I swear if someone turns that stupid Blurred Lines song on again I'm stab myself in the ear.
Why would he think I’m a little insane? I’ll admit he does make me great. He’s only a badass in his head. In reality he’s no more badass than me or anyone else. Awww are you going to give me some speech about how without me your life would suck without me? Ugh, that poor couch. It is damn awesome. Way more fluffy and comfortable than mine. He is a teddy bear, my teddy bear to be exact. Sure, you don’t.
Because lets be real here, you are a little insane. Incredibly insane, in fact. He knew it! He totally knew it. He was right. He's always badass. In every aspect, he's badass. He's more badass then anyone in this town. He knows the truth. Hmm, maybe? Depends, you going to hold it against me? Tell me about it. I loved that couch. And guess what? It's mine. No one will take that from me. No, nope, no, not a teddy bear, no. Big, mean, gizzy bear. Gizzy.
