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real cartoon girl!! (she/her)

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The “I slammed my penith in the car door” meme for some reason crossing over Parappa the Rapper with Daffy Duck makes me imagine a Parappa level where bugs bunny teaches him to do drag.

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sooo spider-man and punisher are gonna kiss in this new movie right? that’s why they call it endgame?

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What if, instead of Flowery, the antagonist of Deltarune Chapter 5 was a Toriel-like character that acted as an idealized, ‘perfect bride’ cheerleader figure for Asgore? And it’s toxic and we can learn something maybe idk I never finished the chapter. Anyway her name is Floriel and I would die for her.

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“I’m not autistic! I’m just an exclusive collection of the medically diagnosable and anecdotally common traits associated with autism.” As they say, no true scotsman is generally unbothered by weird food textures, yadda yadda.

Diagonsis is $3000 btw. I could buy like, one Steam Machine with that.

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Sorry, stared at the green (marijuana) goblin mask too long. don’t listen to ANYTHING she says.

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“I’m not autistic! I’m just an exclusive collection of the medically diagnosable and anecdotally common traits associated with autism.” As they say, no true scotsman is generally unbothered by weird food textures, yadda yadda.

Diagonsis is $3000 btw. I could buy like, one Steam Machine with that.

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Goddamnit. Just got summoned for yuri duty.

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The main thing deltarune fans and conservatives have in common is losing their minds when you say “happy holidays”

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Guys in front of me taking SIX BILLION YEARS at the taco bell like what’s holding you up they have one menu item and it’s in the name. bell

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Ash Ketchum taking his collectumol

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bob burger when i crush him with the ball

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Hinge is like “the app that’s meant to be deleted!” like yeah dude that also applies to McAffee Firewall like don’t flatter yourself.

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closeted transfem physicist, richard feign-man.

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Shout out to my abuela and her eleven mahjong apps

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Michael Jordan could probably beat me in basketball but Joey Chestnut could never beat me in eating pussy.

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mortalguy and frisbee

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Vivziepop? isn’t she the creator of Hotel Hell or whatever?

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NOT excited for these Beatles biopics. Live action anime adaptations are never good.