It's our lot in life

Meteorologist/Climatologist in training, braving the frozen tundra of Central NY. 

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“Alexa, order one million rubber nipples and send them to <Tumblr headquarters>”

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We all need to calm down

You see, humanity has been at war with Nippleopolous for the past 500 years, led by the terrible Queen Aureolas. They have ravaged our homes and cities and this is the only way to stop them

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War.

War never changes.

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One of these is my new notification noise

[jesseredman]

[vaporwavevocap]

Me.

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THAT’S NOT WHAT I TYPED. 

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If, two years ago, you'd tell me I'd be in the middle of an intervention for my roommate while preparing to give a presentation at a regional storm conference about lighting and windmills in 72 hours... Bad things happen to good people. And I hope he unfucks the situation he's in. I also hope that I can unfuck the situation I'll be in if he permanently leaves. But aside from all that... I hope I can remember how to tie a tie.

[zenyaytta]

NEW Overwatch Comic: BINARY

A rogue bastion unit has been spotted roaming the forests of a nearby town.  Fearing for their safety, the townsfolk call on a master engineer to destroy the omnic threat.

[soupseason]

!

[vanquishedvaliant]

I can’t believe that bastion on torbjorn are bonding over turrets on their buddy cop adventure through the woods

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memes

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I'm mess

Please do not  disturb. Is fragile. Have nice day. 

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ＷＩＮＴＥＲ  ＩＮＩＴＩＡＬＩＺＥＤ ＩＮＳＥＲＴＩＮＧ  ＳＮＯＷ

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Updort

in the off chance that anyone give a rat-ass, here’s what’s happened since the last time I checked in:

America did a rather large goof

I’m analyzing tiny vortexes in snow bands

Doing blob forecasts (so many blobs you have no idea)

A bunch of really talented people died

Along with my sanity 

BLESS

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Little shit got taller

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If you’re going through Hell:

Stop at Arby’s and pick me up a beefshake pls

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Dear Tumblr Support

I tried to meme and it didn’t work. It backed everything up and now my system is full of odd frog drawings. Would like to return: One (1) pile of dad jokes. 

Dictated (but not read), 

*abyssal screech*

[sixpenceeeblog]

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsrPEUt2Dg)

I want to run I want to hide