Titled.

Hans Block. 25. Aspiring Photographer.

[pepperlockheart-deactivated2014]

And all I see is stubborn, self absorbed, piece of shit, and of course next to it a beautiful brunette.

[hansblock]

So you're hallucinating that you have a twin?

[supermarcusrobinson-deactivated]

Is this because your name is Hans from Frozen?

Disney makes very good movies. One of the only ones I’ve watched thus far in this portion of my life.

[hansblock]

My name is not Hans from Frozen. It is Hans as in a German name.

They're awful. The only good part is most of the time the parents die.

[tay-hill]

Oh yes Block. You’re not getting out of this one.

[hansblock]

Block. I could go by that. But still, no.

[pepperlockheart-deactivated2014]

Please go look in a mirror blue eyes.

[hansblock]

All I see is a hot ass man.

[tay-hill]

FIne then.I’m still gonna make you sing.

[hansblock]

How about no?

[tay-hill]

It makes perfect sense. But Christoffer is so boring and very much harder to spell than Hans.

[hansblock]

Then just Chris.

[tay-hill]

Exactly why you should have it. ut if you don’t want it then fine. Go for something more Scandinavian. Like Adam.

[hansblock]

That makes no sense whatsoever. I could just stick to something simple like my middle name, Christoffer.

[tay-hill]

Rodrigo. Yes that’s the one.

[hansblock]

I don't look like a Rodrigo.

[pepperlockheart-deactivated2014]

There’s nothing more that I like than seeing you in pain

[hansblock]

You're weird as fuck.

[ariawhite-deactivated20141106]

Whenever I get asked what my name is for coffee I get asked where Ezra is. So dude, I sort of feel you.

[hansblock]

Who the fuck is Ezra?

[ayleighmiller-deactivated201406]

Wait - you hate something? I’d never had guessed.

We’re only here another few days. Suck it up.

[hansblock]

Sorry Princess, the only thing that sucks around here are the people who suck my dick.

[tay-hill]

Well go to Starbucks then. I know your name so I won’t ask for it. Or maybe I will. Just so I can hear you sing. But of course.. there’s a few days until we’re back on the boat. SO you’re just gonna have to deal with it.

[hansblock]

Except for the fact that the ship is more then ten miles away. I'm giving myself a new name.

[hansblock]

Every time I've tried to order a coffee they ask my name. Of course, I say Hans. Then they all assume I'm joking and begin to sing. Then they ask for my real name. I hate this place.

[hansblock]

[text] Got any room for some leftover shepard's pie?

[text] Sound delicious. Hell yeah.

[hansblock]

looks like its time for me to go. idk when ill be back but ill miss you in foreverrrrrr

[sexualhulkismsarchive]

You’re really not all that hot.

[hansblock]

Are you perhaps blind?

[tay-hill]

Okay well fine. Like what? Anything except money.

[hansblock]

Get creative.