you are my angel

incorrect quotes for seventeen | daily updates | he/they | *sources are where I find them not inherently where they were first created*

[spiltinksky]

Jihoon: Bye Jeonghan, Jisoo, Seokmin, Seungkwan, Jeonghan!

Seungkwan: You said “Jeonghan” twice.

Jihoon: I like Jeonghan.

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Mingyu: You know what your problem is?

Jeonghan: Really hoping you’ll tell me.

Mingyu: You think you’re better than us. Truth is you’re just as messed up as the rest of us. We’re all you have. And you know it.

Jeonghan: I don’t think I’m better than you, my dear, I know I am.

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Wonwoo: Damn, man. You need friends that aren’t Seokmin.

Chan: I have friends that aren’t Seokmin.

Wonwoo: Uh-huh? Like who? Don’t say me.

Chan: You.

Chan: Alright, what friends have you got? Don’t say me.

Wonwoo: You.

Chan: See? Neither of us have friends.

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Seungkwan: Do you wanna go back to the dark, green room where we had NOTHING??

Hansol: Girl, we grew up in the suburbs. Our parents were dentists.

[spiltinksky]

Seungcheol: Wait, how’d you know I was looking for you?

Soonyoung: As the other unit leader, I’m pretty much always ten feet away. Listening in, watching your every move. Always.

Seungcheol: ...we should talk about that.

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Jisoo: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Jihoon: Ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Jisoo: You don’t have to wear it—

Jihoon: No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Seungcheol: Jun, I know you think you're helping, but you're not...

Junhui: I don't think I'm helping.

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: You and I are a team.

Jisoo: Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters, Inc. It pisses me off!

[spiltinksky]

Junhui: How did you find me?!

Seungcheol: I was merely lucky enough to have heard you shouting about going to the seaside.

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Seokmin: Which way did they go?

Mingyu: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Seokmin: You could really figure it out from that?

Mingyu: No, Minghao sent me a text.

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Hansol: What the fuck is this mask?

Seungcheol: Austin Powers.

Seokmin: I said Michael Myers!

Seungcheol: This is Mike Myers!

Hansol: This should be the Halloween mask!

Seungcheol: This is a Halloween mask!

Hansol: No, the killer dude from Halloween!

Seungcheol: Oh, you mean Jason.

Hansol and Seokmin: No!

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Junhui: At least you're not going to die with your dad thinking you're a joke.

Minghao: My dad thinks I'm a joke too...

Junhui: Yeah, well... YOU'RE DAD IS RIGHT!!

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Chan: Terrible job, supershit. How'd you fuck that one up that badly?

Seungkwan: Chan stop being mean to me! I'm older than you!

Chan: I'm really fucking trying Kwan but I was literally raised by SEVENTEEN.

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*during GOSE*

Wonwoo: If I win this game you'll leave us alone?

Soonyoung: HAHAHA, only if you win. If you lose, Jihoon's gonna be mine!

Jihoon: No, I won't.

Wonwoo: Yeah, did you consider Jihoon's feelings in any of this?

Soonyoung: Oh, he'll be all over me again in some time.

Jihoon: No, I won't.

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

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Hansol: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Seokmin: I was just trying to protect you.

Chan: How? By putting me in more danger?!

Seokmin: The plan had holes!