"Oh? Guys, I got it working!"
As the camera flickers to life, four people of varying heights and appearances can be seen standing in front of you.
"Phew, there we go! Ahem! I'm Sayaka Maizono, the Ultimate Pop Sensation and Ultimate Despair. And these are my friends! I'm the founder of the group of despairs that are currently ruling all of Japan! I had to stop being the leader for a set of reasons, though, so I passed the role off to Kokichi."
And true to that, the world behind them seemed to be in ruins. Fires were everywhere, along with bloodstains and people who were bruised and dead.
"And I'm Hiyoko Saionji! I was the Ultimate Traditional Dancer, and now I'm using that talent to spread despair with brainwashing music! And it's all thanks to Big Sis Sayaka!"
She giggled and the camera panned to the next girl.
"Hiya! Ahoy, a kid! I'm Kotoko Utsugi, and though I prefer not to be known for it, I'm the Li'l Ultimate Drama! I know lots of stuff, like how adults are ugly! Just like blobfish! Have you ever seen those things?! Ewwwww! Anyhow, I'm the adorbs one, and if you're not adorbs or you're an adult, AKA demon, don't even bother approaching me! I'll kill ya!"
Then it moves to the next person, a boy.
"Hey, hey! What's up? It's your Supreme Leader Of Despair! Not much to say about me except I want to watch the world burn, y'know? Oh, and don't hurt my kids or my friends, or else I'll laugh my ass off as I watch you slowly die. Nishishishi~!"
"And as the current leader, I order you all to give us a promo! ASAP!"
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