dress you up in my love ❤️

Call me Evie. I'm 19, a, fashion merchandising major, and the owner & operator of evie's 4 hearts. fan of cute shoes, hard work, and good people. // 💜 🐶 👑 ✍️

[happilyevieafter]

text 💬 bevie

Ben: You're not wrong, but now I'm wondering what fun things you think you're not supposed to be doing. For me, it's enjoying Talking Dragons too much. People act as if it's as bad as being a Nickelback fan!

Ben: You don't like cargo pants? But you have so many pockets to fit things into! They may not be the most beautiful pants I've ever worn in my life, but I can carry around pretty much everything I need to make it through a day if I'm wearing those. Even on a busy day filled with what you guys like to call 'king stuff.'

Evie: If you tell anybody this, I'll deny it heavily, but since you're you and you're cute I suppose I can tell you that I think Crocs are fun and not nearly as ugly as everybody says, but I know I'm not SUPPOSED to like them, particularly as a fashion guru! I've always thought it was strange that there's only certain acceptable musicians, frankly. Art is art! It resonates with whom it does!

Evie: Of course I don't like cargo pants! They're bulky and just so... ugh. No. Have you ever considered a handsome satchel of sorts to carry around your "king stuff"?

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TEXT 💬 MALVIE

Mal: Uhhh no clue on the ketchup packet front but I was definitely eating strawberry fruit snacks in your bed... Did you have your space heater on or something? You probably melted them.

Evie: You ate in my bed?! Those fruit snacks are all sugar, I'm going to get ANTS now and it's all your fault!

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myonceuponamal​:

Blue is only fine because without it, there would be nothing to mix with red to make purple. And I guess I use it when I’m painting, you know, real stuff and not just tagging ugly, sad walls that need my help becoming more interesting. Blue and silver sounds a lot better than blue and mustard, you should make that happen. People are way more likely to take your fashion advice than mine, although honestly? Sometimes I really don’t get why, my purple and green deserves more credit than it gets. My wicked little brain also likes to have scapegoats ready to go, just in case… although I guess getting you in trouble isn’t nearly as fun as it would have been in the past, bummer. I don’t want to be gorgeous and interesting and talented! I want to be intimidating and badass and scary, which I guess some people could still be attracted to, but like… they should be cowering in fear instead of making it obvious, jeez.

If that’s the only way you’ll appreciate blue, I’ll take it, although honestly certain shades of it could work on even you, if you were simply daring enough. Purple and green certainly is quite...noxious looking, and if that’s the effect you’ll want then I’ll give you that it’s quite effective. Silver and blue could be a much needed improvement but I wouldn’t even know where to begin; my common sense says to go to Ben about it but surely he’s got more pressing matters at hand! Thank you for acknowledging that getting me in trouble wouldn’t be fun; I would even summon some tears and really make it sting for you. Sweetie, you are gorgeous and interesting and talented though, as well as intimidating and badass and scary -- with all of that on your side, you really should expect more admirers even with your hair doing that thing it does. If people only ever cower in fear of you, how do you ever expect to fall in love?

[happilyevieafter]

TEXT 💬 EVILOS

Evie: I would love to play video games with you tonight! But fair warning, I've been awake and working on a new line for a very, very long time, so I'm a little bit emotional. When I start crying when I lose at Mario Kart is when you should kindly suggest we wrap it up. Does that sound fair?

[happilyevieafter]

TEXT 💬 JANEVIE

Evie: Let’s play a little game called “Relaxation Time”! Congratulations, you’re our first contestant! First question -- a deep tissue massage or a spa treatment?

[happilyevieafter]

TEXT 💬 BEVIE

Evie: I don't mean to be rude but PLEASE stop messaging me! I will block you if you keep annoying me so quit it!

Evie: Oh my gosh, Ben, DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE! IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU!

[happilyevieafter]

TEXT 💬 MALVIE

Evie: Mal, do you have any idea as to why I woke up with ketchup packets in my bed? Or, at least, I hope they were ketchup packets, because otherwise something else that's red and sticky ended up on my clothes. Either way it's a disaster and bad news for my favorite robe, so you need to go shopping with me as soon as possible! Sorry!

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hemimanawa:

addisonpendragon:

SEND 💬 FOR A RANDOMLY GENERATED TEXT!

(Or tbh, if you have a specific one you want, just send the number)

[text] I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left 

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart 

[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i’ll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at mario kart 

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? 

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket 

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we’re going. Hope there is candy. 

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from 

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted “I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO” from across the apartment 

[text] Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk. 

