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I'm kind of a big deal

#vore meme #thanks for the glaze. my followers

Did people forget I have a keteld oc?

#ketelds

I can only receive

#the secret ingredient is encap #encap humor #badum tss

#melee combat in video games #how it actually works #axe #facts

#keteld meme

Kartavirya Arjuna's finger whip weapon was in fact a meteor hammer

Some meteor hammers have very small weights on the end, that are the same width as the rope itself.

This is what weapon he was actually using.

Not to discredit whip swords, they are very deadly indeed, but that is not what he's using in the examples that the whip sword documentary used.

There are other depictions of him using a whip sword, though in those he's using a multiple blade version.

#history facts #mythological research #religious studies

The truth about rope daggers

Meteor hammers on the other hand have lots of evidence they existed.

#rope daggers #reality vs weebs #history facts #melee weapon

Don't bring your Skyrim terminology to the god-damned renaissance fair

#it's historical reenactment. not star wars #grow a pair. you filthy consumer

No honestly, suggestions in the comments, please.

#melee combat in video games #polearms #aggregate fiction

To the guy that pulled a gun on me: I'm so sorry for your loss. [walks 10 feet away] To the severed lower half of the guy...

Remember, it only takes 1/4 seconds for you to be cut in half.

#you thought axe wielders were slow #big mistake #combat facts

You know the game For Honor?

You're welcome.

#i do motion capture for a living

Little D from Sellsword Arts is constantly bitter that I get requests for mocap when using swords in video games, despite the fact I favor the axe, while his weeb loser self can only get a bit part on Clone Wars.

Thems the facts, my guy.

#sellsword arts

If Shadiversity turns up to my renaissance fair and starts telling me that swords are way better than axes, he maybe be found in a hospital bed or not at all by daybreak on the following morrow.

I'm just saying accidents do happen at LARPing conventions, especially when you're carelessly handling melee weapons, or Star Wars fans opinions on melee weapons, when you're surrounded by hundreds of historical researchers.

#star wars fans vs reality #get out of my house. weeb

Me whenever Shadiversity opens his dang mouth