Kat Dennings

She/her Not real actress for rp purposes only

[anyakined]

you're such a lovely person, darling, and a beautiful one at that -- so there's no doubt that there's someone out there for you that's perfect for you! and that you're perfect for them, of course! and i'm glad that my optimism has spread to you, i do try my best to do that! but that's how i've always felt, and honestly, the best things happen when you're not expecting them because that's what happened with jamie. oh goodness, darling, i couldn't imagine being on a dating app anyway! that's so sweet that he's such a nice guy, i love that! and it makes me so happy to hear that you're a little less stressed out of course. and right? i'm vegan -- but just thinking about all the fried veggies, and i know they have a good vegan corndog there as well that i can't wait to eat! what's your favorite fair food though?

[katdengz]

Thanks, I'm trying vey hard to keep that in mind, to keep that optimism. And not just toss my hands up, say fuck it, and become a hermit farmer in North California somewhere. I'm basically doing it because I'm lazy, and hunting for someone, dating, is exhausting. I wish I could clone him, he's everything I would want in a partner. I want to try their vegan corndog. But my favorite is.. um, a whole lot more fattening, I love a good fried snickers.

[stanbastian]

oh, i'm all for it -- we'll just be sitting there and someone will say something serious and i'll just look at you and mouth boobs. oh god, i'm the kind of asshole that would talk about boobs in the most serious of situations just to get a laugh, don't tempt me. oh, that picture is now your contact image in my phone i hope you know. see i was expecting you to say you had some flowers or something like that, i wasn't expecting to you have such a big ass garden. i love that though -- my mom is huge in gardening as well, and shares a garden with some people in new york! and thank you, i want everyone to feel comfortable enough to kiss me i suppose. as for twice, it's just always something i've believed in since i started having sex. but i'm very much someone that's into pleasure and i think there is no greater pleasure than pleasing your partner, so that's probably why. oh, i'm always up for ego stroking and am truly sad more people don't do it for me. that's exactly the best way to scope out the competition, got to see who you're going to destroy and all, right? or just beat, but either way. what kind of roses do you plan on entering? i ask that question like i know a single thing about the difference in roses.

[katdengz]

Hah, I'm just imagining it and giggling over it, I can already see the dirty looks I'm getting. Sebastian, I dare you to do it. Oh lord, I can just see it, you're in a crowded room and I text you some meme or something and my ass flashes up on the screen, it'll be like I'm mooning the whole room. That's not a complaint. That's really cool community gardens make me happy, I'll send you some seeds for her, especially if anything grows abnormally large. Should I wear my brightest red lipstick and give you a big kiss on the cheek to go along with the sign? Wait, so you started out of the virgin gate with giving your partner two orgasms?? Should I expect to see Stan brand porn if this whole acting thing goes bust? You know I'm sad that you don't get your ego stroked more often. Right, I'm all for destroying the competition. Especially if they're the 'karen' sort. Well, I'm playing god with these roses that just popped up in my garden this year, I think they're probably a cross between my white roses and my peach roses, but they're flesh colored roses, and I cross pollinated them with some red tip roses. I don't know technical names so...

[josephafq]

