Rattle This Town

Things are finally coming together.

Are you going to be embarrassing?

Oh, please. When am I ever embarrassing?

Things are finally coming together.

Alright you don’t have to go that far…

I'm going all out.

Things are finally coming together.

Why wouldn’t I?

Of course I'll be there, babe. Just look for the huge sign with your name on it.

Things are finally coming together.

Are you going to come watch me play?

Do you want me to?

I’m joking! You’re a very intelligent woman.

Well, that's going a little too far.

You’re doing a superb job.

Rude.

Things are finally coming together.

Going to be a good weekend. And finally get to play soccer again.

I'm glad to hear it, babe.

I’ll take it easy, I promise.

I've got to live up to my dumb blonde potential.

3 boys you'd like to be in a relationship with?

There aren't 3 boys that I want to be in a relationship with, so this is really a pointless question.

FMK

Fuck you

Marry me

Kill spiders.

Because your metaphorical roller coaster has too many loops and you’re dizzy and can’t make sense of anything.

You're too philosophical for this time at night.

On literal roller coasters, yes, but on the metaphorical roller coaster of life downhill means bad things.

Life as a roller coaster metaphor sucks. It doesn't even make sense!

On the contrary, Harlow. I’ve got it all figured out. I’m on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.

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Well, that doesn't sound like a very fun roller coaster. You gotta go down to have all the fun.

Whatever you say. There’s no point in arguing who’s hotter than who. How about we just agree that sports players are attractive.

#also that you must drink maple syrup #fucking gifs ain't working #ugh

Still not that attractive, darling. Let's just agree to disagree.

Those are pretty friggin’ personal. I just think you have them mixed up. You’re personal and public information has been flipped, I’m afraid.

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I do not have it mixed up! You're the one who's got it all mixed up, August.

There are some really attractive swimmers out there. I don’t see many soccer players as hot, but football players are very good looking. You clearly haven’t seen some of the best ones.