General Foolery

I've got way too many things in my head for me to keep track of, so I put stuff here to make room. I also steal skeletons to add to my collection

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[meowmeowpspsps]

Reblog and put your evil name a la Darkiplier and Antisepticeye in the tags

[shinraalpha]

i am losing my mind over discovering that there's a species of jumping spider (Pellenes nigrociliatus) that builds nests in empty snail shells and makes little silk webbing curtains to close off the entrance

look at her!! she is so cute!!! i want to cry!!!!

[happy-side15]

Imagine going about your day and you find a snail shell on the ground, so you go "oh, neat" and pick it up... and there's a little freak inside. and it's not the snail

[happy-side15]

procrastinating on the assignments for the college courses you paid for, call that putting all your eggs in one basket and dropping it because it's heavy and you got weak little noodle arms and you'll surely be able to catch it again before it hits the ground anyway

[happy-side15]

character customization presets and sliders are NOT ENOUGH I need to be able to model the entirety of my player character from scratch. my first 3 play sessions should be spent entirely on the character customization screen figuring out how to use the game engine's rigging software in order to make the truest version of the little freak in my head

[happy-side15]

I have got to stop playing mewgenics

Not that it's a bad game or anything but because I've started meowing to myself when I think about it and I cannot be doing that in public

[happy-side15]

I cant wait for chapter 5 to come out and for us to go to the dark world only to see that Susie's now-dry blood is still stuck to Ralsei's fur because that damn goatboy takes so little care of himself it makes me sick to my stomach

"darkners don't have to bathe" he says, "so I guess I didn't even realize" he says, lying, because the truth is it's a constant reminder of one of the most terrifying moments he's ever experienced but considering his own needs is so low on his list of priorities that he ignores the pain just to keep doing shit around castle town

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that we've never been to the destination she's heading towards, so it makes sense that she's not familiar with the route and she doesn't have to be ashamed of it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that missing a turn isn't the end of the world, and that we can plan around it as we go

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that just because it's easier to focus on what's right in front of us doesn't mean we shouldn't be thinking about our next turn (not all the turns! just the next one)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that it's our route, and we can add stops or detours whenever we feel like it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that it's our car, and just because it was already customized a certain way when we bought it doesn't mean we can't change it now

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that just because we have more places to see than we do fuel doesn't mean the drive is worthless. how do I say to her that we can still see new sights, learn new things, meet new people, explore new feelings. how do I say to her that all we need to do is put our foot on the pedal. how do I

[happy-side15]

how do I tell the woman in the passenger seat of our car that she is me, and that I am her

and that I should really start listening to myself

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that we've never been to the destination she's heading towards, so it makes sense that she's not familiar with the route and she doesn't have to be ashamed of it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that missing a turn isn't the end of the world, and that we can plan around it as we go

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that just because it's easier to focus on what's right in front of us doesn't mean we shouldn't be thinking about our next turn (not all the turns! just the next one)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that it's our route, and we can add stops or detours whenever we feel like it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that it's our car, and just because it was already customized a certain way when we bought it doesn't mean we can't change it now

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that just because we have more places to see than we do fuel doesn't mean the drive is worthless. how do I say to her that we can still see new sights, learn new things, meet new people, explore new feelings. how do I say to her that all we need to do is put our foot on the pedal. how do I

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that we've never been to the destination she's heading towards, so it makes sense that she's not familiar with the route and she doesn't have to be ashamed of it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that missing a turn isn't the end of the world, and that we can plan around it as we go

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that just because it's easier to focus on what's right in front of us doesn't mean we shouldn't be thinking about our next turn (not all the turns! just the next one)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that it's our route, and we can add stops or detours whenever we feel like it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that it's our car, and just because it was already customized a certain way when we bought it doesn't mean we can't change it now

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that we've never been to the destination she's heading towards, so it makes sense that she's not familiar with the route and she doesn't have to be ashamed of it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that missing a turn isn't the end of the world, and that we can plan around it as we go

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that just because it's easier to focus on what's right in front of us doesn't mean we shouldn't be thinking about our next turn (not all the turns! just the next one)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that it's our route, and we can add stops or detours whenever we feel like it

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that we've never been to the destination she's heading towards, so it makes sense that she's not familiar with the route and she doesn't have to be ashamed of it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that missing a turn isn't the end of the world, and that we can plan around it as we go

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that just because it's easier to focus on what's right in front of us doesn't mean we shouldn't be thinking about our next turn (not all the turns! just the next one)

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that we've never been to the destination she's heading towards, so it makes sense that she's not familiar with the route and she doesn't have to be ashamed of it

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that missing a turn isn't the end of the world, and that we can plan around it as we go

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that we've never been to the destination she's heading towards, so it makes sense that she's not familiar with the route and she doesn't have to be ashamed of it

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving our car that taking care of said car helps it drive better, and that running on empty not only stresses her out but is unhealthy for the car

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that yes, picking a location and driving to it is scary when we only have a limited amount of gasoline, but the car's already on, and idling at the driveway of our house while she stresses out about our fuel usage is rather counterproductive

[happy-side15]

hey how do I explain to the woman driving my car that we don't need to know the exact most efficient route to the target location in order to turn the key in the ignition

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that when we reach a fork in the road, turning onto the wrong path because she made a mistake is a much better outcome than crashing the car between the paths because she let go of the steering wheel

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it is ok to slow down sometimes and think about our next turn but hammering the brakes at every single intersection is not going to help us arrive faster (and is dangerous with cars behind us)

[happy-side15]

how do I explain to the woman driving my car that it's nice to be mindful of other cars on the road, but it's impossible to have good interactions every single time with every single driver we meet on the freeway (which is fine, because she's driving for herself and not for others)