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It can be a "we" problem
Or why ART no longer lets Three out without a chaperone.
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so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?
It just amazes me how they don’t. Ever since I was watching Buffy and Spike talked about “that one time” and I turned to my eventual ex and said “see?” and he said “see what?”
"GUESS."
I think murderbot would rage earlier in the emotion checks if it were clippy asking it
(picture done by @piratedllama bc I don't have the Photoshop ability)
Honestly surprised that Lucy Hebron doesn't get more attention in media focusing on the Sherlock Holmes extended universe.
Like, you're born in Atlanta Georgia sometime in the 1880s. Your mother is a white English immigrant. Your father is an African American lawyer who has managed to become fairly wealthy off his practice.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle claims that your parents were married, but they almost certainly weren't or, if they were, they probably had to go elsewhere to get married and their marriage wouldn't have been recognised in Georgia. Realistically, they were facing huge amounts of prejudice that are only increased when you are born.
(Your mother openly says, in front of you when you're older, that it is a “great misfortune” that you were born with darker skin than even your father.)
Then disaster strikes. Your father dies. Your mother can't stand to stay in America without him and returns to England.
She does not take you with her. She says this is because of your health. It's just way healthier for you to stay where you are, as a parentless mixed race child in the Jim Crow era American South. Rather than going with your only living relative to England (which, while obviously still very racist, at least doesn't have any actual laws against people like you existing).
Your mother meets a new man. A merchant. He's white. She signs over all your father's money and investments to him when they marry. She doesn't tell him about you. She's worried he wouldn't understand. She later explains that this was a major ordeal for her. That she struggled in vain to resist the urge to send for you for three years, until it got too much to bear.
So now you live in England. In a cottage on the estate that was partly paid for by your father's money.
You're not allowed to leave the cottage, because if anyone sees you outside in the daylight then they might find out that you're black. While you're in the cottage, even (apparently) at nighttime, you are made to wear long gloves and a fucking mask, so that nobody can accidentally look through the window and find out that you're black.
Your mother visits you occasionally. She tells you that you're her “own girlie and mother's pet” whether you're “dark or fair”. When her husband comes to see what's going on, you and your nurse get shoved out the back door so he won't see you and find out that you're black.
Unfortunately, your stepfather has noticed that his wife keeps randomly going off in the middle of the night to visit a mysterious cottage where the only inhabitant seem to be a weirdly secretive servant woman and a strange masked figure, and has decided that something Fucked Up is going on.
So he goes to consult the Great Detective Sherlock Holmes. Normally, the Great Detective Sherlock Holmes can work this kind of shit out in his sleep, but unfortunately your family is so dysfunctional that you override his borderline magical deduction abilities, and the best theory he can come up with is either “secret affair” or “weirdly convoluted blackmail scheme”.
Fortunately however, this does lead to your stepfather eventually meeting you and finding out who you are. Including the fact that you're black.
Turns out he's fine with it.
Like completely. Quite possibly more so than your own mother is. Turns out there was no need for the traumatic abandonment, the years of separation and then the even more traumatic being forced to live like The Man In The Iron Mask in a cottage in the middle of nowhere.
Nope. Turns out you could have been allowed to go outside in daylight this entire time. You all go back to the big house (that was paid for in part with your father's investments) together and we never find out what happens to you.
I mean… what. The. Fuck.
Like, I'm not expecting Sir Arthur CD to have written an entire child psychology textbook to go with what was meant to be a fun little short story about racial tolerance, but holy shit.
I want a book about teenage Lucy Hebron at boarding school dealing with all the fucked up shit that went on in her childhood whilst also solving mysteries with the help of correspondence from her friend and mentor Sherlock Holmes. I want that shit yesterday.
It’s too fucked up to adapt. (But Sh&Co will be adapting it soon. How they are gonna stay true to that theme is beyond me.) Even if you put it into Victorian context, it’s fucked up. Let’s say she is genuinely sick. Too sick to travel a long ocean voyage, which is…possible. Mom felt the best way to take care of everyone was to get herself another man far away where her past wouldn’t follow her. Did Stepdad mess up early on, and say something that was racist AF which scared her mom off from The Big Reveal? Kinda like when you are having Thanksgiving dinner and your favorite aunt says something about trans women needing to use men’s bathrooms because of rapists, and you rethink everything they have said for the past 5 years? Let’s face it, Lucy is fucked up and so are half the Victorian kids out there hanging out in the streets, getting beaten on the regular, and not getting inheritances because they are not the oldest or the male-est. And that’s before we throw in all the chemicals making them legit crazy and the stuff in the food that isn’t actually food. But even in that group, Lucy has it bad. So did the other Lucy. I think Doyle didn’t like someone named Lucy.
Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!
I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!
I care a lot about whether DYIN comes before or after FINA
I have been very busy writing my Speckled Band Sh&Co fic and making an AO3 collection for those who are geographically challenged and can’t participate.
I’ll upload them on July 8 (or later if you are working on one and it’s not done yet.)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This was the worst of the Enola movies and could have been the best if they had given us more Watson.
(Ok and I really didn’t like the implication that Holmes took cases for wealthy people while Enola helped people truly in need. That is just plain wrong, and hurt)
Screenshot from engineers thumb pt2 not really spoilers though
Wtf was that, I'm going crazy. Sherlock. Sherlock You can't do that. Guys. Guys wtf was that though?
Oh and also, Sherlock now has a wealth of John’s-dick-data. From this ever-so-brief contact.
