heroisms

"True hero's always fight for justice!" Indie Arthur blog, tracking haplessheroic (Theme is a WIP!)

[haplessheroic]

“I AM WHO I’VE ALWAYS BEEN:

             DESTROYER OF EVIL, CHAMPION OF THE WEAK!                                                         I AM ARTHUR! THE HERO OF JUSTICE!”

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this guy is selling my fave game of all time on ebay............. i don’t have enough to buy it since hes selling 3 games but i wonder if i can email him and ask for just the one.................

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@amour-danseuse is filled with justice!

“Sir Laslow! I’ve been meaning to speak with you, my good man!” A heavy hand grasped Laslow’s shoulder and gave it a tight, borderline bone crushing squeeze. “I would have been here earlier, but I slipped on a banana peel and got my head stuck in a vase! To think, my wonderfully heroic face could have been damaged!” 

“Anyway,” Arthur’s face went grim. “Lady Elise has brought to my attention that she has been hearing singing in the halls late at night. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?... I hope it’s not a ghost!”

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“Arthur knows when the mun is being a filthy, unheroic liar!”

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“Good evening citizens! I apologize for my minor leave of absence. The mun is making something called a... Cost play? I wonder what that is! Anyway, your hero shall be around this evening!”

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@dracoprincipem has joined the side of justice!

“I’ve done something terrible! Awful! Terriful! Awible!” Arthur blubbered into his hands. “What I have done can never be forgiven! Ever!” A pink teacup with various shades of blue polka dots was sitting before him, a giant crack right in the center. “Lady Corrin, I’ve cracked Lady Elise’s favorite tea cup! What do I do!?” He sobbed.

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@pcvise Is always welcome on the side of justice!

“Effie... There is something that has been troubling me as of late.” It was not often that the Fighter had an issue, especially one that needed to be addressed. Arthur looked up and down, side to side, etc, at Effie’s armor. To anyone, the Knight’s attire was completely fine. Very few dings, an excellent paint job, and maintained quite well. However, there was an issue to Arthur.

“Why is it that you do not have our beloved Princess’s face painted onto your armor?” Arthur stuck out his arm, and low and behold, A chibi version of Elise’s face was painted onto his shield. And it looked adorable.

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@buttonsandlace has sided on the side of justice! Or something like that. “OOOOH LADY ELIISSEE!” Arthur’s booming tenor voice shook the very earth as he jogged through the Wood of the Forlorn. His large feet left very clear imprints as he went. “Now where could she-”

Foomp.

“GAAH-” Arthur let out a yell as he left foot stuck in the dark, murky mud, causing him to fall face first into the disgusting slop. “....” He slowly lifted his ever chiseled face and looked around. “Lady Elise?” 

No reply.

“Oh, woe is me! Lost without my royal, with only the dark mud that’s slowly encasing my body to keep me company!” He sobbed dramatically and slammed his face into the mud. “...” Wait. Slowly encasing? The Fighter attempted to lift his arm. All that came out of the attempt was a gross fart noise... Which of course, he giggled at. Well- as much as one could giggle with their face in mud. Mustering his strength, Arthur attempted to lift himself out, only to sink deeper.

And deeper. And deeper.

And now, he was falling.

He screamed and attempted to grasp at anything his could. Was this an enemy pitfall trap!? Was this the end of Arthur!?

But then, he calmed down. A gentle blue light filled his vision. It was calming and warm. Like a mother’s hug...

SLAM.

Almost like that, he was brought out of his comfort as he body slammed violently to the ground of an unknown location. The mysterious light was gone, and he was alone.

“....” At that point, all Arthur could do was scream.

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Now then, please like this post if you would like a starter! It shall be written in a few hours, as I am tired and must nap!

[haplessheroic]

“I AM WHO I’VE ALWAYS BEEN:

             DESTROYER OF EVIL, CHAMPION OF THE WEAK!                                                         I AM ARTHUR! THE HERO OF JUSTICE!”