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A very normal day in the strange life of me

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Browned Butter Blondies with Nutella

[hashtagshelby]

Guess who can eat this now! Bout to eat the whole damn tray

[gemmacorrell]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Gemma Correll

[hashtagshelby]

I think I’m somewhere between cheese ball and jaundiced fish

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Chocolate Poke Cake

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Cherry Chocolate Chip Cake

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Miss Asian Las Vegas 2015 People's Choice

To All of No One That Follows Me

I’m super lame on tumblr, but not as super lame in real life. I am running for Miss Asian Las Vegas, and they are currently holding a vote contest for the People’s Choice portion. I am thirsty for votes! Thanks for your help!

[bob-belcher]

[hashtagshelby]

me

[ruinedchildhood]

When you cheat on your diet.

[hashtagshelby]

the way i feel right now since Friday. lol. thank goodness for zumba tomorrow

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Espresso Fudge Brownies with Mocha Swirl Cookie Dough

[hashtagshelby]

27 Days!

This last year has been full of champagne, foie, desserts and other rich fatty foods in enormous quantities...and it has literally been amazing. But the last two months of going to the gym 5 days a week, cutting out the sweets, excess carbs, soda, alcohol and eating reasonable portions has made such a difference. My legs are about an inch around smaller, I'm down almost 2 whole pant sizes, my abs are making a glorious re-appearance and I'm fitting back in to all of the clothes I was ready to throw out! On the downside, my butt is gone. "It's all back and legs" according to my boyfriend. Lol. But it's a sacrifice I am willing to make so that I look pageant ready in just 27 days!

[huffpost]

[hashtagshelby]

This is true, and I love this. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hashtagshelby]

I thought this was a video, and was like how many tiny dolls are there?!

FYI: I watched this for an unnecessarily long time. It’s not a video.

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Peanut Butter S’mores Bars

[hashtagshelby]

gtfo.

[hashtagshelby]

Have I just been reblogging a lot of desserts lately? 

Yes.

You always want what you can’t have.

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Reeses S’mores Dip

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Mint Chocolate Ganache Swirl Ice Cream

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Chocolate Mint and Cherry Ice Dream Cake

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Brown Butter Snickerdoodle Donuts à la mode with Bourbon Salted Caramel, Walnuts, and Bananas

[hashtagshelby]

What kind of devil magic is this?! Why must you punish me with your glory?