Once upon a dream...

We’ve been poisoned by these fairytales.

[lolfunnyhumor]

[lolfunnyhumor]

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[lolfunnyhumor]

[everythingfox]

[did-you-know]

Highly anxious people can have more relationship problems because they quickly jump to conclusions when judging facial expressions. Anxiety actually gives you the ability to judge others’ emotions more accurately than less-anxious people, but, ironically, being so quick to judge causes you to make more mistakes when trying to guess people’s feelings and intentions. Source

[did-you-know]

In reference to never using the word ‘very’ when writing, Mark Twain said, “Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; Your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” Source

[happilyeverafterfails]

[happilyeverafterfails]

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[happilyeverafterfails]

#shameless

[lordwhat]

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

[forecast-octopus]

Well hello there satan

[softjimbles]

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

[kierensitter-deactivated2014110]

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

[favabean05]

I would watch the fuck out of that.

[bottled-up-emotionss]

I am feeling sick, but I am not really sick. I just feel so sad, empty and upset. All I wanna do is lay on my bed for a couple days….

sick but not really (via bottled-up-emotionss)

[cakeisgr]

[menandtheirdogs]

cakeisgr:  Last year I went to a Starbucks and it started raining so this older man just picks his dog up and held him.

[infraredf0xes]

Awwwwww

[aureat]

[nothing-that-i-would-change-dea]

[wtfrancheska]

sex aint just about puttin the dick in bruh

touch her

kiss her

talk to her

taste her

enjoy her

let her enjoy you

take your time

change the pace up every now and then

niggas out here thinking penetration is all it takes to be a good lover, and i pity the women that deal with them

[thetwotonedkid]

^^^ this dude knows