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[joshpeck]

this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Spiders got 8 legs but no titties I've got 2 legs and 2 titties

Interesting

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

some minor upgrades

[theshitneyspears]

[pomeranian2]

[coltre]

my talents include: being able to pretend I don’t care while I’m actually dying inside

[jenniferr-jareau]

I don’t even know where to begin with this

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[askawelfarecaseworker]

Casual reminder that working off the clock is illegal. Unless you’re salaried or authorized for overtime there is no reason for you to stay late. None. Your employers know this, too.

[ithelpstodream]

Meanwhile white men caught preparing terrorist attacks are not charged under terrorism laws.

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[krabby-kronicle]

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[twitterlols]

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

so you telling me Beyoncé can convert oxygen into carbon dioxide AND can experience not 1 pregnancy @ 1 time but 2? this woman knows no bounds…

[thetolerantleft-deactivated2017]

fucking great, neo nazi jimmy marr left these on cars at the mall in eugene

fucking scumbag 

[thetolerantleft-deactivated2017]

heres this assholes address btw, thanks to local antifa

[daggers-drawn]

No Anonymity for Nazi Trash. No Sanctuary for Fascism.