Luvelac

this has somehow turned into a hozier fanblog. i don't know what happened. oh well. 20, she/her, queer

[butchfagminotaur]

your dni list says don’t interact if “you’re a pro-ed blog” and sorry if i’m out of touch but since when was it problematic to have ed? i get all the other things on your dni but this one really confuses me. and while i’ve never heard of a blog being pro-ed, it’s a real condition people suffer with and maybe having a pro-ed blog and supporting people who can’t get a boner is a good thing? that’s just my thoughts. but if having ed is problematic somehow please lmk why.

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eating disorder

not erectile dysfunction

[butchfagminotaur]

if you can’t get ROCK FUCKING HARD i dont want you to even LOOK at my blog!!!

[splendentgoddess]

FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!

Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[tgirl-thucydides]

[qwertyu858]

I remember a twitter post that was like "we must return to live in castles and have marble statues"

Like what do you mean 'return'? There are people living in castles right now. You are just not royal and rich enough to do it, peasant boy

[coffeenrocknroll]

Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

[the-weeping-angel-slayer-deacti]

ROMANTIC LOVE IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN PLATONIC LOVE!!!

[bisexualshakespeare]

[Image description: Images of Daniel Sloss doing a stand up routine from a Netflix special. He says: “My best friend in the whole wide world is a woman called Jean. We’ve been best friends for about eight or nine years. A lot of people don’t believe it’s platonic, but it is, the idea of each other naked makes us both very sad. But we love each other, we do, we’ve just been together through most things. Two months into my relationship with my ex-girlfriend, she was like, “Sometimes, I feel like you love Jean more than me.” And I was like, “Baby, no! … All the time! Every hour of every day I love her more than I love you. Because she’s put the ground work in. You don’t get to suck a dick and go number one, you sociopath.” End description]

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[permetutotheworld]

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[assignedmale]

[godsfavoritedumpster]

I mean, this is hilarious 😭😂

[997]

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

[zwoelffarben]

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[carmen-berzattos]

babe wake up, new renaissance painting just dropped

[preacherboyd]

House M.D. | 6x19 The Choice

[dreamduality]

HOUSE MD IS ON NETFLIX!

[dreamduality]

"hugh laurie plays dr hugh laurie" is just a simulation glitch, ignore that

[dreamduality]

he saw it and i didn't even tag him :(

[ahotjanuary]

girl next to me on the bus opened instagram, saw the pictures of kristen stewart, audibly squeaked, and had to turn off her phone and stare into space for a while

[anxietyproblem]

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.