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Have you seen JASPER VORONA around Faerune? They’re a FAMILIAR who REJECTS the Unseelie Queen’s reign. People have heard they’re DEDICATED, ALTRUISTIC and FUNNY but can also be MOODY, IMPULSIVE and IRRITATING. We’ll see where they fall when the revolution arrives, but until then they can be found working as a FULL TIME COP, PART TIME BASTARD. [SEASON ONE]

NAME: Jasper Ian Vorona NICKNAMES: Little Crow by an old friend. Otherwise, he just goes by Jasper. Or Officer/Detective. AGE: 33 BIRTHDATE: July 12. SPECIES: Familiar FAMILIAR FORM: An unusually large crow GENDER: Cis male PRONOUNS: He/Him, but he doesn’t mind They/Them. SEXUALITY: Asexual, Panromantic. NOTABLE FEATURES: a scar by his eye, a scar across his knuckles. He’s missing a few toes on his left foot, reflected in his familiar form as missing his second/middle toe, small scars on his left ankle from bands clamped to his leg. OCCUPATION: He works for the police in Faerune full time, but sometimes moonlights as a lounge singer for a little extra income. It keeps him from stealing from people as a human, but that hasn’t stopped him from doing it as a crow. BIOGRAPHY Not much has changed for the crow by way of himself. He’s still working at the police station. The casino night debacle may have caused him to go a little grey but what really angered him was the events surrounding the Unseelie Queen’s ascent to power hostile takeover. While his friends have to sit in a gemstone fishbowl, he’s the only one of them that can leave. That doesn’t sit right with him in the least. Having seen friends live lives that were essentially them being trapped somewhere they didn’t want to be, Jasper feels that fear and that pain on a level that feels dangerously personal. So he does what he can to bring them pieces of the Feywild and mortal realm, respectively. He spends less time around people than he would like, choosing to go out on excursions when he’s not working if only so he doesn’t have to see the pain his friends are in. He rarely takes the form of a crow anymore - much to the dismay of one Percy Notaras who had taken a liking to him that way - unless he is in the mood for a little light spying, and even then, that’s rare. He considers it too much of a danger, especially if any of the Fae were to cotton on to him being the crow. He uses his familiar form to break curfew if necessary, trusting his agility as a bird to be able to escape the clutches of the Mad Fae on Horseback. Still, he cannot openly dissent and as someone with a hard time keeping his mouth shut, it’s only a matter of time before he slips. graphics template from @notoriousgraphics

#The Skeptic;#Faerune season 2 #faeruneintro

Jasper’s phone - featuring @detectivegoldstein, @stressball, @causticprayer and @morgueroulette

#Rock Solid [Ray];#cocaine cringefest [October];#at the end of the day we're both still alive [Sloane];#came out swinging [Zeke];#handsome garbage;

∗ o9﹕ a text containing a confession . (to zeke)

[Text to Temper Temper]: i'm pretty sure i've been in love with this dumbass since we were kids. [Text to Temper Temper]: And if you tell her, I'll break your fuckin' neck. [Text to Temper Temper]: but they deserve better than me. So, I'm just happy they're happy.

#came out swinging [zeke];#memes;#memes from the ask box;

∗ 14﹕ a text that was never sent . (to zeke)

[Text to Temper Temper]: I fear October's wrath tomorrow [Text to Temper Temper]: but that is a 'tomorrow' problem. [Text to Temper Temper]: the missing scalpels are in one of the drawers btw

#came out swinging [zeke];#memes;#memes from the ask box;

#25

[Text to Dogmeat]: i need you to go check on Sloane [Text to Dogmeat]: like, now. [Text to Dogmeat]: they're not answering my texts and Des won't let me leave to go check on her. [Text to Dogmeat]: has she been sleepwalking again?

#Rock Solid [Ray];#memes;#memes from the ask box;

#14

[Text to Sad Bitch]: You can't keep this up forever, you know. [Text to Sad Bitch]: It's going to eat you alive and then all the therapy in the world won't be able to fix you or the people you love.

#A Song for Patsy Cline [Sloane];#memes;#memes from the ask box;

∗ 25﹕ an urgent text . (to zeke)

[Text to Temper Temper]: I need you to do me a favor and grab my wallet from my desk on your way out [Text to Temper Temper]: Unless you don't want food on the drive.

#came out swinging [zeke];#memes;#memes from the askbox;

∗ 11﹕ a text sent from across the room . (to zeke)

[Text to Temper Temper]: You're boring a hole into the back of Des' skull. You good?

#came out swinging [zeke];#memes;#memes from the ask box;

19: What your character does when they wake up

Usually the first words out of his mouth are some variation of 'fuck' and 'here we go again'. He hasn't been wanting to get out of bed much lately. But he does have a morning routine of brushing his teeth, throwing on his work clothes before running off to a coffee shop to grab some coffee and a bagel for breakfast.

