Harborcoat Junior

Bits of text taken out of context, by Portland, Oregon novelist Richard Melo

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People who smile and look like they are saying the word 'teeth.'

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Today is the happiest day of my life for no reason than it’s just like every other.

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From the Collection of Unfit Sayings: Two one-way tickets make a round trip.

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Suture self, Future Self

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There are arms in the sky reaching down and pulling up some and not others. Leonard Cohen gets a lift. Rod McKuen must stay. Raquel Welch gets a lift. Joey Heatherton must stay. Lenny Bruce gets a lift. Mort Sahl must stay. Tom Jones gets a lift. Mac Davis must stay. The Beach Boys gets a lift. Jan and Dean must stay.

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The wind slams the door open with a ferocity easily mistaken as intention.

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Of all the girls in the world, I had to get mixed up with the one who’s daddy is a judo expert.

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The Partridge Family sing about love better than anybody.

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Guard this envelope. If anything happens to me, make sure it gets into the hands of Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

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Atheists also do not believe in Bigfoot.

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Time is a spice. Like nutmeg, like thyme.

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When he adjusts his sunglasses, it's with his middle finger

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A view of earth from space, and the same patterns of faces in the clouds as you would see from the ground in reverse

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Society is a word that sounds like the thing it is