Hello! I am on artfight this year on Team mystery I hope to draw a lot of people's homestuck/hiveswap ocs! I have my girl Adylla on there as well as two of my dnd characters so add me if you are interested 💖
I Knew When The VIP Invite List Leaked And I Began To Formulate My Plans For This Series
That You Would All Be On The Edge Of Your Seats To Hear From The Most Famous Boys On Alternia
But...
Well, I’ll Let The Profile Speak For Itself
A Profile In Gall: Buckks Ellone
JERANN: Thank You For Taking My Call, Buckks. I’m Excited To Get Started On This Profile
BUCKKS: $alutation$, partner! Buckk$ Ellone, at your $ervice. I’m the architect behind HATCHED2DANCE’$ operational fluidity and engagement maximization. Think of me a$ the interface between raw talent and audience $ati$faction.
Great To Make Your Acquaintance. So Are The Boys Just Getting Ready
Oh, ab$olutely! They’re in a perpetual $tate of preparation. We run on a dynamic readine$$ model – con$tant iteration, con$tant elevation. You know how it i$ when you’re $caling a brand toward $pheric recognition.
So I’ll Get To Speak With Them Once They’re Done Rehearsing
Not only rehear$ing, but performing, recuperating, and recalibrating as well – it’$ all part of the $ame $pectrum, partner. The boy$ are highly $ynergized right now, keeping their $ocial pre$ence in peak condition.
Why Do You Keep Stopping To Look At Your Palmhusk For 20 Seconds Every Time I Ask A Question
We like to manage narrative $timuli carefully. Timing i$ everything in thi$ bu$ine$$.
Are You Reading Off Your Responses From Somewhere What Are You Doing
Well, you $aid it, not me, ha ha! It’$ all about creating that $en$e of my$tery. Drive$ engagement metric$ through the roof. We’re pivoting from over$aturation to curated ab$ence.
What
The $entiment analy$tic$ are off the chart$, partner. My da$hboard look$ like a light$how. You wouldn’t believe the $ynergy curve on our la$t engagement $weep. We’re talking exponential fan equity growth.
OK That’s Great. But This Piece Is Supposed To Be About The Band. The Readers Want To Hear Their Voices
And who better to convey their $pirit than the man who keep$ the $hip $ailing $moothly? I can an$wer any and all que$tion$ about H2D. Their $trength$, their $trategy, their brand DNA. Con$ider me the living, breathing $tatement of purpo$e.
You’re Not Serious
Partner, I’ve never been more $eriou$ in my life. You want to under$tand the boy$? You talk to the man who $hape$ the vi$ion. You want $torie$ that $ell? Let’$ build a $ynergized narrative.
I Don’t Want A $ynergized Narrative I Want To Talk To The Band
And you are! Indirectly, of cour$e. Think of me a$ the $poke$-node in their brand network. Every $entence I deliver i$, in e$$ence, a $tatement from H2D them$elve$.
This Is Ridiculous
Oh, don’t $ay that! You’re getting an exclu$ive, partner. Nobody el$e ha$ gotten thi$ level of $enior per$pective. Normally I don’t even do the$e thing$... But for you, I’m opening the back channel$.
You’re Opening Nothing. You’re Stonewalling Me With Corporate Buzzwords
Haha, I love that pa$$ion, Jerann! That’$ the kind of $ynergy we love to $ee in a collaborator. I can tell you’ve got real brand potential your$elf. You ever con$ider partnering with u$ for a $pecial media $pot?
No I’m A Serious Investigative Journalist I Don’t Have Any Interest In Joining Your Pyramid Scheme
Pyramid? Oh no, we’re an eco$y$tem, partner. A living, breathing $y$tem of mutual $ucce$$. Everyone win$. Everyone.
Then Let Me Talk To The Band
Unfortunately, the boy$ are currently on a $ilent media cycle, per our $trategic realignment. But I can $upply you with high-re$ photo$ and curated quote$ for contextual flavor! Would you like to hear what each boy’$ favorite body part i$?
