Harleyy

THIS IS GODDAMN IKEA HEIGHTS!!! I need someone to be the Renee to my Towa They/She/He/It

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Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[107-cats]

It's like 2am but I had to finish this it was just too funny to me

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing are these fish clocks!

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Barbecue on 964 days left

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[dishonorable-poet]

june 1st

start of pride month ❌

start of tumblr sexyman polls ✅

@sexy-people-contests-2026

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[harleyandstuff]

Reminder that June 4th the Last episode of the Amazing Digital Circus comes out in theatres!

Reminder to tag spoilers because I’m sure someone will say something, and maybe not tag it correctly

(I tried to tag everything but I reached tag limit)

[ruby-the-bunger]

STOBOTNIK IS GONNA KISS SLOPPY STYLE ON CAMERA/j

[harleyandstuff]

Reminder that June 4th the Last episode of the Amazing Digital Circus comes out in theatres!

Reminder to tag spoilers because I’m sure someone will say something, and maybe not tag it correctly

(I tried to tag everything but I reached tag limit)

[existennialmemes]

Gay Month Approaches

Anyone caught not being gay in June will be fed to The Frogs. Thanks for your cooperation.

[existennialmemes]

The Frogs, having already picked Alex Jones's skeleton clean, now hunger for their next meal.

[sleepytoycollection]

figure I started with -> figure I ended with

[queenofsquids]

love a good before n after

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[sleepytoycollection]

Happy Pride Everyone

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[voidsartmenagerie]

w..what was the phineaspocalypse

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

A day we celebrate Phineas and Ferb day by making memes with these png

Look up "phineaspocalypse" here on Tumblr for more references