NO IM NOT A TOUHOU BLOG I JUST REALLY LIKE IT OK

there are ghouls in tokyo

[archaicfirehydrants]

ASUKAAAA

[gazeldhazel]

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe

[dos-v]

[dragongirlsweetie]

u sneeze and go "a-tooie!"

i dont even make a snound when i sneeze because i am a covert assassin Fucking killer piece of shit with twin Golden deagles

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

[strange-aeons]

Having a cat son with ibs has got me sending my wife texts the human mind wasn't built to handle

[targetedknowledge]

[0v9]

deeply unserious animal

[inwardhardar]

That thing is straight-up a BUG

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why do you have this thing

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

599.312

armadillo

[contemptible-scoundrel]

leave no noob unpwned

[lemonsweet-moved]

Jevil: COME INTO MY VOID PRISON AND WE CAN PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME HOOOHOOOHOFGJFB

Kris: *looks in jevils cell door and sees this*

Kris: We should absolutely go in there we need to go in there no matter what we have to

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

oh so when a so-called "ARCHAEOLOGIST" goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled "MUSEUMS" it's all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Bro if I die you can raid my tomb

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

thank you so much! you wouldn't have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD'S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Nah bro you're cool

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sweet! now if you'll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:

[the-locked-chussy]

Yessiree

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

hey what's your name there

[nitw]

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

[melonfacade]

👽😡HEY ALIEN FUCK OFF😡👽 🖕🖕FUCK YOU ALIEN 🖕🖕 🤬🤬🍆SUCK MY DICK🍆🤬🤬 🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕 ❌👽🚨ANTI ALIEN ALARM 🚨👽❌ 👽🚫NO ALIEN🚫👽🚫NO MARCIANITO🚫👽 🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK YOU🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFFFFFF🖕🤬 🚫🌎GET OUT OF HERE🌎🚫 ❌👽❌ANTI MARCIANITO❌👽❌ 😡😡NO😡NO😡NO😡😡 🖕🖕FUCK YOU🖕🖕 😡😡😡NO😡😡😡 🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE ME ALONE🌎➡️➡️➡️ 😤😤😤BWAAAAAAAAAH😤😤😤 🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️ 🚫🧛‍♂️🚫NO DRACULAS🚫🧛‍♂️🚫🧻🚫NO MUMMY🚫🧻🚫👽🚫NO ALIEN 🚫👽🚫🧌🚫NO DUENDE🚫🧌🚫 🚨🚨🚨ACTIVATE ALARM🚨🚨🚨CANNOT APPROACH🚨🚨🚨YOU WILL DIE🚨🚨🚨 😡😤😤😫😫AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH😡😤😤😫😫😡AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH😫😫😤😤😡

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[radiofreederry]

We need to solve global warming NOW

[facts-i-just-made-up]

In the oldest copies of the bible, King Solomon cuts the baby in half and both mothers leave happily with a portion.

[card-designers-without-borders]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[nikkiaart]

Redrew and updated my “the gang goes to New York” picture