1.) What's better, having high expectations or having low expectations?
low expectations because then you can be surprised and therefore happy yay
2.) Would you rather go without junk food for a year or go without TV for a year?
without TV, i think i could do it, i am a little pig though so i need good food
3.) Describe your perfect man/woman.
perhaps a 5’2 girl with brown eyes, wavy brown hair, big lips and the prettiest smile (and the most ginormous ASS), my wife
4.) Thoughts on school dress codes?
stupid as fuck and too strict, as long as nothing inappropriate is showing JUST LET THEM WEAR WHAT THEY WANT! clothing is a form of expression bitches
5.) Any strange phobias?
i dont like touching wet things
6.) At what job do you see Donald Trump best fit?
working as an elf for santa in the mall
7.) Who was your first crush?
pablo from the backyardigans
8.) Who was your first best friend?
emma, what a biotch
9.) What is one weird thing about you?
i get very irritated when i become aware of my basic bodily functions, the fact that my toes are touching, the fact that my clothes are touching my body, etc
10.) Top 5 TV shows you like to watch?
gilmore girls, money heist, euphoria, greys anatomy, glee
11.) What are your favorite boy names?
diego (i love you), alexander, lucas,
12.) What are your favorite girl names?
ALANNA, anastasia, violet, mia but pronounced mye-ah (that one just came to mind idk i like it)
13.) Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they?
yes two, one for my nana and one of butterflies hehe
14.) Do you plan on getting (more) tattoos? If so, what do you want to get?
YES, i dont know yet but i will be getting more because i love them and i want a sexy back tat for when my gf gives me backshots. i am kidding, but im also not at all
15.) Do you have any piercings? Do you plan on getting more?
yes ma’am my nose and my first second and third lobes, probably no more other than maybe some on my ears? we will see
16.) Do you like hugs?
i love them so much
17.) Think of ANY person on earth right now. Who did you think of?
my girlfriend
18.) Do you have an iPhone?
i do indeed
19.) What is the worst thing that could happen in your life right now?
covid gets worse and more restrictions are put in place (impacting school, visiting gf, mental health in general)
20.) Do you watch anime?
no ma’am im sorry i have no interest in it whatsoever
21.) What brings true happiness?
being content with who you are and what you have, and surrounding yourself with an abundance of love
22.) What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever paid for?
plane tickets :)
23.) If you could have any job in the world and get paid millions of dollars a year for it, what would you be and why?
a teacher still, no matter what i will want that JOB. pay me shit or pay me like a millionaire i dont care
24.) Do you want children? If so, how many?
two, id like three also but i dont want any of them to feel left out :(
25.) Name and describe someone who you feel most comfortable around.
my girlfriend, she constantly reassures me with love and support and allows me to be myself through my best and worst times, my eternal ray of sunshine <3
26.) If you could invent a holiday, what would it be?
christmas would last the whole month of december and everyone celebrating the holiday would bake one treat each day of the month
27.) Would you rather have summer weather or winter weather all year round?
WINTER WINTER WINTER, but pretty, sparkly snow and blue skies winter
28.) If you could create an alien race, describe what they would look like.
baby blue skin, freckles, one big eye with long eyelashes, short, and all with different styles and colours of hair. they would also have british accents
29.) What was the first thing you learned to cook?
ants on a log in babysitting course!!
30.) Describe your sense of humor.
a hybrid of michael scott, dwight schrute and the grinch
31.) What is the key to happiness?
learning what love is and allowing yourself to accept/give it
32.) How many phone numbers do you have committed to memory? Whose numbers are they?
5, my mom, dad, home, uncle, and nanas phone numbers
33.) Name three songs that make you want to dance.
songbird by oasis, more than a woman by the beegees, and you make me feel like dancin by…. idk who
34.) What job did you want to have as a child?
a teacher, teenager and a signer xoxo
35.) Do you have any talents or skills?
i can sing like anyone i want to, maybe not well but i do a pretty good impression
36.) What was the worst punishment you’ve ever had?
my mom took my ipod away once for so long that she forgot where she hid it
37.) Did you ever do anything weird as a child?
i would record myself on my parents computer as if i were talking to someone when i wasn’t
38.) What is your dream car?
a volkswagen beetle :( a baby pink one
39.) Describe something that made you laugh this week.
playing the 5 second rule game today with my family was so funny, everyone was laughing and i loved it
40.) What genre do most of your dreams fit into?
i dont dream often but when i do they are typically about loveeeeeee, longing for my gf
41.) Do you ever have repetitive dreams? Describe it/them.
i used to have a repetitive dream about being chased by monsters in my nanas house, i have no clue why
42.) Describe the most recent dream you’ve had.
i dreamt that you WERE CHEATING ON ME AND BROKE UP WITH ME THROUGH TEXT. i forgot to tell you
43.) Describe the best dream you’ve ever had.