you were sewn into one of the costumes you had to wear? that sounds bloody awful, love, and i'd have hated every minute of that -- especially in the heat. very much not an age thing, i think even when i was a little lad i didn't like to go into pools all that much for fear of what was in them. she has discovered the pots that have handles that clip on, i've got some myself and they're my favorites to use! i'm an only child and my parents were on and off a lot when i was growing up, i think teaching me how to cook just made her feel better, so i was always a happy student. but since i've already gotten food poisoning, it shouldn't happen again, yeah? like i think once is enough. you watch wwe stuff? i'll admit i was curious the other day and watched summer slam and that was pretty interesting, but i'm not sure i'd watch it again. oh, well that's not so bad and thankfully i don't wear a bra, so nothing to freeze, yeah? it's good to know that rubbing alcohol will get it off in case that ever happens to me again. you've only just recently got into drinking harder stuff than wine? what are you drinking right now? i never thought i'd be looking forward to a zombie rose, but i am and i hope it works out for you! even if he's married you can still look, yeah? but that's great that he was just as starstruck as you, and good that you got a hug and an autograph as well. and that's great news that you might have a job as well! i can't say i'm shocked we're doing that, but i don't see us ever being anything but that way toward each other. and thankfully his girlfriend doesn't seem to mind, so that helps too. honestly, that's what i figured as well that the rules weren't being followed and i guess that's my biggest concern as well as the rules not being followed. i just don't like the idea of hurting anyone. though that's pretty amazing yours lasted for ten years, and you guys are still close mates. i mean, it would be nice if i do, but i'm also not actively trying that hard either. thankfully i've not been called by any of my character's names with the one night stands -- i'm trying to think how much it would bother me if they did though. i've not dated in ages, but i do see a lot of games being played and that's why i'm in no mood to deal with that right now. not a bad idea to be blunt right from the go when you're interested in someone, i know that would help make sure no wires are crossed, yeah? i'm flattered though that you felt that way about me, and i wasn't lying when i said i was attracted to you. i can understand why distance would have been constant on your mind, it's never easy to carry on with someone in another country, but i don't get the age part i'll be honest. though you know it makes me happy you're not sad that we're better friends, i was worried this was going to screw up our friendship. speaking of said friendship, if you're coming to the fair this weekend i'll be there as well and we should hang out!

[katdengz]

Yep, the circus costume in WandaVision was the one I was sewn into. It's also the one that my ass decided no, it wasn't going to do it that day and broke my spanx. I guess little kids do sometimes know when stuff is gross, and we weren't all little Tommy Pickles. I would marry mine if it was legal to marry inanimate objects. Aww I bet you two were really cute in the kitchen together. Well, at least from the craft table, especially if you being sick held up production. I can't make any promises for no food poisoning from restaurants. Yes, well sometimes. Not as much as I did when Ronda was on Raw, but I do watch it on occasion. It's like the old 'stories' that used to be on day time tv, you can go years and not watch it, turn on once, and catch up. Yeah but I imagine you do wear boxers, but as long as you don't take them off you should be fine. And don't scrub, hold it on there, and then gently rub. Yeah, there are still things I won't do, like you won't catch me smoking pot or cigarettes, and you won't see a tattoo on me. Right now? I've got a boozy milkshake with some flavored vodka in it. Well, you can probably take credit for me playing god, because I wouldn't have thought up the zombie roses on my own. I did look, but I tried not to be creepy about it, I did make him blush at least once. It's good to flirt with a married Broadway guy, he's got connections. It's good that his girlfriend doesn't mind, because the two of you have some crazy chemistry, even for two people who are just friends. I know I said there are rules, but sometimes you just have to shoot your shot, otherwise you waste it, that's probably what happened between your friends. Yeah... he passed away in 2016, but I like to think we're still close. It might not bother you as much as it bothered me, i just kinda get triggered being called the wrong name in an intimate setting. I hate to say it but if you're actively hunting for one night stands you are part in the games my friend. That's what I'm hoping to prevent. Maybe lying is being too harsh, but I do think you were just being nice, and that's fine I'm not everybody's cup of tea. Yeah, and it's no 'I'm having a shitty day let me hop on a plane and you can make that shitty day go away' distance either. I know it's crappy, but it is what it is, I don't like feeling like a cougar. Nah, we're good. Oh yeah, we totally can, I have plots on living out my fantasy farm girl life, so as long as that doesn't cramp your style...

