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[hatchetrabbit]

Got a little bored in class and doodled these little dudes

[hatchetrabbit]

I'm sorry, but I will save a track star in a zombie apocalypse over anyone else, can you imagine what would happen if that bitch was turned? You'd be FUCKED. There's no stopping them

[hatchetrabbit]

You know... little kids would be a very efficient way to find out what the world record for how far you can kick a human being is... just for... you know... an idea

Hatchetrabbitdoesnotcondonethekickingofchildrenifyouoralovedonehasstartedobsessivlykickingchildrenpleasecall1800stopkickingkidsnow

[hatchetrabbit]

Tbh, people need to get a grip... and this has been my ted talk

[toastbutteregg]

[micfrickenlosenit]

It’s the little things like… a bed frame

[hatchetrabbit]

Or just an actual bed in general, can you imagine the back pain?

Wake up every day and BAM

Your just sleeping on the floor covered in expensive plastic

Those beds never stay inflated

[hatchetrabbit]

You think babies are conscious or do they just... become... like you're just sitting there crying and then

"Father, 'tis I, you're kin... I am the future and yet part of the past... every molecular force on this planet lays in my hands to manipulate and overcome"

And then some asshole forces you to pay taxes

[hatchetrabbit]

You know, those kids eating the Styrofoam apples at the Ikea display might be onto something