The Adventures of Hufflepuff and Slytherin: When one of them is cranky:
When Hufflepuff is cranky:
Hufflepuff: *sitting on the couch* *wrapped in a blanket burrito style*
Slytherin: uh oh…is the hufflemonster back again?
Hufflepuff: I am a force to be reckoned with fear my wrath!
Syltherin: *recording everything on snapchat* fucking superb you funky little Huffle
When Slytherin is cranky:
Slytherin: *probably cranky from a hangover* *sleeping on the kitchen floor*
Hufflepuff: Slythhhhhieeee *pokes face*
Slytherin: *muffled* if you arent the grim reaper hear to take me away into eternal damnation…im gonna stab you in the eye.
Hufflepuff: but I made you cookies! To help make you feel better!
Slytherin:….*lifting head off the ground* you have piqued my interest….
