harry's hampster

life of a hampster in harrys house

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I escaped

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day 50 locked in a cage:

harry and i have been watching love island together, kinda romantic tbh he says im the rob to his leah

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j ate some cheese

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day 8 : locked in a cage

i bit harry

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he doesn't bleed watermelon sugar, red stuff was allegedly metallic

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day 8 : locked in a cage

i bit harry

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baby bought me merch

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new album? need some distracts for it tho

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first pic together

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daddy took this for my page

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harry went to the theme park today. didn't know I followed. how do I disarm a skunk

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do u guys want me to go live

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lmk

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selfie otd vlog coming soon

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day 3: locked in the cage

harry got home late last night as he had promised. the wild gazelle scared the snott rockets out of me. the door clambered open. rose such a clatter. I was all like "what's the matter?"

then all of a sudden papa in his kerchief, eye in my cap,

the door swung open. ri3en from my slumber I had a stroke.

I died.

epilogue:

next thing I know harry was in the cage with me. caressing my soft fur, nudging my rolls and wrinkles, I felt wetness coating my skin. alleged tears soaked through me. turns out it was actually a day dream. i'm hanging out rn eating some celery while harry caresses my stubby neck. im fine I guess. his neither thrilling me nor boring me. im feeling neutral, or maybe thats cuz they cut my balls off. im hoping that this nigh night bed bug bite I can get something going.

#youth #1980shorrorfilm #brickbybrick #obituary #arnoldpalmersanyone

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selfie otd vlog coming soon

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lmk

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~ thought daughter summer.

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this is me in my cage.