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I'm a Harvard grad with a negative bank account balance, getting by on food stamps (only on months that the state decides to give them to me). I work too hard to be this poor. FML

I'm type A but I'm like a chill type A. FML?

I'm a HC alum with attention deficit disorder. Absolutely need to submit a paper soon so I can get another academic position. But there's so much to do, and I can't even begin to start breaking it down. Nothing has changed since I barely scraped by in college. FMUndisciplinedL

When the Harvard average is an A and you are nowhere near that GPA. And you want to go to grad school. FML

Shouldn’t have eaten that chickwich. FML

Sitting in my boxers, drinking wine out of the bottle, surfing reddit.... instead of doing the incredible amount of work that is due this week. Hello rock bottom. FML

Think I'm taking 'Lazy Sunday' a little too literally at the expense of a paper due in an hour. FML

I thought I'd fall in love in college. Instead I found a hookup culture, and the perfect boy whose only flaw was fear of commitment. Guess I'm giving up on relationships after all. FML

I told her I loved her... she said 'I know.' FM(pathetic teen movie)L

FML was down. ...But now it's back! MLIG!

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Sorry for the technical issues. Submit ALL the FMLs!

Roommate is playing 'Wrecking Ball' on repeat. FML.

At college, I have drank twice. Both times I have been caught, so naturally I won't be drinking ever again. But now I hear it is going to be on my permanent record. Byebye medical school. I was too stupid a freshman to realize what I was doing... FML

Sophomore Econs concentration, current GPA 3.17 FML BIG TIMES I think I'm going to throw up, As my freshman GPA is 3.35

I've always thought of my blockmates as the most thoughtful people I've known. Just realizing, they literally give zero fucks about me. FML.

I tell myself I shouldn't let it get me down that my peers back home are having babies, because "anyone can get pregnant and have a child but not everyone can pick up a surgeon's scalpel." But in the end it's just sour grapes.

For the third time this year, with the previous two taking four days each to fix, my heat is broken. All my posters have fallen down and made a mess, because the adhesive doesn't work when it's less than 60 degrees in here. This time, the radiator smells like broken plastic. Why can't it just stay working?? FML

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