THE BITCH IS BACK

kingsman trash forever

[toastbutteregg]

nothing more relatable than this

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[brycemargot]

jeff goldblum dropping avocado toast on the ground ft. bryce dallas howard’s laugh

[playingwiththesquirrels]

[segweg]

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for july?

[crab-withaknife-deactivated2025]

[theavengers]

Thor: Ragnarok cast plays “Would you rather?” 

[changkyussy]

#i respect one director who fully understood loki and thor

[adultswim5000]

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

[adultswim5000]

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[barackobamas]

do you ever finally have free time and panic because you dont know whether you want to read, watch tv, or watch a movie, and then suddenly it’s been 3 hours and all you’ve done is reblog a picture of chris evans

[afeveredblur]

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.

[tikkamasalas]

the queen explains “resting bitch face”

[marveladdicts]

#asgard style

[gaslightgallows]

Meanwhile, this dainty little shit…

[thefallenpain]

He was adopted

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[jared-could-you-read]

number 23 for the class?

[no-i-can]

not!

[what-up-im-jared-im]

19, and i never fucking learned how to read

[my-coordinated-chaos]

Posts like these really reveal how little I pay attention to the usernames

[parkerpunology]

papa benedict to the rescue

[porterr-robinson]

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Oh my god

[gloriousruin-deactivated2018070]

Jesus fuckin Christ..

[listener-blue]

@concentrated-sunshine

[bunjywunjy]

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper