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@hard-edgedandduly-appointed
starsparkcd:
Listen to that engine happy rev. He leaned, happy to smooch back for each kiss. “Missed you! You have a good time on Luna 1?”
“Always,” Rodimus will not be touching the floor for the rest of the evening. I hope he knows this. “But I’m glad to be back. Luna 1 is lacking in one important factor.”
Gee, I wonder what that could be.
starsparkcd:
“Max!” Hello, here’s one excited boyfriend.
"Rodimus!” It’s been too long since he picked this bad boy up and spun him around! Smoochsmoochsmoochsmooch.
“When will Fort Max return from the war Luna 1?”
Right now, apparently. "Who's lonely?"
Sigh. "This is exhausting."
Baby time.
“I should probably introduce the crew to Burnup now that me and Max decided to keep them.”
best–strategist:
*Nope! Nope! Nope! He’s going to be as quiet as possible and sneak down a hallway and hope he isn’t spotted or shot*
*because sneaking is totally what he’s good at*
[well he’s gotta be at least a little good at it because max can’t hear him over the sound of his own giant feet. so come out and face him like a much smaller bot who is going to lose.]
*facing max head on is not something he is willing to do. he is however willing to sneak back towards him and fire a few cheap shots from behind a corner*
You still standing Max?
Wouldn’t you like to know!
Throws a boomerang at because he just doesn't play fair!
[oh my god what the fuck is that]
autobotwheelie:
*Ducks in behind a hallway wall*
Rodimus didn’t ban throwing weapons, swords, or bows. So guess what I brought to the game!
I’m adding this to the Accords! [which he has the authority to do now]
*Pops out in o the hall while Fort Max is distracted by… well…. whatever Accords are. Fires off foam arrows at the other mech*
WOOP WOOP!
[And the giant goes down ! he’s not happy about it, but, that’s life] You monster!
Throws a boomerang at because he just doesn't play fair!
[oh my god what the fuck is that]
autobotwheelie:
*Ducks in behind a hallway wall*
Rodimus didn’t ban throwing weapons, swords, or bows. So guess what I brought to the game!
I’m adding this to the Accords! [which he has the authority to do now]
best--strategist:
*Nope! Nope! Nope! He’s going to be as quiet as possible and sneak down a hallway and hope he isn’t spotted or shot*
*because sneaking is totally what he’s good at*
[well he’s gotta be at least a little good at it because max can’t hear him over the sound of his own giant feet. so come out and face him like a much smaller bot who is going to lose.]
Throws a boomerang at because he just doesn't play fair!
[oh my god what the fuck is that]
“BOOMerang! As in BOOM! HEAD SHOT BY BOOMERANG!”
Does that even count??? [shoot shoot. get out from behind that thing]
starsparkcd:
[betrayed, he can’t believe this]
[shooty shooty]
Throws a boomerang at because he just doesn't play fair!
[oh my god what the fuck is that]
best--strategist:
*Well, mistakes have been made*
it ain’t cheating if you had two guns!
*That’s not going to stop him from spinning around and firing another round of darts before ducking into another hallway*
[Ack! Got him in the legs! This just means vengeance!]
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
hard-edgedandduly-appointed:
[shoots but with less screaming and more accuracy. pinboard misfire]
I’ve been shot down–!
I can see.. the light..
Rest in pieces. [shoots him one more time for good measure]
sniproscope:
[Evil nerd laughter and the clatter of a big nerf rifle being shoved across the floor to Max.]
No excuses!
[So he’ll take that, thank you very much. He’ll shoot at Perceptor a couple of times, too.]
Fine, but you all asked for it!
[Offended squawking and dodging.]
Rude!!! I armed you!!!
Shoot the Captain!!!!!
I am shooting the captain! No survivors!
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Love you too! [tosses a gun]
Hold that thought! [Yesss, two guns. And he totally didn’t just aim for Rod’s head, that would be mean.]
[squawks and runs]
[This is a lot of fun, actually.]
