HappeeMonkee

Welcome to my tumble abode! (God, that was lame) This is just a mellow blog where you can expect to find a little bit of everything, depending on the mood I'm in. Step into the truly perverted side of my mind via Soft Porn Must Die! (NSFW!)

[justbadpuns]

What did the mermaid say to their lover? We mermaid for each other

[prettyvixenavenue]

megan thee stallion

[sheso-dopee]

Megan 😩👅😍

[afriiican-blog]

[shehateme]

[shehateme]

Never forget.

[shehateme]

Now is the perfect time to reblog this. Never, ever fucking forget.

[nokiabae]

sorry for being white

[bideogaymes]

not forgiven.

[fkacoochie-deactivated20230424]

[goldnpoc]

lmaoooo^

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

[zdrawz-deactivated20181121]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[catchymemes]

Tumblr on December 17th...

[acidgifer]

So true 😑

[softpornmustdie]

[demigodxtonio]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[dio-archive]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[woodmeat]

Y’all wanna hear something crazy??

[laflareon]

Go off

[woodmeat]

I never been peed on

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

Damn big fella Imma pray for you

[woodmeat]

Fuck that PEE for me

[pettyjawn]

The question here is actually do you Want to be peed on fr

[woodmeat]

I mean the question should be how much is your pee worth

[feministism]

[twistedrunes]

I remember years ago listening to a doctor speak on the radio and something stuck with me ever since. I’m paraphrasing but the gist was this:

When someone who has been sad, distant, not themselves for a while suddenly starts going out of there way to see people, often giving them gifts or possessions don’t assume they got ‘better’. This is the time to really ask them if they are okay; to reach out and not simply accept the answer of ‘fine’ or ‘great’ or ‘never better’. Because for some people the relief of having made the decision to end their life can make them happy, euphoric even. 

He pointed out that often this change in the person is such a relief to their friends and family after having seeing someone they love suffer, they just don’t realise what has caused the change and frankly they don’t want to ‘rock the boat’ because they are just so happy to have the person they love ‘back’. But in reality, the person they love is saying goodbye. 

During the interview, he told the story of a colleague (back when he had a factory job before he became a doctor) who had been depressed for a long time. One day he came in and was really happy, people kept commenting on how good it was that he wasn’t sad and grumpy anymore. He gave people some of his things, took people to lunch. Went home and killed himself. 

He explained that when the police came to talk to people, they told him it was a common story they heard “but they were so much better.” 

So be there for your friends and family. Tell them what they mean to you. Let them talk to you without fear of judgement. LISTEN. Suggest people get help if you think they need it. 

Finally, let me add: The world will not be better off without you in it. You matter. You will be missed. Please don’t harm, hurt or kill yourself. 

[gems-and-jeweliciousness]

This is incredibly relatable on a personal level…So yes please do spread awareness. We only have each other.

[nova-cayne]

I’m fucking dying

[themaiajae]