Hastysketch

real cartoon girl!!

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Shout out to my abuela and her eleven mahjong apps

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Michael Jordan could probably beat me in basketball but Joey Chestnut could never beat me in eating pussy.

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mortalguy and frisbee

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Vivziepop? isn’t she the creator of Hotel Hell or whatever?

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NOT excited for these Beatles biopics. Live action anime adaptations are never good.

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i need to draw yuri of kim walker and james morgan mcgill

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hate to george around the bush but uhhhhhh

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A redesign of the Portal 2 soundtrack album cover, because I don’t like the original! Based on Judith Beheading Holafernes by Artemisia.

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They should call the kpop demon hunters “The Golden Girls” because of that song they sing.

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it’s lowkey cringe for kevin mcallister to get lost in new york bc all the streets are numbered.

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FUCK I stole a John Mulaney joke by accident

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why so penniless? (i’m the brokler baby)

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it’s lowkey cringe for kevin mcallister to get lost in new york bc all the streets are numbered.

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engaging in coraline esque behavior

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We as a society HAVE to stop pussyfooting around apple soda. we have juice, he have cider, where’s the soda.

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there should be a subreddit called “explainlikeimclive” and it’s about a guy named clive who’s dumb as fuck

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fuck. “explainlikeimchive” was right in front of me. explain like i’m a little green garnish thing.

Other variants include:

“explainlikeimhive” (about a bunch of people who share the same mind)

“explainlikeimlive” (it’s happening right now and i don’t understand it)

“explainlikeimwive” (me when im married)

“explainlikeimdive” (michael phelps style)

“explainlikeimknife” (fucked up edgy version)

“explainlikeimmive” (i’ll let you figure that out out. it’s a real brain teaser.)

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Was feeling bad today and I didn’t know why.

Then I ate rigatoni and now I feel better.

The problem was that I hadn’t eaten rigatoni.

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it’s so funny to me that the castilian spanish title for bojack horseman is just ‘La Programa Sad Horse’, fully independent of the meme among the english speaking fandom.