Hardwareman

🚀Funny objectum side blog🌈 🎡I'll probably rarely post, mostly for funny reblogs and art stuff🎨 🦜Main blog -> https://www.tumblr.com/screwboltz 🎉

[dozydawn]

blue mirror furniture

[pooltoyboy]

Objectum win in animal crossing

[crthrt]

[swagliostro]

Every Chip needs a decent cuddle!

[romansdrawerofhorrors]

Everytime I see a popular post and think "oh I should tag this objectum!!" and I check op's tags and they did in fact tag/intend it to be objectum but everyone else in the tags is going "#shitpost" "#yeah sure I'll reblog that" "#lmfao" a beautiful machine loses it's motherboard

[handyware]

Thinking about him,,,, very kissable,,,,, very enjoyable,,,,,,

[handyware]

I MADE AN OC WITH HIM :3 !!!!!!

This is Diver!!!! I want that fat boy!!!!! 😺

[handyware]

Thinking about him,,,, very kissable,,,,, very enjoyable,,,,,,

[biografter]

theyre objectumcore

[mobileleprechaun]

Here's an old contraption I think the machine appreciating side of Tumblr will enjoy:

Vintage grain threshers

Charismatic megafauna

[chronostutter]

i do deeply enjoy having normal friends because they'll say shit like "surely nobody finds [random robot character] fuckable right" and i get to be like buddy. my mutuals are doing insane things to his digital cervix

[lio-the-chaotic-nonbeanie-weenie]

me with Connor to this day 😏

[gaythreadrunner]

[pigswithwings]

honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is

[bughusband-moved-deactivated202]

Guy-doh by Kir Bulychov is the objectumest book in existence. You'll likely cry, it talks about love and devotion a lot

And take a look at guy-doh himself:

[windowsontheworlld]

Objectum caveman hes attracted to rock and berry