#memes;#memes from the ask box;

4, 13

4. When was the last time they thought about themselves in a positive way? He doesn't actually remember. He's pretty neutral about himself. 13. What’s their favorite activity to do with others? He loves playing board games with friends. Catan is a favorite, just because it can be so cut throat. But he also enjoys spying on friends and watching them as a crow, particularly when they don't know it's him.

#memes;#memes from the ask box;#the skeptic;

06: Something that makes your character angry

Jasper typically only gets really angry when he sees someone hurt a kid that can't defend themselves. If a parent slaps a child, he sees red. It's why he can't stand Sloane's parents. Because while they may never have physically hurt Sloane in front of him, he's seen the psychological damage. So he does what he can to keep Sloane away from them.

#memes;#memes from the ask box;

52, 18, 31

52 - When they wake up in the middle of the night, what do they think about? The boy who took his toe, whose eye he stole and the way he knows it was engineered by Sloane's father as a way to get rid of him. How to protect people from monsters like that and how much it hurts to fail. 18 - When do they feel the most protected and taken care of? Jasper doesn't usually feel protected or taken care of. He doesn't prioritize himself typically. He prioritizes his friends. If his friends are well and safe, then he's okay. If a friend is in need and it's something he can't help with, then he's an absolute wreck. 31 - What’s their favorite memory with their dad? Learning to shift and learning to fly. His dad was the one to teach him both.

#memes;#memes from the ask box;

∗ 27﹕ a text after first meeting . (jasper/zeke)

[Text to Zeke]: At last, someone to work with that isn't an angry, brooding vampire with a complex. [Text to Zeke]: just don't get cute and think you can pull shit over on me. I'm always watching.

#came out swinging [zeke];#memes from the ask box;#memes;

∗ 12﹕ a text that wasn’t meant for the receiver . (to Connor)

[Text to ????]: BOOO, YOU WHORE. [Text to ????]: can you PLEASE remove your head from your ass AND COME PLAY CATAN. [Text to Not Sad Bitch]: ... you are not Sad Bitch. How did I fuck up that number?

#memes from the askbox;#Officer Daddy Issues [Connor];#memes;

stressball:

[Text: Jasper]: Someone thinks Octobers funny? …are they okay? [Text: Jasper]: It’s only silence with him, i’d speak or try and make small talk but who knows what’ll come out of that mans mouth [Text: Jasper]: His nicknames for me are pretty creative though i’ll give him that [Text: Jasper]: Be lucky i’ve suppressed my memory from casino night, i ain’t remembering shit and if i do knock me out cold. Make me forget again [Text: Jasper]: Trade ya jobs for a day, you can be elbow deep in someone’s ribs and i’ll sit at a desk filing paperwork

[Text to Zeke]: Sad Bitch is okay only about 10% of the time. I worry about them. [Text to Zeke]: Probably something obscene. Knowing him. [Text to Zeke]: Noted. If you tell me you remember anything from Casino Night, I’ll knock you out cold with the nearest heavy object. [Text to Zeke]: Maybe find a bird to shit on you for added insult to injury. [Text to Zeke]: If I knew the first thing about anatomy, I’d be more than happy to, but alas, that’s not on the table.

#The Skeptic;#came out swinging [Zeke];

stressball:

[Text: Jasper] Your car? That thing is nice as fuck what’s there to complain about? [Text: Jasper] his sense of humor is dryer than the desert I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to either listen to his music or just absolute silence [Text: Jasper] silence is boring jasper! I can’t take it sometimes! [Text: Jasper] Well I guess my jobs gonna be easy today, no bodies means I can do fuck all [Text: Jasper] you’re still writing reports for casino night? holy shit

[Text to Zeke]: It’s MY CAR. That’s the issue. [Text to Zeke]: Sloane swears up and down he’s funny, but I don’t see it. [Text to Zeke]: Ah, silence can be comforting though, but when you’re with someone else, that silence has to be filled. [Text to Zeke]: The reports are fucking never ending. Just when I think one is done, someone remembers seeing something. [Text to Zeke]: I’m fucking tired man. I’ve been waiting for a bullshit boring day. It means I don’t have to use my last remaining braincell.

#The Skeptic;#came out swinging [Zeke];

orchestralcollage:

“Oy you little fuck” Ellis exclaimed a bit as he felt the talons on one leg sink in past the fabric of his jeans and into his leg. “What the hell’s that for? Want me to dig my nails into you?” The question was a rhetorical one.

He took another bite as he watched the bird hop down to eat the scraps. “There now you’ve had it, go on, fuck off.” he spoke through a mouthful of the burrito.

Jasper fluttered for a moment at Ellis telling him to fuck off. “No.” He stated, fixing the man with a very pointed bird stare. “Be,” he started, moving to preen again for a moment. “Back.” He flew off, back to where he’d hidden his clothes and his wallet. Not bothering to shift back, he used his beak to dig around the opening of his wallet to pull out a $20 note. Clenching it in his beak, he flew off, making it back to Ellis before the man disappeared. He managed to spare Ellis’ head, choosing instead to land nearby, in clear sight of the man. He dropped the note on the ground. “I pay.” He said.

#The Skeptic;#drug abuse keeps me loose [Ellis];

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