[inthech33ze]

Not to be a freak on the mentally ill freak side blog but i really realky need platonic physical affection and i am in fact contemplating driving 4 hours to try and get some

[inthech33ze]

yeah it's super cute and enticing and intriguing when they first meet me and i try to tell them i'm insane, but then weeks later when i'm having a real mental breakdown because they haven't answered my texts but are on other socials it's not so cute and manic pixie dream girl of me

[inthech33ze]

meds can fix my eating disorder but they can never take away my obsessive razzle dazzle. please ignore the 32 google search entries with your full name and address it just means i think you're cool

[inthech33ze]

online guy friend who knows i'm insane has offered the idea to meet up this year. I met him like a month ago.

HE offered the idea. I didn't have to beg and plead. He vaguely knows i'm obsessive & like watching my guy friends eat too n he doesn't care (he's into feedism the same ways i am - & can separate the sexual / comfort parts) and he likes being my friend, knows i'm married, is super respectful and let me draw whatever boundaries i wanted, ohnmy God i won thr lottery I LOVE U BUDDY MWAAAAAHHH

[profitinpeace]

holeeshit

[inthech33ze]

who the hell could be normal about this oh my God

[evitttaa]

My for you page is all horny Schlatt videos

My favourite

[cole-nook]

biting my hand rn

[clearlynormal]

SCHLATT. TUM.OH MY FUCKING GODkwixkskjx . THIS IS AFTER HE ATE THAT MASSIVE PLATE OF TUNA IN THE CYCLETHON VIDEO BTW.

[inthech33ze]

SCREAMS

[inthech33ze]

I had a 4.5%abv drink and i'm ready to maladaptive daydream baby

[inthech33ze]

there's an ancient evil in me and it's telling me to overfeed every man i love. ok it may be an 1800s appalachian grandma but who's to say

[yr-lady-fa]

plump little curve of belly pushing over a belt / waistband so unbelievably hot. and if the shirt's riding up a little bit. my god. anyone aware of this

[would-you-like-some-soup]

sorry I got hard when you said you had to buy new pants a size up do you still love me

[kaylmao]

you love fat people outside of sexual contexts too, right?

[inthech33ze]

"i don't bite" no actually i do and if you flirt with me i'll make you look like a tablesaw casualty 💕

[notschlatt]

🍡

[inthech33ze]

[maxxie-or-smth]

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

[inthech33ze]

having this kink and being grey ace is so confusing to explain to people. yes - it's hot, but only when it's with my partner or fictional characters in my head. But if it's involving other men i love, it's platonic/familial comfort. imagining father figures overeating is one of my BIGGEST comfort daydreams

[inthech33ze]

i need to cook for and watch this man overfeed himself while he dotes on me like a younger sister EXPEDITIOUSLY.