Hans Dobermitzel

It is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT to shitpost (and seriouspost) on whatever topics I want. Counter Status: probably like 60 lol Current Era: Berkelium Hate Arc

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Doberrrrr

hans dobermitzel

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

they say to remember how long a mile is just say “5 tomatoes”, but that seems a little small.

[stricklerssnart]

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[youllstealannuduh]

yeahhhh I dunno about this one. censorship isn’t a good thing, that has been proven many times in the past. Especially since for people like us, censorship usually means silence. Don’t let them censor us. We have fought too hard and come too far.

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[snurphlee]

yeah no thanks!! this is so incredibly dystopian idk what else to say

@jayissuperman @a-literal-tornado @noonenothingeveratall @dandelion-cryptid sorry milo tagged everyone

[a-literal-tornado]

nuh uh

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[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

ohh i get why niobium is non-binary now

[cmos555]

ok i read chapter 30,

flurorine depresssion

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

@ecfluorineotegov

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

I must return to dobermitz-posting.

[ecfluorineotegov]

I think that Silicon is a fucking loser drug dealer and I don’t know why people like him. I am referring to one specific instance of Silicon however, no offence intended to many other instances of Silicon that are law-abiding and know their place.

People may say “well he didn’t do anything”. WRONG. Literally look at the (fair and factual) government report and it will literally say he did it.

I wonder whether I should post a series of rants on every element.. might offend too many of my subjects but it doesn’t really matter since they know what will fucking happen if they dare speak out, and they also all know that I’m RIGHT.

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

i destroyed a raymour & flanigan

[ecfluorineotegov]

Why, exactly?

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

the tooth fairy was in it

i lost a tooth a while back and she didnt give me any money for it

I put it under the pillow and everything!

[ecfluorineotegov]

Let me get this straight, you are a dentist, and you believe in the tooth-fairy?

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

Only on the nineteenth of the month.

[ecfluorineotegov]

Why?

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

rolled a d20

[ecfluorineotegov]

Is this how you are contained? You listen to randomness so you cannot focus your power at any one aim?

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

No, I can totally focus my power, watch this.

*your liver explodes and lightning starts striking you nonstop*

ALL OF IT, RIGHT AT YOU!

[ecfluorineotegov]

*Inbetween the constant violent electrocution, she manages to say:*

Sure, but can you use your powers to work towards a larger over-arching goal?

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

Hell no, my attention span can barely handle 3 days of working towards one goal.

[ecfluorineotegov]

So this is how they contain you.

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

*Takes off my headphones and stops watching the original Pokemon anime*

What?

[ecfluorineotegov]

Let me repeat myself: So this is how they contain you.

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

*A cage suddenly appears around us*

Yeah, this cage. I thougt that was obvious.

[ecfluorineotegov]

I meant your short attention span but I suppose the cage too.

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

Cmon, sleep in this dog bed that I found with me.

[ecfluorineotegov]

Okay.. why? Also, can you take pictures of me for propaganda so it looks like I understand the troubles of the commoners?

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

I don’t have anything to take pictures with.

Best I can do is draw you in this sketchbook I also found.

[ecfluorineotegov]

Just make sure it’s a good drawing.

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

Is this good?

[ecfluorineotegov]

I’d rather you just get a camera.

I don’t mean to hurt your feelings but you SUCK

Remove the idiot arrow or direct it towards YOURSELF, I AM VERY SMART

Make me HOTTER

Make me SLEEPING IN THE BED

ADD LAZERS

Keep the red arrow, but add a red circle around me

PHOGOTORELIATIC!!!

NUCLEAR BOMB IN BACKGROUND!!!

I think these changes would more accurately depict the situation. Actually, maybe I’ll just AI (asshole idiot) generate it with DobermanGPT.

[ecfluorineotegov]

@hansdobermitzeladmirer GENERATE A SUPER AWESOME IMAGE OF ME LOOKING COOL AND BASED LIKE I ALWAYS AM, PHOTOREALISTIC, FANCY PROMPT WORDS.

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

please stop calling me an ai model

[macklesufficient]

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

i hate to get all political but ive had this stored up since the week that it (what this is referencing) occurred and i MUST share this at some point

[ecfluorineotegov]

I1 has decided, it's now illegal to go into or onto her blog fluorine.

Case closed!

From CuttyBrene

I don’t think it is illegal by any real laws, but I will probably respect this boundary (even though enforcement of it would be an absolute nightmare). Now, are you done with this?

[ecfluorineotegov]

@hansdobermitzeladmirer Can you do the thumbnailing of that one Dan Hentschel video titled “A Restraining Order Means Nothing”?

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

fine. sorry for making you look like a dipshit though

[arsenicec]

Hey, so I heard you're a good poison

….HMPH. IM NOT GIVING YOU ANYTHINGG!!

…unless you tell me why you need it.

[drquicksilver]

I gotta poison Berlkingium, they're a major threat to me

[yeetmoretbr]

@hansdobermitzeladmirer

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kill him

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

WHAT

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

snek

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

hey, you should make unbihexium-322 (the base isotope) because you know we are going up 3 neutrons and 1 proton at a time of each element and that base isotope matches with the increase of 4.

From I1 temporary bliss state

I mean 354 and 310 are the main ones under consideration for being extra stable little islands of stability but okay!

have this little dipshit

changed up the island for him because he’s a new isotope

likes bees because unbihexagons are the bestagons

and views flerovium as a role model for being a fellow supposed island of stability

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

yippee old Ubh designs from last november

my first catto designs infact

354 really has no idea what he’s doing

[hadr0n]

I updated my Catto Ship Diagram!

This is only for the main elements, rather than isotopes. That'd be super complicated to put in.

Sorry if it's a little hard to read, Obsidian doesn't really like complex graphs like this...

The colours indicate what group the element belongs to. The size of each element is how many ships they have, and black dots have no ships so far.

Please let me know if you have any suggestions!

[ecfluorineotegov]

Thank you GREAT PATRIOT for acknowledging that I DON’T LIKE SODIUM!!!

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

add sodium fluoride.

[ecfluorineotegov]

SHUT UP DOBERMAN.AI STUPID ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE NEVER HAPPENED

[hadr0n]

Sodium Fluoride added! :3

[hansdobermitzeladmirer]

@ecfluorineotegov You like sodium!

Fluorine and Sodium sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!