these simulacrums are better suited to espionage. Producing them is sufficiently expensive that . . . well, to be frank, human life is simply cheaper.” She gave a little apologetic shrug at this. “But that does not, of course, mean that HYDRA has nothing to offer your company in the offensive department . . . should you be interested.” Zola looked up at Hammer through her lashes.

hammxr

Jocelyn tilted her head thoughtfully, humming, "Double edged sword. I mean, they have been known to double cross, and take advantage of others ... but I mean, you are glorious." she tapped her chin sighing, "I can't say I'm not tempted. And that is a hard thing to do for me. I do what the edge. Oh god do I want the edge."