can i help you

i swesr to god if you clean out my carefully curated food pile in the left corner of my cage again i will lose it. do you understand me. look me in the eye. i will lose it

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OMG SHES HOMEEEE YAYYYYY 💕💖💗💞💖✨💖✨

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DRIED COCONUT IN THE FOOD DISH WE ARE WINNING LADS

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i know i am meant to be able to slip thru the bars of the cage so i can run around wherever i want and then come back but they’re a little too small so if you could just fix this. or we could reach a compromise where you just keep the door open instead of acting like a warden that would be amazing

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just a quick sand bath before i get going 🛁 🧼 perfect way to start a day

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surely if i just hang out right near the top of my cage hanging onto the bars she will open the cage and give me the freedom ive never had but believe i will get every single time that godforsaken door opens

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day old water in the bottle are you fucking kidding me??? what kind of joint is she fucking running????

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lmaooo tricked her into refilling my food….its all in my igloo babe! too bad u can’t fit!

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doing five miles on the wheel today lads im full of carrot treats and psyched as hell. five miles hand to god!!!!!

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0.9 mile

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to build on my last post it’s a little known fact that im actually named after a famous racer……..like it’s not for nothing!! this wheel gonna work for me tonite!!!!!!!!

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doing five miles on the wheel today lads im full of carrot treats and psyched as hell. five miles hand to god!!!!!

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vastly overestimated my igloo entrance and can’t get in with six carrot treats in my mouth. i’ll just stand here and look at the entrance for the next twenty minutes I guess

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So I still could not get in even though I tried 14 times and I was sure each time it would work so I had to take one out and then back in butt first. This still did not work so I’m contemplating

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day old water in the bottle are you fucking kidding me??? what kind of joint is she fucking running????

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vastly overestimated my igloo entrance and can’t get in with six carrot treats in my mouth. i’ll just stand here and look at the entrance for the next twenty minutes I guess

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maybe it’s obsessive but i keep checking on the strawberry i buried behind the wheel. like i know she didn’t see me bury it but i feel like she knows?? idk maybe im paranoid

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It’s gone are you fucking kidding me

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FOUND IT just forgot where I buried it oops haha

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DELICIOUS carrot treats today. small, round, dried…god these are great what a win

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maybe it’s obsessive but i keep checking on the strawberry i buried behind the wheel. like i know she didn’t see me bury it but i feel like she knows?? idk maybe im paranoid

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It’s gone are you fucking kidding me

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lmaooo bitch gave me a nut to get me out of bed and i took that shit and left…guess who’s going back to bed cunt!!