[sivanhqs-deactivated20260106]

Now combining the two has me wondering what Chris would look like stepping into Crocodile Dundee's shoes. I mean, I bet he's gotten the offer to play him time and time again, the reboots being all the rage. And no worries, more than happy to be your South Africa compass! I'm biased but it's a beautiful place! My family's still around Johannesburg and Cape Town, so always recommended if you ever want to travel there. Hey, you never know when that knowledge will come into play either, and I love it for that reason myself. That's a decent point, though now I'm wondering if there's anything that would make the soles of the vegetation shoes harder that we could either attach to the outside or slip it between the leaves. Might sacrifice comfort, but our feet will be protected! I'm a good swimmer, good enough not to drown, at the least.

[katdengz]

It would so work, because he's hilarious. If someone else gets the job I wont watch it if there is a reboot. I'd have to plan a trip like that out, I wouldn't be able to just go, because I'd want to see all the things and do all the stuff. Life happens all the time, you never know when survival things will be needed. Lol Like every day my assistant is on vacation. Mud, if you could find redmud packing it in with the vegetation would make it harder. Well, you don't really need more than that, fancy swimming is only good if you're in the Olympics.

[chlobaileys]

Caramel definitely pairs well with other flavors, like vanilla and obviously chocolate. Yeah! I love that they have a wide variety. Plus they have some great limited edition non-dairy flavors as well. I remember a few years ago I found a limited Peanut Butter and Banana flavor. I wish they'd bring it back 'cause that was so damn good. All this is reminding me that I'm out of ice cream and gotta restock.

[katdengz]

Yeah, but if I pair it with Chocolate I might make it too boozy, because I love chocolate by itself. Oh, that Peanut Butter and Banana sound good. Pray to the B and J gods. Or write a letter. Or you could get the Ninja creamy, it's a heavy chunk of change, but it can make ice cream out of just about anything.

[otakuxmeg]

I wouldn't be surprised if freddie visited his dreams every night while he was filming bohemian rhapsody. just dropped gems of knowledge on his head. same here. in my honest opinion, I believe denzel washington and angela bassett should have won each and every time they were nominated for an oscar. viola davis too. aww, I'm happy to hear that. people should always feel validated when being themselves. unless you're harming others than no, be someone else. that's very plausible. sort of like a ying and yang scenario when it comes to our inner personalities. in our line of business, it's all about who you know and it appears carol knows quite a few people. haha. I think she'd really liked that. hawaii any time of the year is a treat! I also have faith you'll be able to survive without her. it's just two weeks. that's absolutely hilarious because snakes don't frighten me but raccoons and possums do. talk about an uno reverse! hehe. I hear you, loud and clear. maybe just take the free time to do research. we held it in sweden. thought it'd be nice to get everyone out of the sweltering texas heat. I'll send you some photos. we had a damn good time. didn't believe you would for a second.

[katdengz]

You know I like that so much that's going to be how I think of it from now on. I have been in love with Angela Bassett since I was 11 years old, I think she deserves an Oscar for everything she's ever been in, but you're not wrong about Denzel Washington and Viola Davis, they have a way of captivating me everytime they're on the screen. I don't think I'm hurting anybody, so I'm going to stay me. Oh she's off to Hawaii, I'm making my manager do what she's paid for while Carol takes some much needed time off, because you're right, if she didn't know them before she made sure she got to know the right people, and I can survive two weeks without her. Haha, I guess it is a uno reverse. I just have to check with in a few other places, just to make sure there's nothing hidden in secret dark corners, but I think I'm in the clear. I bet it was! I bet they were grateful for the change. Thanks! I hear congratulations are in order.