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house. 

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants. 

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4. 

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you! 

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower. 

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You’re like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with. 

[text] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree" 

 [text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night 

[text] I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet 

[text] At McDonald’s last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, “YOU MCFUCKED UP." 

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer. 

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is….. "how are you still alive”?

[text] Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late

[text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.

[text] Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I’d say the sex was good

[text] I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy

[text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

[text] 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.

[text] You think you’re funny, but you’re just an asshole.

[text] I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels

[text] I wish things were different.

[text] I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.

[text] I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

[text] Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I’m not sure she gets me anymore. 

[text] I don’t have patience for riddles.

[text] Dunno. My heart says “no”, my brain says “maybe” and my dick says “YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!”

[text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.

[text] Just tell me what’s wrong !

[text] I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.

[text] … so it’s a date ?

[text] Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can’t decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking 

[text]  just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life

[text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.

[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you 

[text] why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room?? 

[text]  did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen? 

[text] I don’t understand…

[text] If I had a penis, I’d want to put it in you. And I’d treat you with respect and pay for your drinks. 

[text] You had to apologize for “being too aggressive about harry potter”

 [text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.

[text] Every morning I wake up with a sad face because I know it is the start of one more day without you.

[text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute. 

[text] I’m 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas

[text] You cried at the bar for 30 minutes because you got your arm stuck in your sweater. You got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped you.  

[text] Why are my keys in the refrigerator?  

[text] Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.

[text] You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. “Look I’m Harry Potter.”

[text] Mom just told me I need to start having sex.

[text] I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk

[text] YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.

[text] And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever… And I’ve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo’s David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.

[text] It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.

[text] Stop making me think about you. I’m busy. 

[text] You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jello wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask[

text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. 

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[ text ]: i just sold my soul.

[ text ]: last night was…interesting.

[ text ]: i am not jealous.

[ text ]: we should get a puppy!

[ text ]: your name in my phone is asshole.

[ text ]: your head is too far up your ass.

[ text ]: i wanna be on tv.

[ text ]: i guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore.

[ text ]: so that’s your type huh?

[ text ]: something’s not right.

[TEXT]: We’re bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway…ur missing out

[TEXT]: I’m sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[TEXT]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[TEXT]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[TEXT]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[TEXT]: I still don’t know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[TEXT]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don’t know what 89% of them were.

[TEXT]: Come over. Bring weed. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.[

[TEXT]: I want my tombstone to read “making poor life decisions since 1993”[

[TEXT]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[TEXT]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[TEXT]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[TEXT]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[TEXT]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[TEXT]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don’t have to wear a bra with my dress

[TEXT]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[TEXT]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[TEXT]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one

[TEXT]: That’s a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[TEXT]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there’s that

[TEXT]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant

[TEXT]: I wouldn’t know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[TEXT]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese

[text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?”

[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

[text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

[text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.

[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

[text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife.

[text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

[text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

[text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One.

[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

[text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

[text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me

[text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings.

[text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

[text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine

[text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

[text] When was the last time you wore pants?

[text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.

[text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

[text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.

[text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition?

[text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist?

[text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention

[text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.

[text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

[text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

[text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

[text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

[text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on

[text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant

[text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat

[text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

[text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out

[text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

[text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire.

[text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.

[text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

[text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

[text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable.

[text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”

[text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

[text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style.

[text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

[text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

[text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

[text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.

[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

[text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed

[text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.

[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

[text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

.[text] You yelled at the kitchen sponge and asked for the Krabby Patty secret formula. I’m pretty sure you were drunk.

[text] I just finished watching Alice in Wonderland for the third time in a row. I’m starting it again. I’m eating cocoa puffs. I’m a grown man. If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember that you could be me.

[text] The last time I heard someone say ‘YOLO,’ I ended up getting arrested for pole dancing in the middle of a shopping mall. Too soon.

[text] I caught him masturbating to the Mario Bros. theme song. I’m marrying him.

[text] FUCK. FUCK. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. IT’S NOT SAFE.

[text] You told them the TV just grew wings, unbolted itself from the window and threw itself at the ground, and then started to cry because you believed your own story and thought it committed suicide. I’m pretty sure the police were justified in drug testing you.

[text] I am literally ashamed of what I would do for a Klondike bar

[text] Don’t worry, if we end up getting chased by a murderer, we’ll just split up. Whoever he runs after, sucks for them. That means you’ve got like, at least a 50% chance of survival if you come camping.

Sources: x, x, x, x, x, x, x.