you and me, together just living our lives that we’ll have in the future
44.) If God himself gave you a choice of either having unlimited money for the rest of your life or finding your one true love starting tomorrow, which one would you choose (keep in mind, you are still able to make a ton of money if you choose love, and you are still able to meet your soul mate if you choose money)?
give me that money god, i’ve found the love of my life already i am SET
45.) If you could do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) right now without consequences, what would you?
run away with you to italy
46.) Do you have any recipes that you know off the top of your head? What is it/ what are they?
my baked oatmeal recipient hehe
47.) Do you have your license? If so, do you have a car?
yes and yes :) very grateful for my car i love it she is so pretty my cherry queen
48.) Have you ever had a near death experience?
no thank god, knock on wood that i never do
49.) Do you personally know anyone that has been to prison?
no i dont
50.) Have you ever been in a physical fight?
LMAO, technically, yes.
51.) When you get out of the shower, do you towel dry, blow dry, or air dry your hair?
air dry and it still turns out shitty, i cant. win
52.) When you go to the movies, do you take snacks and drinks with you or do you buy them?
buy themmmm, i just want the popcorn girly
53.) Do you like going to the beach? If so, do you like to stay dry or go in the water? If not, why?
yes i do, i go in the water for a little but then i lay in the sand cause i love the feeling of it, except for when i’m trying to get it out of my ass after
54.) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
yes because otherwise i wouldn’t be able to get them off
55.) If you could have a superpower ASIDE from being invisible or being able to fly, what would you choose?
the ability to read mindssssss
56.) If you were able to live for however long you wanted to (I'm talking thousands of years without aging), when would you choose to die?
once i got the see my grandchildren graduate, get married if they choose and have kids
57.) What do you think happens after we die?
i believe in reincarnation, i think we are reborn as other living things aside from humans :) we never fully die
58.) Do you believe in aliens?
YES.
59.) Do you believe in ghosts?
YES.
60.) Do you believe in spiritual things like ouija boards, tarot cards, and crystals? Do you believe they are portals for evil entities to enter the mortal world?
yes yes yes, and i think if used with evil enough intentions, they absolutely can be, there’s thousands of stories out there
61.) If you could make one mythical being real, who/what would you choose?
WIZARDS :( and im talking harry potter not just witches who deal with crystals and tarot
62.) Do you tan, or do you burn?
tan babyyyyy
63.) Describe your shower routine.
omg ok so, i get in and get my whole body and hair wet, then i shampoo, rinse, shampoo again, rinse, then condition, and wash my body and shave, rinse out conditioner and wash body again, rinse body and then done!
64.) Do you enjoy school? Why or why not?
yes i do, i love my friends and my school work keeps me preoccupied
65.) In your opinion, what is the worst way to die?
any slow and painful death would be HORRIBLE
66.) Do you get travel sick?
no, im not really sure what that is though so…. maybe?
67.) What’s one memory that you wish you could go back to?
having a conversation with my nana for the last time
68.) What were some of your stuffed animal’s names from when you were a kid?
rainbow was my most important one, i still have him
69.) Do you have any pets?
yes my baby ella and my little fishies
70.) Describe your daily wardrobe.
a hoodie or a crop top, and sweatpants or jeans. oh and a claw clip and all of the jewelry i wear that pertain to my girlfriend
71.) Describe what your daily wardrobe would be if you were rich.
hmmm, honestly probably the same as what it is now, just with a shit ton more shoes and more expensive versions of the clothes
72.) Create a character right now. Give them a name, age, height, hair colour, eye colour, pronouns, birthday, and accent.
Barney, 17, 6’2, light brown, hazel, he/him, feb 18, australian
73.) What was the last thing you bought?
mcdonald’s spicy chicken sandwich HEHEHEHEH
74.) Have you ever bought a CD? What was it?
yes many! my favourite was the up all night album CD
75.) Describe your perfect ice cream sundae.
a banana split if that counts
76.) If you could make ANYTHING happen right now with no cost, trouble, or obstacles, what would you do?
be with my girlfriend :( i miss you bub
77.) What are some of your favorite physical activities to do?
dance, lay in bed, stretch
78.) What were some of your favorite shows as a child?
omg, the backyardigans, maggie and the ferocious beast, toopy and binoo, the wiggles, dora, franklin, arthur, there’s so many i miss it :(
79.) Describe how you would survive the zombie apocalypse.
i wouldn’t. i’d rely on my gf to save me, i know she’s probably writing an answer as to how she would slay all the zombies due to her expertise (aka watching the walking dead)
80.)What are some things you shouldn't say at work?
i mean you probably shouldn’t say you wanna fuck your boss but we know someone who did and supposedly it worked?