[nchoult]

leading a boring life so you don't end up on gossip sites sounds like a solid idea -- though i'm laughing a little at you calling me a good boy, love. wait, you don't want to do it at all? does that mean you're becoming a nun because that seems like it might be a bit much. i'm still new to the tiktok thing though, what goes on there that has you wanting to become a nun? thanks, love, i was pretty sure she and i were going to get married but she had other ideas. it is what it is, yeah? though it would make sense if being brokenhearted is why we became fast friends! and i'm happy that you've not turned into a complete pessimist, that would be a shame becuase i think the right one is there for you, they'll just come about when you least expect it! i suppose you're right it does sound like it'll be lonely for the both of us, but his mum has moved on and i know he gets on with her new beau. so i can enjoy the single life a little while longer and maybe revisit it down the line if i want to try and not be lonely. i'm too old for games too so i understand, and i do kick ass at mario! oh, i started looking up to see if there are any boozy ice cream spots in london and so far i've found two! i didn't think you were being a weirdo stalker, so don't worry! and hey, like i said i'm glad we could have kept you entertained because when i'm around him, i'm like a big kid all over again, yeah? that's amazing that he knew who you were as well, love, and that you swapped autographs! sounds like he's lived up to the hype of why you're so into him, yeah? they're not doing any protesting in london, so if i want to do anything, it'll have to be in la. but i am coming to la for a little bit to take my lad to the fair and visit his mum since i'm keeping him until he starts up school. oh, my mate invited me and my son to a safari with his family and some friends, it's been lovely here!

[katdengz]

You are, at least I don't hear things like 'Oh my god, can you believe Nicholas Holt did this thing??' Well, I'm Jewish, so I couldn't become a nun, I was thinking more along the lines of abstinent hermit. It's a freaking jungle out there, dogs and cats living together level of mass hysteria. Just kidding. I just watched a video if a guy, bold as fuck, putting something in some chicks drink while she was doing some tiktok dance. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I really know how you feel. I do still have my pessimistic moments though, because it seems like everyone around me is a fuck boy. I hate to say it like this, especially since the little man likes her new guy, but that's fucked up. I hope single life is a fun one. You know, life should have mario music to it, to help you out, especially during dating. Though, if I heard the 'i got a mushroom' music and nothing noticeable was happening I don't think I'd be able to keep a straight face. Oh nice! There's a few around my New York apartment, but the ones in LA are too far from my house for me to venture to. I could tell, it looked like you were playing with your best friend, and he with his. Yeah, it was great, because not everyone does, and it's kinda heartbreaking when they aren't as amazing as you'd hoped. Oh man, remember stay hydrated. The fair will be fun! At least I think it will be. Oh nice!

[anyakined]

believe me, i understand -- one of my best friends has that with his wife, and it's beautiful to witness that kind of devotion. especially when you see it in both of their eyes, so i think it's pretty easy to want that for yourself. i'm glad that you don't think it's bad to be so optimistic, and glad that it was pretty refreshing from the doom and gloom that was going on in your head. i'm sorry that you're still doom and gloom though, darling, but i hope you're having a good time in new york! i'm glad that you're going to be going to the fair because i will be as well and we'll have to meet up! it's been forever since i've been to a fair, so honestly, i'm going to possibly behave like a little kid again.

[katdengz]

I just need to meet a person like that, that's attracted to me of course. You're optimism spread to me! I'm sure that someone will come around, but if it's meant to happen then it will. But you wont catch me on any dating apps. I am, I really am. He may be a fantasy man, but he's a really nice guy too, and I'm a little less stressed out. OH god! All the fried fooooood it'll be hard not to run up and down the stall line just getting everything.

[dayamsc]

well, now you've got me curious and i can't help but want to try -- and if i fail, then we'll know that i just have to stick to buying my salted caramel, right? don't hold out, have you been having a fun time in new york? and how many times have you pictured said naked person naked? and thank you because i've been in a spiced rum kick lately and any new drink that you can come up with that involves that, i'll be happy. i do plan on going to the fair, it's been ages since i've been to a county fair and i'm hoping to have some much needed fun! are you going? because if you are, you'll have to save some time for me -- we can eat some junk food together and people watch! and oh, i'm all for going to vegas after to get those lap dances! i looked up the dancers for the las vegas magic mike and yes, please to all of them.

