Hank Motherfucking Wimbleton

Nevada’s #1 Mass Murderer

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Father.

???????

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If you think thats gay wait till you see what I do to you

(Threat)

i have a gun

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san and dei are gay as hell ngl

i think i saw them kissing once

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as a recently awakened scourge to society (UTAH PRIDE BABY) how do you train?

be gay do drugs

[sillydeimos]

and then they argued about pineapples for 4 hours

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i dont like pineapples

they make my exposed flesh hurt

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9 , vĥbl

(My cat typed this out for you)

aweso me

thanks

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Will you address the bagel in the room

yeah i fucked the bagels

so what

[tiredcoffeeartist]

He did wha

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speak of this again and ill kill you

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Are you more of a cat person or a dog person? :0

i dont care about pets

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okay, a normal question this time.. favorite kind of ice cream ?? no joke ive actually been wondering about that

chocolate

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hi❤️❤️❤️i love you❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️i❤️ileoeveyou❤️❤️❤️hi kkill me hank

ok

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6 hour long car ride with tricky or Jesus ( u cant kill anyone )

jeb is less annoying

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kill seven billion nevadeans

[wryndow]

What'd they do to you

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exist

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Hank…. Whose bones did you eat exactly???

idk I wasnt paying attention

some barely paid agent probs

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Would you ever try cannibalism, or nah. This ask is just for science, don't worry about it.

i ate a guys bones once does that count

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HAAAAAAAAANK THOSE WEREN'T NORMAL GUMMY BEARS HAANK

I dont car

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What would you do with 4 dollars?

buy a hot dog probably

Frank from franks four dollar franks makes good hot dogs