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ojaye / i just reblog whatever interests me so uh.. enjoy

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[catchymemes]

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[catbushandludicrous]

[graceebooks]

OH MY GOD

[theseaisalesbian]

It’s back

[ryanreynoldssource]

Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin Insult Each Other | CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE!

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[pupperluv]

[thatswherethesunsets]

Pure

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

oh my gods

[probably-voldemort]

When my cousin Olivia was three, she started preschool and became best friends with a boy named Abraham.  Most people called him Abe, even then, because Abraham is a mouthful for a three year old and, to most people, it’s the logical nickname.

Not, however, according to Olivia, who decided to nickname him Ham.

No one’s really sure whether she wasn’t totally listening when he was introduced and only caught the last part of his name, or if she decided Abe was too boring a nickname, or maybe she was just hungry, but the nickname has stuck for the last twenty years.  Of course, Olivia was and still is the only person to use it.

When they were seven or eight, he decided to get back at her by calling her Olive.  That nickname stuck, too, and they’ve been Olive and Ham since.  But only to each other.  They get highly offended if anyone else calls them that.

Last night was their seventh anniversary, and Abe proposed to Olivia, and she said yes.  And how did she announce it on Facebook, you may ask?

People used to tell me “If you like ham so much, why don’t you just marry it?”  So I am.

[probably-voldemort]

Shout out to Olive and Ham, who are still engaged and adorable and who are planning on getting married sometime next summer

[porterr-robinson]

[bunjywunjy]

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[flowerr--child]

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

[becausebirds]

Marnie has the cutest birthday ever. 

[follow Marnie on YouTube]

[pachycephalosauras]

IT KISSES THE STUFFED ANIMALS AND TELLS THEM IT LOVES THEM

[astridshome]

this bird is too sweet and I hope this cruel world never crushes their spirit

[oliver-sonntag]

[beyfann]

Full video of Beyoncé’s grammy peformance mic feed

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

where did people get these from??

[niambi]

dont put a question mark where god put a period.

[mxnrique]

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

[impuretale]

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Noted

[gwendolynshepherds]

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

[neonperri]

If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness. 

(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)

[trashmouse]

This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.

[xzombiexkittenx]

Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.

[pom-seedss]

Is it tropey as hell? Yes.

Do they subvert some of the tropes some of the time? Heck yes.

Did they know they were going to be tropey as hell and made it the best possible versions of the tropes when they weren’t subverting them? Hell fucking yes.