[katdengz]

Definitely don't use a pan that you like for your first try. Yeah, it wouldn't be the end of your salted caramel world. Yeah, actually I've been having a lot of fun in New York. It's safe to say he's the main player in my spank bank. Okay this is out of B and J orbit, but Kemps has a really great Apple Crisp ice cream that goes really great with Captain Morgan, and you can stick it in the blender and make it into a sort of milkshake or get a scoop and make it into a rum float. I'm going! I think I'm going to try to put my roses in next year, if they work out like I'm hoping. I am all for junk food eating and people watching. Hah we could see if they do like a Champagne room deal.

[stanbastian]

oh exactly! we'll be having a conversation and i'll just randomly switch it up and start talking about boobs -- keep you on your toes! it does help knowing i'm the only one you've texted it to, thank you. that's the only time i use my social media as well when i need to promote something and my team is on my ass about pulling my weight. i keep forgetting you are a mini farm girl -- are you growing anything good right now? i'm all for you making a sign that says make out with me the next time we're in a club together and make sure you say everyone is welcome, that way people know i'm open to any gender. yeah, i'm always about twice before i get my own -- though i guess if someone was like yo' i get sleepy after one, then i'd be down for just one. but in my head, it needs to happen at least twice. oh, believe me, i'm walking around like my shoulders can hardly carry my head because it's gotten so big from all the ego stroking you've been doing. though i feel like i've been slacking in boosting your ego, so if you're going to the fair, i'll follow you around and just randomly compliment you.

[katdengz]

If we ever have a Marvel meeting together you have to do it then, I dare you. Or you know, a super serious situation would definitely call for a talk about boobs. That picture is also buried pretty deep in IG space too so, it's pretty much forgotten. My manager is the one that comes at me to post more personal stuff so people remember who I am. Actually I have some Eggplants, some zucchini, I have pumpkins for halloween, I have some strawberries, which are fabulous, some potatoes, and a bunch of other stuff, plus roses. Oh I wouldn't leave that part out of your sign. I mean, I'm not going to complain about twice, because props for diligence. But why twice? Good good, that was my goal. I mean, that is, if you feel good with all the ego stroking. Oh I'm definitely going, I've got to find out info about entering a rose or two next year, I figure best way to do that, and scope out the competition, is do it in person.

[skarsgardhqs-deactivated2026010]

Really, he’d probably like that he didn’t have to lecture at you about balance like he does to me. I don’t like those either and tend to be more into boxing and rock climbing between the occasional hike. Which ones do you like? I hear you since it was already easy to worry about where the next gig was coming from when things were normal, and now we’re all kind of in limbo together. It’s where food comes in as the perfect distraction. I love it and if there’s a perfect way to break in a new casserole dish, it’s that one. And yeah, I definitely need an update on the pie whenever you make it since I’m all about a new recipe. See, baking cookies and pairing it with a favorite ice cream just makes everything right with the world as far as I’m concerned. Homemade cookies and cream ice cream is always where it’s at. I can’t fault you for not wanting to be lazy when it comes to cookies and making them delicious. There’s still the graham cracker in the center, it’s just the best of both worlds and you have to split it and start from the center for all the goods. Exactly, and Vegas makes it too easy with all their temptations. Thankfully haven’t gotten hitched there myself, but I hope if I ever did that I’d have the good taste to have Elvis there.

[katdengz]

It's all about living for cheat day. I'm all about the kettle weights, and swimming. But the kettle weight reason is kinda dumb. I currently have my manager reading over all my contracts to see if I could get fined, or fired, for doing some Broadway work, and if it'll be frowned on, so I can be distracted, and not gain too much by emotionally eating. Oh my god, it was delicious, and I even cheated and got the Ikea meatballs, and insta-mash, which I know is blasphemous but I was having a low day and needed something that seemed like it would feel good and was quick, I promise to make the next try with quality ingredients. Ooooh so like chocolate chip around the graham, that actually sounds really good. Everything is legal in Nevada, especially if you know a guy. Well I am not entirely sure it's a legal wedding without Elvis... so.

