WHO ARE YOU, REALLY?

official blog for noel r. desjardins, master magician thats sweeping the nation ! find tour dates and purchase tickets here

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass.

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[qestir-deactivated20180723]

[dutchster]

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

[handsleights]

OMW TO A HOT DATE IN THIS WEIRD TOWN IN VIRGINIA, MEETING OUTSIDE A FURRY FOOD TRUCK !!

[handsleights]

OMW TO ANOTHER SHOW !!

[handsleights]

400 doves

[handsleights]

can washing machine get out spaghetti stains

[handsleights]

washing machine

[eelizabit]

LMAO

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

today i am john

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine

[handsleights]

this is the only thought i have

[handsleights]

thinking about how “slob on my knob like corn on the cobb”  is the greatest feat of lyrical genius to ever exist and i wasnt the one to create it, truly a missed opportunity

[reactionpicarchive]

[handsleights]

sharpshct replied to your post: sharpshct replied to your post: ...

evil television…

personally think we need more evil television instead of television pretending like its not evil

[handsleights]

sharpshct replied to your post: a tv show where you gather the people you hate...

yesss.

winner is told they are getting a boat ride out of there but theres no fuel in it and the motor is broken

[handsleights]

a tv show where you gather the people you hate most to be trapped on an abandoned island filled with traps like in that obstacle course show except theres no escape