@happilyevieafter @jayonthefield @dougsnotdopey @itsdizzytremaine​

[happilyevieafter]

myonceuponamal​:

To be fair, nothing here is cute. It’s all blue and yellow; it doesn’t even make sense. The mascot’s a knight; shouldn’t our school colors at least be like… grey, if they’re not going to be purple and green? And probably a good thing, too; can you imagine the cheerleaders screaming and distracting people with swords? That sounds like a recipe for disaster, and not everyone can handle disaster as well as us. Wait, really? What’s dream Mal doing? Is it cool? Not that I’m looking for ideas, but… just in case. You can keep the cheerleader skirts all for yourself, E. No one would trust me if I went out for cheerleading anyway, they’d think I was up to something. You think… Aziz… likes me? Sometimes I really wonder about that brain of yours. 

Don’t knock blue! Blue’s one of the best colors ever or else I wouldn’t wear it -- also, Ben manages to rock the blue and yellow somehow so it can’t be that horrific of a color combination (even if I do wish the yellow was somewhat more pastel and less mustard, but I digress). The Knights could be silver and blue, maybe! That would be just darling. I guess it’s fair, cheerleaders are very distracting, especially when they look like me. I’m not giving you any ideas! Your wicked little brain can think of things well enough on its own without any help from me, thank you very much! Excuse me, but why do you say that like it’s so impossible?! You’re a gorgeous girl, even if you could let me brush your hair more often, and you’re so interesting and talented, anyone could be enamored of you! Even a handsome prince like Aziz. I’m not saying you have to reciprocate but you have to admit it could happen!

[happilyevieafter]

boston cream, chocolate, cup, matcha, pan, red velvet

your favorite kind of dessert

I don’t eat dessert too often but when I do, I’m partial to macarons! Any flavor will do, really, but red velvet is my favorite! 

what’s your love language and why?

I’ve never taken an official quiz but I’d guess it’s either ‘receiving gifts’ or ‘acts of services’ because I’ve always thought that actions speak louder than words. 

what little things bring you the most joy?

I love when things are neat and tidy; there’s something so satisfying about a clear floor, lipsticks all in a row from smallest to tallest, throw pillows that are the perfect complement to the couch they’re on, white shoes that remain spotless. It’s a nice reminder that we’re far from the Isle now. Everything was so grimy there, no matter how much I cleaned. I also love little reminders from my friends that they’re thinking of me.

who and/or what puts you at ease?

I’d say my friends put me at ease in different ways. @rottentothecarlos and @dougsnotdopey calm me down when I’m overwhelmed, @bibbidibobbidijane​ and @didibention​ help me feel at home here in Auradon, and @jayonthefield​ and @myonceuponamal​ help me feel safe, wherever I am. And of course, @itsdizzytremaine​ makes me feel comfortable no matter where we are.

go to the diner for brunch, or at 4am?

That’s such an easy choice that I’m almost afraid that I’m misunderstanding the question! If I’m not getting my beauty rest at 4 AM, it’s a waste of a night, and brunch is the best meal of the day, so obviously, it has to be brunch time!

list 3 turn ons and 3 turn offs

Some turn offs of mine include people who are rude to those they consider beneath them, people who interrupt or just don’t participate in active listening, and people who don’t make an effort to put themselves into other people’s shoes. Metaphorically, of course. 

Some turn ons, if I had to try to list some out, would include people who care deeply about other people, as well as people who are passionate about what they believe in. I also like people who smell nice; a good cologne or perfume or shampoo really goes a long way with me and I know that might sound a bit shallow, but it’s just a nice cherry on top!

[happilyevieafter]

text 💬 bevie

Ben: I know that society tells us we're not SUPPOSED to like to gossip, but... the popularity of BeastFeed indicates people have different opinions on that.

Ben: Well, it wouldn't be much of a secret who told me if you went with me! I should have guessed that, I think, but instead I was wondering if they had magic in their hats. Otherwise, I can't really understand the logic in wearing ones that are so tiny?

Ben: You're more interested in fashion than I am; care to enlighten me?

Evie: We're not SUPPOSED to like a lot of things that are really, really fun. I suppose gossip is just another one of those things! And oooh, I love BeastFeed! I do quizzes or keep up with what the new trends supposedly are more often than the gossip though. I can only see people guessing at who Chad Charming is dating this week so many times.

Evie: I know, but still, I'd go with you if you wanted. I know approaching people about this can be hard and if it'd be easier with someone by your side, I don't mind making it obvious that I spilled the tea. There doesn't have to be logic when it comes to fashion, Ben!