[dayamsc]

i can't say i'm the best when it comes to anything in the kitchen -- but is it hard to make your own salted caramel? because i would be making that constantly given how much i love it. hey, any reason to get you off your ass and not sulk is a good one if you ask me! plus maybe some time across the bond will be exactly what you need! i'm glad they have it there because i was truly wondering just what kind of mess it would have made in your luggage. you'll have to let me know what flavors you experiment with -- especially if you're using spiced rum. because i know i'll be making them if you say they're good. it's alright, i'm a little bit of a lightweight myself so i understand. yes! i've been wanting to go to magic mike -- and if at some point i'm not being spun around by a fine looking man i'm going to be disappointed.

[katdengz]

Eh it's not really hard, just time consuming. You have to babysit it so it doesn't burn, and you can't let any get on your skin... until it's fully cooled. That trip might have to wait, I decided to hop a flight to New York so I could do some picturing Naked in person, and I'm still there. Yeah, see that's why I checked, because I pictured that mess and really didn't want any part of it. I will gladly share with you before I post it anywhere. I'm hoping after all this experimentation that my alcohol tolerance will have improved at least a little. Are you going to the Costa Mesa Fair? We could go after that, get some lap dances from some fine fine men.

[anyakined]

i'll admit that after my last bad breakup and before i met jamie -- i had that safe married guy that i would think about, knowing he was in love with his wife but was nice to imagine. it's natural to not want to be hurt, darling, so i don't think that makes you any less brave -- just human. i try to be optimistic when it comes to every situation, and i know it can drive people batty, but i can't help it. so how have you been doing now that it's been a few weeks? have you been relaxing any, or have you been out picketing? i know that i plan on doing that once i am back in la, or at least doing what i can to support those who are picketing.

[katdengz]

You're right,, it is nice to imagine, to pretend another person like him exists on this planet, someone who adores their partner with every fiber of their being. Who could literally light up the whole word with a smile that was just meant for me. Hey, it's not a bad thing to be optimistic, it wouldn't drive me batty, it's pretty refreshing over what's been going on in my head. I'm still doom and gloom, but I relocated my picketing, I'm doing it in New York, though I will be back in LA next weekend for the fair in Laguna Beach. But after it's over I'm coming back to New York for mister sunshine. Are you going to make it for the fair?

[sivanhqs-deactivated20260106]

Oh, I’m sure they’ve given everyone heightened expectations when they hear Australian and expect a Chris to show up and are confused when they get me. Though confession, I was actually born in South Africa and moved down under when I was two, so could be part of it. I’m loving our victorious duo already! Needless to say everyone will have to get on our level, Jeff included and not entirely because I too have the urge to shake my fist at him, but that’s probably a big part of it. See, that’s smart! I’d be like any other idiot just hoping my feet got used to the ground rather than the sensible act of making vegetation shoes. I mean, I’d already fail at that course so may as well fail all the way by swimming in the pool.

[katdengz]

Well, see, I'm old. I still kind of expect Crocodile Dundee, so all you really need is a really big knife, Chris just happens to be a friend. I'll be honest, I don't know anything about South Africa, except that it's South of where I am, so I'm going to say you're probably right? See I learn things with every episode I watch, and I have a big storage bank for useless knowledge. I don't know Jeff can stay on his level, I just wouldn't make him any shoes. I mean your feet do to a point, but if you walk into an area with briars and stuff, the soles of your feet could be as thick as Rhino skin, and it's still going to hurt. How well do you swim?