81.) If you were told that if you killed someone, you would save 100 people, would you do it?
no, someone else can take that job pls and thx
82.) How’s the weather right now?
meh, not pretty snow, not warm enough to make me feel happy so its boring and yucky
83.) What is the background on your cell phone right now?
my lock screen is a heart i made of the different shades of my girlfriends eye colour <3
84.)Is it better to work at a job that you love or a job that pays well?
a job that you love, always, well more importantly once you are starting to build a life for yourself
85.) What do you have within arms reach of your bed?
water, my jewelry, my phone, my ipad, my vibrato… nvm
86.) Have you ever been fired from a job? If so, why?
no but they stopped calling me so i mean, probably
87.) Have you ever won a trophy, prize, or medal? If so, for what?
YUP! for dance, perhaps i do miss it sometimes /.\
88.) Do you have any posters, pictures, or art hanging on your walls in your room? If so, what are they?
my glass spotify album covers i made, paintings i made, and pictures of me and my loved ones
89.) Are you afraid of the dark?
no im not weak. sometimes
90.)What is something that you've never done but would like to try?
go SURFING AND CLIMB A MOUNTAIN
91.) If you could choose three famous people or characters to be friends with, who would you choose and why?
rory and lorelei gilmore and luna lovegood, they are all such unique women and i think i could learn a lot from them all, I LOVE THEM
92.) Do you smile at strangers when you pass by them on the street?
yes i do but when they dont smile back i feel embarrassed
93.) Do you have a favorite TV commercial? If so, what is it?
the liberty mutual insurance commercial, every single time baby
94.) Do you like your handwriting?
yes! i think its super cute
95.) Cable TV or Netflix?
netflix 1000000%
96.) What are your favorite smells?
warm sweet smells, my vanilla perfume, a thousand wishes, black opium
97.) Do you consider yourself physically strong?
iiiiiii do not, we’re gonna work on it though!
98.) Describe a time where you said something really rude or mean, whether intentional or not.
i called my sister stupid today because she dropped my ipad off of my lap, she isnt stupid just INCREDIBLY clumsy
99.) Do you ask strangers if you can pet their dogs?
sometimes, if the stranger looks friendly
100.) What do you want done with your body after you die?
i wanna be buried in a GRAVE.
101.) Has anyone really close to you ever died? If so, who was it and how did you handle it?
yep, my nana and i did not handle it well. just kidding i think i took it as well as i possibly could, i still miss her every single day though
102.) Describe your plan of action if you were home alone and you heard someone break into your house.
im pulling out all of the stops my king kevin did, i haven’t rewatched home alone so many times for nothing girl
103.) If you were to be born again, would you want to be born male or female?
female, fuck men
104.) What shampoo do you use?
some overpriced shampoo from my hair salon, but i mean it works so oh well
105.) Guess the meaning of this word: ulotrichous.
maybe it means to be very unique? i have no clue honestly
106.) Do you let messages (phone, email, text, social media, etc...) build up, or do you have to look at them right away?
i usually have to look at them right away, i get excited and cant help it
107.) How close is the nearest McDonalds to your house?
like a 5 minute drive, not bad whatsoever
108.) If you had $1 billion and you had to spend it in exactly one week, what would you spend it on?
spoiling myself, my family and my girlfriend
109.) What is the best thing you’ve ever eaten?
my gfs pussssyyyyyyyy
110.) If you could go on a trip around the world with up to three people, who would you bring? (they can be people you know personally or famous people)
the girlfriend, santa and mrs claus, its a double date
111.) What swear word do you use the most often?
probably fuck, i fucking love that word
112.) What is your personal definition of success?
feeling content!
113.) How was your day today?
it was alright, better than yesterday, i had lots of laughs with my family today which made me happy
114.) What is the closest big city to you?
toronto babyyyyyy
115.) Do you like children? Why or why not?
I LOVE THEM. they smell good, they’re soft, and they have teeny tiny fingers that love to grab big fingers sigh, babe give me a baby
116.) Do you hide anything from your parents?
yes, the fact that i smoke weed and
117.) If you could possess one talent, what would you be able to do?
breathe underwater forever is calling to me
118.) If you could speak three additional languages, what would they be?
spanish, french, italian
119.) What is the worst thing you’ve ever seen in real life?
my nana dying in the hospital
120.) Use only 3 words to describe how you want your future to go.
blessed, family, successful
121.) If you could have your own business, what would you do?
i would open a little candle store and sell other small business’ things as well hehe
122.) If you could make a dream society, describe it in great detail where it would be, who would be in it, and what rules there would be?
girl idk, everyone has to be gay and the only rule would be to respect everyone else, and BE YOURSELFFFFFF
123.) If you could make any animal miniature, what would you make and why?
any big dogs, big dog puppies are the cutest ever in the world
124.) What are your favorite candle scents?
vanilla, butterscotch, cookie, caramel, im a bitch for the warm cake scented shit, sue me. our house is gonna be smelling like vanilla crème snickerdoodle salted caramel cookie dough and WHAT????