Evie: And absolutely, I care to enlighten you! It's as simple as the fact that tiny hats are fabulous! It's hard to explain why but every once in a while, tiny versions of regular clothes pop up in the cycles of fashion, like purses that too tiny to use, or teeny tiny crop tops! Tiny hats are just another extension of that. It's something that pops up more often for women, though. Men's fashion tends to stay either standard-sized or oversized. Like... cargo pants. Ugh, I just shuddered typing that out.

[happilyevieafter]

myonceuponamal​:

Me? On the tourney team? For a second I was going to call you crazy, but that’s actually really not the worst idea you’ve ever had. It’s either that or ROAR; it would be good to get more sword practice in before the pirates get here and start accusing us of being rusty. Definitely not cheerleading, though. I had a dream once you tried to convince me to be a cheerleader with you and I’m pretty sure I woke up mad at you the next day, even though it wasn’t your fault Dream Evie lost her mind. And uh, no? Isn’t it like, Aurado commons sense to leave some for other people? You’d think we’d be the ones hoarding things, not random princes. 

I know, I know, the tourney uniforms are so not cute, but if you insist on being all rough and tough, you might as well bring pride to our school while you do it! And ROAR doesn’t have cheerleaders, so you should definitely do tourney if you do either, thank you very much. That’s so not fair! If I blamed you for everything Dream Mal did or said, we wouldn’t be friends anymore! And don’t worry, I’d never try to get you to be a cheerleader... even if you would look adorable in the skirt... but that’s just something to think about. Hmm, I suppose Auradon does teach better manners than that, but that’s all the more reason not to stoop to his level! Unless he could be hoarding the strawberries to get you to talk to him!!! Think about it! Everybody knows about how much you like strawberries; maybe it’s an ice breaker! Maybe he likes you!

[myonceuponamal]

Is it considered rude to shove someone into a wall? Because Aziz took the last like fifteen strawberries at breakfast this morning, and I didn’t get any.

@happilyevieafter​

[happilyevieafter]

Mal! If you want to shove people, join the tourney team with Jay, Ben, and Carlos. It’s very rude, everywhere else, but you know that. Have you ever considered asking Aziz, very nicely, for some strawberries? Asking nicely gets me most of what I want, I’d recommend it.

[happilyevieafter]

text 💬 bevie

Ben: Please don't think this is me asking you to snitch on any of your friends, because that's not what I'm trying to do.

Ben: Or okay, maybe it's what I'm trying to do a little.

Ben: But aside from your mirror and Mal's spell book, do any of the others have family heirlooms I should know about? Or better yet, that they might be willing to put in the museum?

Evie: Well, Ben, you know I don't usually like to gossip, but if it's for a good cause...

Evie: The Faciliers may or may not have access to some of their father's tarot cards. I know that Celia used to do readings back on the Isle but I'm not sure how attached she is to them. I could go with you to ask if you'd like!

Evie: Or if you'd rather ask her by yourself, that's fine! Just remember that you didn't hear it from me. This can be our little secret 😘

[pohzies-deactivated20200724]

birthday cake asks

👼🏽 angel food - express your thanks to someone(s) you are grateful for

🍎 apple - are you a teacher’s pet or class clown?

🥚 boston cream - your favorite kind of dessert

🥕 carrot - a strange food combination you enjoy

🧀 cheese - favorite restaurant to get a food coma from?

🍫 chocolate - what’s your love language and why?

☕️ coffee - how would you describe your aesthetic? 

🎊 confetti - talk about a party you’ve always wanted to throw but haven’t yet

🧁 cup -  what little things bring you the most joy? 

😈 devil’s food - what’s your guilty pleasure? 

🥝 fruit - qualities you look for in a friend 

👵🏽 grandma’s homemade - how do you want to be remembered? 

🍵 matcha - who and/or what puts you at ease? 

🥮 moon - what’s the best way to become your friend? 

🥞 pan - go to the diner for brunch, or at 4am?

🍍 pineapple upside down - go for a bike ride on a rainy day, or read a book on a sunny day?

🧈 pound - your ideal lazy day

🔴 red velvet - list 3 turn ons and 3 turn offs 

🍓 strawberry short - your ideal first date

🥛 tres leches - a place you really want to travel to

🍦 vanilla - what’s the most basic bich thing about you? 

[happilyevieafter]

@happilyevieafter & @jayonthefield& @itsdizzytremaine & @dougsnotdopey

[disneyfeverdaily]

#narcissists be like