[josephafq]

oh, i agree that it's hotter than hell in the summer -- especially to this british boy who's not used to the heat! and yeah, that's pretty much why i try to get places with a private pool as well, i don't want to swim where strangers swim as well, yeah? i do tend to geek out whenever i get new cookware, and honestly, my mum is always buying me new stuff as well. she's the one that taught me how to cook though, so it's something i like to do with her. hopefully, when work starts up again, i'll never get served something questionable again, but i know that can be a tall order sometimes. that's pretty brilliant that you're such great friends with ronda, and honestly, i love that she was a part of your knitting club. they mostly draw on my face and take photos with me while i'm asleep with said face drawings. and thank you, because one time my mate used a marker that didn't want to come off, and i had prick written on my cheek for about a week and a half. you're probably wise in thinking you can't out drink me, i'm half irish after all, and have been known to put many pints in before i can even feel it. i mean, i'm the same way when i see dirty cars so i get it, love. i hope that you've played god well and that bloody flesh colored roses are in your future, and if they are you better send me photos of these zombie roses. that's good though that you're helping out as much as you can though, yeah? and nothing wrong with going to new york to see someone you'd like to picture naked. and i love that someone else told you to picture someone else naked -- i've been told that's solid advice before. oh, i know we have rabid fangirls foaming at the mouth with how we talk about each other, and it doesn't help that we tell everyone we're married too. but he's just my best mate, who is happily involved with someone else and i'm very happy for him. see, i've had a couple of mates where it didn't work out for them, mostly the girl either caught feelings or they did, and it just blew up in their faces. and i think that's where my head had gone -- not that i was worried about catching feelings because i've been pretty dead set for a while now i'm not ready for a relationship, even with feeling lonely sometimes. i've got a couple of mates that i've known since school that i trust like that though, and are thankfully single so i won't be wrecking any homes. and thankfully none of them called out any of my character names, but one assumed i was joe keery, which made me laugh since he and i look nothing alike. there's nothing wrong with being a straight shooter, i think it's how most people should be, yeah? i also understand where you're coming from on that front as well, and i feel bad for instantly assuming you were looking for a relationship, but i don't feel bad for us becoming better friends.

[katdengz]

Look, I know your pain too, having to be in costume with long sleeves... I was sewn into one of the costumes. Here I thought it was an age thing, because I really didn't care when I was younger, the ratio of kid pee and pool water wasn't on my mind, good to know it's not. Aww that's sweet. Has she discovered the pots that have the handles that clip on? They're magical. I taught myself, not that my Mom can't cook but she cooks mostly Jewish fair. I'm all for being kosher but I wanted to expand my knowledge. Well, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you that it's a once in a lifetime thing, like a right of passage, almost everybody gets food poisoned by a craft table. She's the whole reason I got into watching WWE stuff. You know, girls aren't as mean... We just freeze bras and stuff like that. That's so mean, funny, but mean, just in case it ever happens again rubbing alcohol will get it off. Hey, I should be able to out drink you, I'm a thousand percent Russian Jew, but I just recently got into drinking harder stuff than wine. We're doing the lord's work, because I bet they was their cars after they find a giant wang drawn on it. If it works I'll freeze dry a few and send them to you. The downside is he's married, the upside is he was as starstruck by me as I was by him, I got a hug and an autograph, and as soon as I find out from my manager if it's against rules or not I might have a job. You're both helping fuel overactive hormones and imaginations. Well good on him, I hope he's happy, because I'm not a rabid fangirl. See the rules were probably not followed with the people that it blew up. The first FWB lasted almost ten years, longer than any relationship I've ever had. I hope you find one that it works out how you want it to. Oh god, I have fortunately not been called by a coworker's name but the ones that have soured me on one nighters have been ones that called me by my characters names. Dating sucks, but games suck even more so I'm just not going to play them anymore. The next guy that makes makes me randy is going to know whether I just want a taste or not. Yeah.. no, I just wanted a taste Joe. You have great lips, and a few other things that were pushing my buttons. But age, though I didn't want it to be, and distance are two things that would have been constant issues on my mind, so unless you pushed a relationship I wouldn't have. But I'm not sad that we're better friends.

