what it do baby boo

[cottagecore]

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

[ribcageflutes]

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

his name is bathtub

[cottagecore]

oh i love bathtub

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[despazito]

the posture of a man

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

he wears. a t shirt

[badbloodedroyalty-deactivated20]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[forever-memes]

Smart move

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[angelicguy]

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

[imaginaryi-blog]

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

[angelicguy]

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

[kryptonavatar]

He is coming….

[azaleatown]

[catchymemes]

[aqueerkettleofish]

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

[siderealscion]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[lizbid33]

When Blockers first came out people would come up to the box office and say “Hey can I get one ticket to COCK blockers” and I’d be like “yeah of course” but internally I was screaming

[izzetheking]

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

[screencap-central]

[mysharona1987]

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.