I swear if someone turns that stupid Blurred Lines song on again I'm stab myself in the ear.
Because lets be real here, you are a little insane. Incredibly insane, in fact. He knew it! He totally knew it. He was right. He’s always badass. In every aspect, he’s badass. He’s more badass then anyone in this town. He knows the truth. Hmm, maybe? Depends, you going to hold it against me? Tell me about it. I loved that couch. And guess what? It’s mine. No one will take that from me. No, nope, no, not a teddy bear, no. Big, mean, gizzy bear. Gizzy.
I am not insane! If I am insane it's because you make me insane. Why are we still talking in third person? You aren't badass no matter how hard you try to be. You're badass once a month and that's it. I promise if you tell me how much your life would suck without me I won't hold it against you. Maybe we can just clean it and.... no we'll burn it when he leaves. I'm not going to take your bed it just maybe come over more often to sleep in it. Hell when I got off to college next year I think I should just move in. Rent would be cheaper plus no annoying girls begging to be my best friend. Listen, when you spend half of the night cuddling with me when I'm over you lose any gizzy bear qualities you may have.
