Hakuna Matata.

Harry 26 Wirral UK I play DnD for fun and clean up blood, for a living.

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Wolf 

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T.M.N.T. Obsession

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That fox | alex.mazurov

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That’s for coming out of a cow’s nipple.

Context: I’m DMing a campaign for my 3 kids and my sister. They’re in a forest and a attacked by a lot of skeletons. We don’t have a lot of miniatures, so we’re using game tokens from Clue & Clue Master Detective. For keeping track of which one is which, we named most of them after fruit and milk based products.

After a devastating chain - lightning, from my sister (wizard), my son (fighter) going for the kill on a white token, shouted “That’s for coming out of a cow’s nipple!”

After we caught our breath, my other son (ranger) says, “The milk has just expired.”

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Just a good boy enjoying the water

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magical fairyland in northern ireland 🌿

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Then and now…

Real quick editing, but I stuck the glorious new official art by Ariana Orner with everyone’s original looks for comparison!

[harry-the-human]

Why do cleaning fluids always look like something that would seriously quench my thirst and awaken my taste buds? That shit just ain't fair...

[harry-the-human]

My mind is far far away today, talk to me and bring my brain back down to earth.

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“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

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