So You Tricked Me Into Interviewing You
Tricked i$ $uch a negative way to put it! I $imply redirected your $cope of inquiry toward a higher-value deliverable. You came looking for content, and what you found wa$ context. Thi$ i$ what it mean$ to link and build.
I’m Going To Hang Up
Before you do, let me $hoot you my deck – just a quick $lide$et outlining H2D’$ upcoming vertical$ and $pon$or$hip pipeline. We could work your profile in a$ a $ynergized cro$$-brand deliverable. Win-win!
Goodbye Buckks
Plea$ure doing bu$ine$$, partner! I’ll $ync up with you on the backend. $tay $calable!
By The End Of Our Call, Buckks Had Told Me Absolutely Nothing...
And Everything.
Every Sentence Wrapped In Brand Jargon And Dollar Signs Was Just Another Way To Dodge The Question He Didn’t Want Asked
And What He Didn’t Say Was Louder Than All Of It
Jeevik Week Is Nothing But A Stage For Cridea Jeevik To Test What People Will Believe...
And How Far She Can Push Them Before They Begin To Notice The Seams.
For Wipes I’ve Been Tracing Those Seams, Cataloging Drama, Intrigue, Betrayal...
And Now There’s Only One Profile Left
You Already Know Who It Is.
Next Time, Readers: No Managers. No Middlemen.
No More Excuses.
Just The Raw, Unvarnished Truth About Cridea Jeevik Herself.
Here are my thoughts as a long term kpop stan and what each member of H2D reminds me of!
First up vestri the whole thing with Tegiri talking about looking more baby faced as the maknae but still looking very attractive and a menace to society reminds me a lot of Taemin from Shinee the wonderful Maknae of the group who will fo and say wild things
Ive already drawn actias with an nct screencap redraw that boy is neo through and through and no one can change my mind
Onhors was a bit difficult when I first saw him like the clothing fits a lot of looks and works really well but looking at him more I am reminded a lot of monsta x and also Wonho. Who knows though my mind can always chnage at another time just my first thoughts!
Tiagon was another difficult one for me I initially thought of super junior defintely much earlier kpop gen looks but my sister also mentioned TVXQ and I like them better so we are gonna go more with that. I really do like his whole lot though quite nice!
Lastly the final design we got Kimani!
I already made another post but no one can take Vixx chained up Kimani away from me its all I can think of
If anyone else has other ideas and opinions I would love to hear them!!! Love talking about kpop and hiveswap would love to find similar people<3
Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day – Part 4
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I Hope You Are In A Comfortable Position Of Repose For This One Readers
It Took More Than A Few Early Mornings, A Dozen Burner Accounts, And One Very Questionable Paid Subscription For Me To Track Down The Next Piece Of The Jeevik Puzzle
You See, When The Luxora Greggs Profile Dropped, One Question Lit Up Chittr, Every Comment Section, Every Shout Thread Across The Sphere...
Who In The Hemorrhaging Hell Is Luxora’s New Matesprit?
Well, Readers, You Need Wonder No Longer. Because I Found Her
A Profile In Envy: Amargo Hansen
Below Follows My Hotly Anticipated Interview With The Latest Newcomer To The Inner Circle...
JERANN: Amargo Hansen. Thank You For Joining Me. You’ve Become Quite The Name In The Wake Of The Jeevik Leaks... Despite The Fact That No One Knew Your Name. Until Now. Since I Am Publishing It
omg #hi!!! yeah it’s been #kinda wild? i didn’t expect any of this to like, #happen, you know? i’m #still just trying to wrap my #head around it #tbh!
Understandable. Let’s Start At The Beginning. You First Met Luxora At Last Sweep’s Jeevik Week Party, Correct?
omg #yes!! it was the #craziest night!! i’d been #following cridea for like, #forever! she’s such a #styleicon!! but i #never thought i’d ever #meet her #forreal??
All Seadwellers Are Nominally Invited To The Public Days Though
well #yeah, but idk, she’s just #sooooo #famous, before i was #oldenough to #go it was hard for me to even #imagine talking to her like a #realperson, y’know... i thought she’d just kind of #appear on a #balcony and #wave or whatever? and then #somehow i #endedup talking to her by the #punchbowl??
