Not Really Zach Roerig

This is for roleplay purposes only. I know nothing about Zach or his daughter. In no affiliation with either.

[roerig-zach]

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

I am… And then I fell in love.

It’s the perfect story.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

Aw, I love you, too. You make my heart grow three sizes everyday!

Awh you are like the grinch!

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

I just love talking about you.

I just love you.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

And I love watching you with the kids.

Well I do love them. You know, you don’t need to boost my ego, it’s already very present.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

And cuddles.

And the list keeps growing.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

Especially that…

That’s all I need to be good for!

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

That’s definitely all you’re good for and you know it.

Nah I’m good for the sex too.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

So rude to your wife! I’m gonna start bullying you, too, meanie. Mmm, at least you help make cute babies.

Go right ahead. That I do! I’m proud of it. I don’t care if that’s all I’m good for.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

Yup! I’m complicated like that, keep up.

Certainly are. Pain in my ass. At least you are hot.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

Fine! I’ll keep cooking for you. But you have to barbecue at least a couple nights.

When I finally give in to what you want you give in to me?

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

So we can eat, duh?

We will have a kitchen in the house. Ugh, fine. I’ll take you out.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

You’re not gonna take me out once?! Come on, pleeeeease?

Why do I have to take you out?!

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

I know, but what if we leave the house? Or something…?

Well we aren’t, duh.

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

I’m sorry I take forever… There’s just so much to pack!

There shouldn’t be that much to pack! Clothes aren’t necessary!

[roerig-zach]

justbelively:

I’m almost packed, baby! Are you ready to go?

I’ve been ready forever.

[roerig-zach]

My first loves.