skinless and soooo damn hot!!!

[Independant rp blog for the Shingeki no Kyojin character, Hanji Zoe] M!A: none Status: not dead (this blog is multiship friendly sort of)

[thearminarlert-blog]

i'm so pumped i could do anything right now lets go do something lets go joyriding lets kill a guy

              —「✦」Holy shit it’s a ghost. Remains speechless.

[hanji-buntaichou]

"Alright, you caught me."  She hands him a stack of paperwork.  "As your commanding officer and wife, I order you to do this for me.”

[thearminarlert-blog]

              —「✦」"That’s abuse of power." He takes it anyways. He is weak. "And just what are you going to do with your now freed up time?"

[hanji-buntaichou]

"You'll find out soon enough."

[papprica]

SnK The Seven Deadly Sins

(Notes on why I chose them the way I did)

[thearminarlert-blog]

i'm so pumped i could do anything right now lets go do something lets go joyriding lets kill a guy

              —「✦」Holy shit it’s a ghost. Remains speechless.

[thearminarlert-blog]

                —「✦」"That’s not my responsibility at all."

[hanji-buntaichou]

"Alright, you caught me."  She hands him a stack of paperwork.  "As your commanding officer and wife, I order you to do this for me."

[thearminarlert-blog]

i'm so pumped i could do anything right now lets go do something lets go joyriding lets kill a guy

              —「✦」Holy shit it’s a ghost. Remains speechless.

[thearminarlert-blog]

                —「✦」"I’ve done ALL of it. Every bit of my homework. I’ve even done Eren’s homework." Jeez it’s like you don’t even KNOW this nerd.

[hanji-buntaichou]

"Whaaaat about my paaaaAAAaaaperwork...?"

[sweethoneysunflower-deactivated]

This girl’s ideas does things to me i’m not kidding

It’s late. And I’m tired. But there was no way I was going to sleep without fulfilling my need

[maggins]

"Then let me prove it to you," said Marco, with a sly grin. And before Jean could protest, the freckled youth had reached out and tucked the white card into Jean’s own breast pocket. Patting the card through the coarse tan jacket, he said, "Carry that around for a day. You’ll see! It’ll do wonders for you."

(…)

"Kirschtein! Get out of the way!" The shorter guard was sheathing her blades and making a run for Jean, but the Gentle Titan was having none of this. The sides of its open palms landed hand in the dirt, cutting off the guards and enclosing Jean on all sides. He looked to the left and right at the walls of fingers and then yelped as they dug into the dirt and scooped him off the ground like he was a seedling to be replanted.

"Bad Marco!" he yelled. He tried to balance as he was lifted up to the Titan’s eye level but failed, eventually toppling backwards onto his rear end. "Put me down! Stop that!" But inside, though he was terrified out of his wits, he was giddy with joy. Marco had responded! He thrust the card towards the Titan’s giant face. "You do remember this, don’t you? You’re really him! You’re really Marco!”

The Walls are Walking, by PermianExtinction (aka permian-tropos)

[maggins]

Okay, so this probably doesn’t make a whole lot of sense without reading the fic, but trust me, go ahead and read it. It’s just my absolute favourite SnK fic, it just seems to have it all 8’I

Wow, I spent a good chunk of time finishing these up, but I’m very pleased with the result, man 8’I Tried out this cloud tutorial for the second drawing, but I also admit I did a little cheating in the third one and took a screencap from the anime for that background sshhh As for the titan!marco design, I gotta say it’s kinda borrowed from many of the designs that are floating around, but I always had a soft spot for dogekind's design, so I suppose that’s the one it resembles most ubuu

Also made a gif??? ?? ? just wanted to try this out

[thearminarlert-blog]

i'm so pumped i could do anything right now lets go do something lets go joyriding lets kill a guy

              —「✦」Holy shit it’s a ghost. Remains speechless.

[thearminarlert-blog]

              —「✦」He slams his hands down on the table. "That’s not true! I’ve done all my homework AND double checked it!"

[hanji-buntaichou]

"All right what about yoooOOOoooOOOour math hOOOoooOOoomework?"

[thearminarlert-blog]

i'm so pumped i could do anything right now lets go do something lets go joyriding lets kill a guy

              —「✦」Holy shit it’s a ghost. Remains speechless.

[hanji-buntaichou]

ooooooooooo i'm a ghooOOOoooooost 

yooOOOOooou haven't doooone your science hOOOooomework...!

[ymironchrista]

無題  by  壷

[hanji-buntaichou]

frick my hot butt lets fukken go

[hanji-buntaichou]

Yandere!Hanji || @thearminarlelt

[thearminarlert-blog]

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[hanji-buntaichou]

Hanji blushed in the dim candlelight.  Watching the wax drip and harden over his chest... she was a little bit envious.  Hanji used a free hand to loosen the strap over her chest and began unbuttoning her shirt, setting the candle aside for a moment.  After a moment, she unfastened her chest bindings sat there, top half of her body completely exposed.

"The first time is always a bit jarring, but you do," she took the candle and let it drip over her breasts, the clear, hot liquid running between the crevice before hardening to white.  "Mm... You do get used to it.  It's warm."  And it was warm.  Sure, the initial heat was a bit jarring, but it wasn't enough to leave any permanent burns.  Red marks would fade over time.

After a brief minute, Hanji set the candle aside and leaned down, gently wiping the tears from the corner of Armin's eyes before placing an equally gentle kiss at the corner of his mouth.

[n0seeum]

From Armin to Armstrong.

- Flossitic

[sniperduel]

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 28746817923 YEARS

[SUPER TENSE MOMENT]

AND THEN HANJI JUST

AND THEN EVERYONE

[hanji-buntaichou]

Yandere!Hanji || @thearminarlelt

[thearminarlert-blog]

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[hanji-buntaichou]

Her face fell, disappointed.  "Aww, and you were so well behaved a moment ago," she cooed, kneading with a little more urgency until she let go altogether and pulled loose the chest bucket of his 3DMG and pushing the straps aside so she could yank open his shirt.

Hanji's expression was unreadable as she forced him down to lay on his back on the floor and she grabbed the two candles she'd brought with her.  "You're lucky I like them a little rowdy, but you still have to be punished for talking back, dear, I can't let myself be lenient, lest it becomes a habit," she said, almost cheerfully.

She took one of the candles and held it sideways above a foot above his chest and slowly

watched

the wax

begin to

drip.

[ellensama]

AX 2013 - SNK Hanji Zoe

Model: superneutrality

[thearminarlert-blog]

sem-LONG CONVO WITH NORY THAT I FOUND VERY FUNNY PLEASE READ IT

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[theleftnippleofarcher]

don’t even try to tell me Erwin doesn’t get along with the kids in town. also