A Place Where She Is So Often To Be Found
yeah! anyway, cridea is #soooo #pretty and #nice and #humble... it felt like such a #privilege just to be able to #bask in her #presence!
What About Luxora
oh! yeah, i #met her at that #party too. actually, she and cridea weren’t even #dating yet at the time. it’s #sooooocrazy how much can #godown in a #sweep, you know? they #gottogether, #brokeup, and now I’M #dating luxora... hehe, omg, that feels so #crazy to say! sorry, sorry, i’m still a little #shy about it...
So How Did It Happen
#so, i’ve always been kind of a #wallflower... honestly i’d never even dated #ANYONE before luxora! but #beforeiknewit, my #8thwrigglingday was coming up, and i was like, #omg, if i don’t fill my #quadrants #RIGHTNOW i’m going to #literallydie? and i got this #idea in my #head that’d i’d just #showup at #jeevikweek and #somebody would just #fall into my #lap... lol so #naive.
but after the #party i sent luxora a #DM like “haha that was so #fun :3” and asked her for #advice and she #actually replied?? i mean #honestly i never had any #intention to ask her out! i thought she was #way outta my #league, like, she’s #LUXORA, you know?? but the more we #talked the more i just felt, like, wow, this is #right, you know? so after the #breakup i #shotmyshot, like, what’s the #worst that could happen? she says #no and i get #culled for having #nogame i guess. but she actually said she #liked me too!!! and it just kinda… #spiraled in the #cutest way!
“Spiraled” Is An Interesting Word. Some Would Say Luxora Has Been Descending Into An Ideological Spiral For The Past Several Sweeps
oh, um, #yeah? i mean, she’s really #passionate about her #beliefs! i #don’t think she means like, every single word of it? like, not all the #time?? she’s just got this, like, #fire in her, y’know?? i think it’s #beautiful actually.
You Don’t Find Her Rhetoric Extreme?
omg haha #nooo i think people just #don’t get her #senseofhumor?? like she says a lot of stuff #forthebit. she’s like, #super funny once you #gettoknowher!!
Interesting
haha um the way you #say that makes me kind of #nervous...
It Should
#ummmm...
What Would You Say To The Commenters Who Have Suggested Luxora’s Unorthodox Ideology May Have Contributed To Her Breakup With Miss Jeevik
oh, no, i don’t #think so. luxora thinks it’s more because of the h–
#omg, wait, i’m totally not supposed to #talk about #that!
Miss Hansen I’m Afraid I Simply Cannot Let This Go. Because Of My Journalistic Ethics
ahhhh i’m gonna get in so much #trouble >_<;;; i #promised luxora i wouldn’t #say anything and then my #bigmouth just went and #blewit!
i mean #honestly i don’t really know that much #about it... it’s kind of a #sensitive topic obviously so i haven’t wanted to #pushtheenvelope.
Luxora Herself Insistent Quite Ardently That The Breakup Was Amicable. But Your Verbiage Suggests Otherwise
i mean it wasn’t #NOT amicable??? but a #breakup is a #breakup... but i think they’ve made a lot of #progress on their #relationship since me and luxora started #dating. luxora is always #telling me it won’t make cridea think #less of me! i’ve been really #worried about that. of course i #love luxora but it would make me feel just #terrible to think that cridea might #resent me for #dating her #ex... i’ve had some #sleeplessdays about it #tobehonest... haha i don’t know #why i’m #telling you all this!
Uh. Are You Crying
#sorry!!! i’m just really #emotional!!!
OK. Maybe We Should Wrap This Up. Do You Have Any Parting Words For Our Readers
ummmm, #follow cridea on #chittr! and luxora! haha! b-bye #everyone!
So There You Have It, Readers.
The Mystery Matesprit Speaks...
Can Such A Delicate Flower Survive The Torrential Gales Of The Jeevik Storm?
I Have My Doubts
But In My Next Profile, We Turn Our Attention To A Figure Made Of Much Tougher Stuff...
A Troll Who Is To Be Found Behind The Most Elite Of Closed Doors.
They Call Themselves A Content Curator. I Call Them What They Are:
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stormborns
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