[stanbastian]

it's alright to be a little selfish from time to time -- so i'll just start saying boob a lot in all our conversations to make it happen, okay? i was going to say i was going to feel special that you sent me photos of your ass -- but it's a little tainted since i know you posted it on your social media! social media is so draining to me, you know? that's why i don't understand how people can be so devoted to it sometimes. well, you're right about that -- but if more straight guys wanted to randomly make out with me, i'd not complain. alright, i'll start giving out lessons to the other male randos out there on how you don't get yours until they get theirs at least twice. oh wow, you keep saying those sweet things and it's going to go right to my head. just kidding, it already went right to my head. i do love it when people enjoy my being a smartass, especially since i can't help but be a smartass. and i'm always delighted to hear people say they wouldn't kick me out of bed!

[katdengz]

Hah just randomly throw in the world boob, with no context, huh? Well, if it helps you're the only one I've texted it too. It can be, especially when I have to use it to promote stuff, but mostly I use it to chronicle stuff, to help me keep track of what was planted when so I can do my due diligence as a mini farm girl. Next time we're in a club together, I'm making a sign that says "make-out with me" and taping it to your back. Twice? I mean that's.... I'd be good with just one good one, because I tend to get sleepy after that one good one. Hah, good, has it gone to your head enough that you've got a strutt? Anybody that doesn't like it just doesn't get it because they're a dumbass. And that goes double for anyone that would kick you out of bed.

[nchoult]

that's how i feel whenever i make the gossip rags -- though to be fair it's been ages since i've been in the gossip rags. that's what i believe as well, it's his loss, love. i feel like those are inspiring things to look for -- because no one wants to be robbed, doxxed or given a sti. and we get along now that we're apart and co-parenting, but before we ended things it wasn't the greatest and it's safe to say she broke my heart. so i understand all too well what you mean about being jaded, and i'll probably be the same way for a long time. no, i get it, and i might not understand the body image issues, but i understand why it would make it hard to take home rando's. my issue with dating now is i have to worry about if they're someone i'd want to bring into my sons life -- and if i bring them into my sons life, are they going to stick around. it's easier and fewer games to hook up and not bring anyone around him, but i know that i can't do that forever. some people play games like they're paid to play them though, yeah? i'll have to remember that when i'm ordering some icre cream, to also order flavored vodka! and thank you, love, i'm glad we could have made the time on the cruise better by watching the two of us playing together, the little lad is the absolute best. did you end up going to new york? and did you get to stare at the actor/composer/certified genius that you like the look of? and hey, you're not wrong -- i don't chase married people either, but looking never hurt anybody! it's pretty cool in london right now as well, i feel bad for all those suffering from the heat right now. and i believe it's going to be cooler in south africa as well, so i'm pretty keen on that.

[katdengz]

I purposely lead a boring life so I don't end up on them. But you're a good boy Nick, that's why you don't end up in them. There more I think about it the more I just want to not do it at all, because there are more bad things than being robbed, getting doxxed, or getting an STI, or maybe I watch too much tiktok. I'm so sorry, she broke your heart, maybe that's why we became such fast friends. Part of me, the part that peeks out between the jaded cracks, hopes that I'll meet someone so wonderful that they'll sneak in and I won't even notice that I'm being wrapped around their little finger, so I haven't completely turned into a pessimist. I totally understand where your coming from. You gotta protect Joaquin as much as you can, for as long as you can, but I wont lie, that seems kind of lonely for you both. Oh god, yeah, it's insane the games they play, I'm too old for that shit, I'd rather stick to Mario. You might have to sneak some flavored vodka in with you, I don't know many ice cream places that serve booze. Which is a shame. Some might say you were biased, but I agree with you. I would like to state that I wasn't being a weirdo stalker, one of the few times I was relaxing on the deck with a book, you two were more entertaining than the book. I diiiid, I got to be starstruck, I'm still there actually. Turns out, even though I'm not part of the broadway crowd, he knows who I am and we swapped autographs. Ugh are they doing any protesting in London? What's going on in South Africa?