I'm like a pussy cat

I love Hanschen and you can fight me 

[rogerdellibovi]

[rogerdellibovi]

a 2018 version

[rogerdellibovi]

2018 Tony Predictions

Sara and josh have a fake rivalry

“Oh your show from last season closed? Mine from 2 seasons ago is still on broadway!”

Camera pans to Lin Manuel Miranda for no other reason than to show he came

Literally no mention of last year to avoid discussing a certain host

Someone mentions trump in their acceptance speech

Tina Fey tries to make her acceptance speech both funny and serious and fails

Micheal Arden gets snubbed (again)- bonus if the show someone other than him (again)

Bette Middler is there

Andrew Garfield Spider-Man joke

A grown adult telling a spongebob joke they don’t understand

Hamilton joke 

Either a joke about jumpsuit Elsa, Frozen 2 or the magical set

Andy Mientus and Michael Arden are cute

One of the famous artists who wrote a song for Spongebob shows up and a host is like “believe it or not they wrote a song for spongebob!” and the audience has to pretend to be shocked

A Dear Evan Hansen joke we don’t want but kind of deserve

A host uses modern slang or references like in mean girls

Unapologetic promo for the new harry potter movie

[rogerdellibovi]

2018 tonys discourse: WHAT do you mean spongebob lost to ~wildly successful pop musical starring white boy~ ???? Spongebob INVENTED diversity and has a VARIETY of lgbt characters (squidward, patrick, and the one squirrel chick have all been confirmed as lgbt by the co-producer’s cousin’s uncle’s dog’s waitress soooo)

[hanschenrilowdefensesquad]

unpopular opinion: I really don’t like that helene and marya make out during the party scene ... like it’s really overly sexual and makes me really uncomfortable

[hanschenrilowdefensesquad]

[takemebisurprise]

I think I relate to Hanschen Rilow so much because I too am sarcastic, bi, and in love with Ernst Robel.

[totally-heaven-touch]

OK WHICH ONE OF YOU-

[hanschenrilowdefensesquad]

tbh if you don’t think “screw them all” was a really bad bi pun I don’t know what to say

[averyseparatepeace]

Hanschen Rilow and Purple

[totally-heaven-touch]

Hänschen Rilow’s Wikia Page, everybody

[its-ga-linda-with-a-ga-deactiva]

hanschen and ernst are not comic relief 

hanschen and ernst are not comic relief

hanschen and ernst are not comic relief

hanschen and ernst are not comic relief

HANSCHEN AND ERNST ARE NOT COMIC RELIEF THEY ARE SERIOUS CHARACTERS IN A SERIOUS SITUATION STOP MAKING THEIR SCENE A “HAHA THEY’RE GAY” MOMENT

[mientus-andrew]

[vforvumbo]

You know for all the death and despair Spring Awakening features I feel like it’s the only musical with a gay couple where both boys survive the show

[mientus-andrew]

[rogerdellibovi]

Me after listening to spring awakening: yes I love Hanschen! Finally a character I relate too! Hanschen is me!

Everyone: *hates hanschen and calls him a manipulative asshole and a slut* 

Me: