Ashley's Wonderland

sometimes drunk//other times poetic 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[onedirectionarthistory]

[blackgirlsvevo]

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

[blackgirlsvevo]

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty

[balllanced]

last night i went out to a bar with a few friends and i got in one of those situations where a guy introduced himself and offered to buy me a drink and everyone else just kind of fell away so it was me and this guy i’d just met at a table talking. i felt totally comfortable and didn’t visibly need an out or anything, but on FOUR separate occasions girls that i don’t even necessarily know that well came up to me and were like “hey, maddie’s looking for you! wanna come find her with me?” or “hey, we’re heading to the bathroom wanna come?”. and i was fine so i just said “no im good, thanks!!” but it helped me realize so much that that’s the shit we need more of: girls looking out for girls, for no reason other than to check in. i appreciated it so much, and it made me realize how nice it is to have the option to leave if you need it. i just thought it was really great and it made my heart happy and i wanted to share it with you all. check in on your girlies, always. we gotta be there for each other :) 

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[robalyn]

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

[kittiesinqueerland]

new york to haiti

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

greenland is right out

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

[queerqueerspawn]

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

[enthralled-by-victor-blog-b-blo]

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places? There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

[queerqueerspawn]

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

[shitshilarious]

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

[thatsthat24]

But again, Greenland is right out

[swagintherain]

Literal segregation in 2017. I didn’t think we were living in the freakin 60s! And the restaurant is racist doing that! I’m so sick of this!

[itchycoil]

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

[aureat]

tbh screw this “dancing alone in your apartment wearing lace underwear listening to vinyl and smelling like roses” like u kno what you’ll probably have a messy bun and baggy sweats and your apartment will be so tiny it will still smell like what you made for lunch yesterday and your small kitchen will be a mess and the neighbors will be able to listen to the spotify ads that play between songs and you will jump around to 90s rock music and that old lady down the stairs will complain about the noise and judge your smudged make up but that is OKAY and you will be you and you will feel comfortable in ur own skin and not feel like having to fulfill any darn aesthetic!!

[fuks]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[hman]

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

[dinomoder]

Blessed Image

[kimidakewooooo]

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

[julykings]

trans people are strong, trans people are beautiful, trans people are not a burden

[marandart-deactivated20201102]

This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

More positive images of black fathers

[ilaughaholic]

He better hype her up and let her fuck it up!!! This made me smile. 😊

[laethel]

The deterioration of a young girl’s mental stability in a toxic environment as explored in The Model (2016)

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