Lykkeli (mini_twt95)

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Jisoo: Today we honor the passing of Choi Seungcheol. Today is also my birthday so…

Jeonghan from the crowd: Happy birthday!

Jisoo: Oh, thank you!

The rest of the funeral:

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Seokmin: *writing a death threat and dotting all the i's with hearts*

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Mingyu: You should be out there having a life, doing shots and going dancing. I don’t know what kids do these days.

Minghao: Gyu, we’re the same age.

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Jeonghan: Having fangs may not be a "necessary" or "wise" addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore I think I deserve them regardless.

Junhui: I think that they would be useful.

Junhui: For like opening sauce packets and such.

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Mingyu: Why do you always sit in the front of the class? You look lonely.

Wonwoo: I'm not lonely, I'm blind.

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Soonyoung: Wanna see how I would seduce you? Dragonfruit.

Mingyu: Ooh, that’s a good one. I’mma show you how to get a skin off of an avocado.

Soonyoung: God, yes.

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Mingyu: Why is Seokmin crying?

Wonwoo: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and—

Seokmin: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY

Mingyu: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say.

Seokmin: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH

Mingyu: NO NOT THAT

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Seungkwan: Let’s write Mingyu a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

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Jihoon: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Hansol: A dentist.

Wonwoo: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.

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Soonyoung: I'm being upfront.

Soonyoung: I'm shooting straight.

Soonyoung: Even though I'm gay.

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Mingyu, teaching Chan how to drive: Watch out for that pedestrian!

Chan: She’s on the street! She knows the risk she’s taking.

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Seokmin: I'm taking Minghao home.

Minghao: You're what?

Seokmin: Minghao's taking me home.

Minghao: Better.

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Jihoon: Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

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Wonwoo: Shhh, I’m thinking.

Jeonghan: Oh, You know how bad that is for you.

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Soonyoung: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Junhui: But are you shuffling?

Soonyoung: Everyday.

Jihoon: What language are you two speaking??

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Mingyu: Minghao is way too nice a person for the number of ways he knows how to kill people.

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Jeonghan: Be more like jack-o-lanterns. Empty on the inside, creepy on the outside, only out in public once a year, an abomination before the gods...