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[mollybeenoel]

By Momoire

[dionysiaproductions]

I've probably invested too much time into this lark.

[tearlessrain]

funniest possible site to get this on

[yesterdaysprint]

The Atlanta Journal, Georgia, September 11, 1939

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend was on lunch duty at his school yesterday and a little boy came up to him and asked him about his tattoos. When he got to the one of Bigfoot getting beamed up by aliens, the boy said “Were you born in Seattle?” And my boyfriend goes “……yes?” And the little boy knowingly goes “yeah I can tell”

[possession]

ELLE FANNING via Instagram

[liminul]

some rather gloomy ones, a nice and greyish set... enjoy. no credit needed.

ill only ask that you consider checking out my sites here and here. <3

[miss-nj-writes]

Finding out about a major tumblr update, revolt and subsequent rollback a month late and through youtube I feel like Donna Noble missing the cyberman invasion because she was scuba diving in Spain

[thestuffedalligator]

“You ever watch Men in Black? Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, ‘I make this look good,’ all that jazz?”

“Of course.”

“It’s horseshit. We made it up. If the public thinks government agents go around in suits and sunglasses, we can go around in our actual uniforms and nobody will think twice about it.”

“I mean, I get it, but it’s a lot less classy.”

“Classy schmassy. I once had to smuggle an entire Neptunian armada out of Beaverlodge, Alberta. I had 20,000 warships in the back of a pickup truck, I wore the suit and nobody even asked me for a license.”

There was a furious silence as she grappled with this. Then: “Fine. Fine, I’ll wear the stupid vest.”

“Fantastic,” he said. “Welcome to the Men In Hi-Vis.”

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[toadstoolgardens]

A little glimmer of the seasons changing

Painting by Meraylah Allwood: Website, Etsy, Instagram

[dredgen-dumbass]

mccoy doesn't have a chair on the bridge cuz he's the kinda guy who stands behind the couch to watch a whole 45 minute episode of something while insisting he doesn't need to sit down bc he's just checking out one scene. does this make sense

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation II. This work is dedicated to the public domain.

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[sboochi]

Made myself a new lockscreen!

[jazetallo-art]

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.