sing-sing along

hi! my name is jade you know like the gem thats like green and pretty or you COULD just you know, think of me when you hear the word! i do this cute thing called traveling and really! it is cute! i get to see all kinds of cultures and all kinds of really awesome stuff most people probably cant!! thought the downside of that is probably the fact that im really lonely but thats okay too!! travelling definitely beats that! BEAT THAT LONELINESS!! i mean i do have a few friends but theyre baarely online and it makes me really sad but i dont mind. like i said travelling totally beats that! like them being barely online not like actually them! theyre pretty chill i also like dogs and nuclear physics but whats even better is if you combined both of those and you would get a nuclear mutated dog and who knows if it turns out scary or really cool!

[victorious]

White girls Vs Black girls being accused of talking shit

[biletree-deactivated20140711]

Yuh bitch I deed AAAAAND?

[oddfilmstills]

[bodygonetomemory-deactivated201]

side effects (2013)

[harlev]

my dream of having my own show on animal planet or discovery channel will soon come true 

[harlev]

MY NAME IS JADE HARLEY AND THIS IS DISCOVERY CHANNEL!! WHATS THAT OVER THERE? IS THAT A MAGESTIC BEAVER? no its just jake english 

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

the original video got taken down but somebody reuploaded it and i’m so glad they did

[harlev]

happy birthday to john! 

[harlev]

[01:16] GG: can i meet him?

[01:16] GG: not your boyfriend

[01:16] GG: your son :')

[01:17] EB: i think you should meet both of them.

[01:17] GG: :o

[01:17] GG: two in one!!!

[01:17] EB: i wonder if i can summon him.

[01:18] EB: that's how this works right.

[01:18] GG: just do a mating call and im sure he'll come!

[harlev]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[harlev]

NO FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!

[harlev]

yep yep! ive got a pesterchumeroo just get on!! ill find you 

[harlev]

john john john!! oh my god how have you been have you been eating how are your living conditions relationships i need to know about hows everyone else????

[harlev]

no fighting!!!

[snooq-blog]

timline

[harlev]

what happened to the lime that went back in time? it messed up its

timelime

[harlev]

JOOOOOOOOHHHNNNN

[harlev]

did someone say TIMLINE PEEPS??

[biyeolhan]

what’s your favourite place to visit?

[harlev]

uhhhhh americoohoo! 

[kolhia-deactivated20171211]

Indeed.

[harlev]

indeed!