Screenshot from engineers thumb pt2 not really spoilers though
Wtf was that, I'm going crazy. Sherlock. Sherlock You can't do that. Guys. Guys wtf was that though?
Yeah….ummmm….
There’s a lot to dissect here.
There’s the fact that John doesn’t seem to mind it one bit? There is no ”what the….?” here. There’s laughing. And Paul W doesn’t even sarcastic-laugh it. It is a normal thing for them.
But what I am drawn to is the fact that there are no stage directions here. And this is telling me something about Joel. I mean, every deduction is a reach, but this is kinda showing us Joel is playing around with showing us moments that are not spelt out in text but are happening in front of our eyes (ears!) nonetheless. It’s a bit of a fuckery, The censors and naysayers are being circumvented because it is happening without really, in text, happening. But it is happening nonetheless. And you are left with a sense of “that didn’t actually happen, did it?” And this is important. Because it legitimises the notion that we are allowed to read a layer into what is happening, and we’d be more correct than the text itself.
This is how things like Johnlock work in a semi+censored society.
A bit of hypothetical casting: Sydney Greenstreet as Mycroft Holmes - conferring with Basil Rathbone at the Diogenes? For Holmestice Summer 2026.
Warlock Holmes and John Heimdahl Watson spend an uncharacteristically quiet evening at Baker Street. For Holmestice Summer 2026.
what-ho, it's the Steam summer sale!
Beekeeper (and former world’s greatest detective) Sherlock Holmes is arranging a surprise picnic for his friend Watson. Unfortunately pesky
Note that if you've been holding back on buying, this is the lowest the price has been AND there's Steam's new purchasing power pricing in place, which may have dropped the price even more in your region!
If you've already played the game, I'll also take the opportunity to remind you that leaving a "would recommend" would be rad! The game is on the cusp of the 500 reviews required to break into being labelled "outstandingly positive". It doesn't have to be long and complicated - just a few words will do (and you can edit your review later if you feel like writing more!)
This June, I need Gen Z queers to understand that some people are closeted.
I am saying this as a Gen Z queer, before y’all get your guns out to fucking shoot me.
But I need y’all to understand that if someone doesn’t give you their government name in a queer space, it’s not because they’re “mysterious,” and you do not have permission to take it upon yourself to figure out their “real identity” and go digging for them online like a private investigator. First, that’s creepy and a violation of privacy and reasonable boundaries. Second, some of us keep our private and professional lives very separate because we need to keep food on the fucking table and a roof over our heads, and our private life could jeopardize that.
“Why won’t you tell me about your parents?” “Why can’t I know your real name?” “Where do you work?”
1.) Not all our parents would bake us a fucking cake when we come out. Some of us are closeted. Surely you understand this? You also do not need to know my parent’s names or occupations; we are both adults. I do not need nor want to mix you and my private life with my parents and my public life.
2.) Trans people do not owe you their dead name or government name
3.) I’m not telling you for the sake of job security. I am a government fucking caseworker working amidst a fucking lavender panic!
“There’s no way you’re a different person outside this; you’re still you at your core. What harm is there—”
No, I am a completely different person. A different person with a different personality and different interests and a different name and presentation. I am a completely different person because I keep this life and my public life private to avoid fracturing 90% of my interpersonal relationships and 100% of my professional ones.
“You’re not out? But you’re so confident.”
See— that’s part of the issue. Y’all assume someone is in the closet because they hate themselves or lack self-identity. Some of us know exactly who we are, but need to prioritize financial stability or else our entire life gets exponentially harder immediately.
You meet queer people over the age of 40 and one of the first/earliest questions is “who knows?”
I need y’all to start bringing that energy. Because it’s not always safe for someone to be out and not everyone is safe to be out around.
There is a misnomer that “the closet” inherently means “doesn’t know they’re queer” and not “isn’t out widely and publicly.” “Outness” is often a patchwork.
Anyone who works with kids in any capacity is taking a huge risk being out. Some areas are supportive, some are not, and that can change more quickly than you would ever expect. In my workplace it changed very rapidly. And then it becomes a safety issue as well as an economic issue.
So, if you are comfortable and secure being out…be a little more out for the rest of us? But yeah, you don’t get to judge the elementary school teacher who wants to keep a job so they can subversively put a book supporting queer youth on that bookshelf. Trust me. Being closeted in a difficult career isn’t self loathing..,,it’s being a spy in enemy territory.
There’s an AI-created clip a fan made of BBC Sherlock, and…it’s not bad at all and kinda funny and that just makes it all the more sad because every actor on the planet is gonna have their likeness stolen and used. Including me. Is it a “transformative work” in the way fic is? I don’t know. All I know is is was entertaining but it also made me feel very ill having watched it. Technology still hasn’t changed my daily life for the better, like it was supposed to do. And we are so past “where is my flying car?”. It has taken away any sense of security I have moving forward, and I feel horrible for anyone just starting their program of study right now because by the time you get that degree we won’t be able to tell the difference between machine created and artist created and there are not going to be regulations on it because AI is substantially cheaper, if we ignore the energy use and environmental consequences. Which we always do.
I’m reading “The Man With The Twisted Lip” right now and Mary referring to Watson as “James” will never not be funny; I know it was an error but the concept of Watson writing this and forgetting his own name makes me laugh.
I was listening to the radio show with John Gielgud , Ralph Richardson and Orson Welles and the announcer says “Dr. James Watson” on some of them!
I’d love to hear the story behind that one! Like, did someone on staff ask what Dr Watson’s first name was and a Sherlockian on staff made a joke and said “James”?